Hey, Guys! For some reason, the word froyo keeps on repeating over and over in my head... It must be because of chapter 3. Happy Valentine's Day! ENJOY!

*Mage0178's POV*

"No!" somebody shouted. "Don't go over there! I really need a carrot on a stick right now."

I peeked behind some bushes to see who it was. I was on patrol for today, which was strange since Cinnamon doesn't usually send me on patrols. I sighed. I had forgotten that Cinnamon wasn't the Cat General any more. Mhurley1 was Cat General now. I shook my head to clear my thoughts. It was time to focus on what I was sent to do. Patrol. A girl was riding on a pig. She had ginger hair that went down to her shoulders and green eyes. She wore a Doctor Who T-shirt, a black unzipped jacket, jeans, and high-tops.

"Hey, you shouldn't be riding pigs without a carrot on a stick anyways," a new voice said to the girl.

A boy stepped towards her and smiled. He had dark brown hair and red eyes. He wore a dark blue T-shirt, black pants and black shoes. The girl hopped off of the pig and walked up to him. She put her hands on her hips just like all annoying girls do when they're angry.

"I can ride on my subjects if I want," she said to him. "I don't need a carrot on a stick."

"Really?" the boy asked. "Because I'm pretty sure you just said that you really needed a carrot on a stick right now."

"Listen, Maniac," the girl argued. "I am a queen. If I say something, I can later say that I never said it, and that means that I never said it. What I say goes."

"I don't think so," Mhurley1 said to them coming out of the shadows. "I am the Cat General. And what I say goes. And I know for a fact that you two are trespassing on private property. This land here belongs to the Cat General and the people who work for her. It's not part of the area where Felis Catus citizens like you live. Anyways, since, you both now know that what I say goes, I say that you two come with me."

*Queen Pigs's POV*

The Cat General was taking us through a huge building. Many Cat Army recruits looked at us and whispered to one another. They were probably talking about me, the one and only. A Minecraftian who looked familiar was sitting in the corner, quietly reading a book. Mhurley1 turned towards her.

"Cinnamon527," Mhurley said to her. "These two were trespassing on private property. I want you to have a long talk with them, and then send them to jail if you find any... interesting details about their crime. You'll do that while I go order some recruits around."

"Um," Cinnamon said to Mhurley. "Sorry, but you must have forgotten that I don't work for you anymore."

"Oh, right," Mhurley1 told her. "You still live here though."

"Cinnamon!" I shouted at Cinnamon. "Now I remember! Don't you remember me? Queen Pigs?"

"I guess," Cinnamon said. "Hi, sis."

It wasn't much of a greeting, but it was fine, cause it was my sister.

*Logemaster11's POV*

I had to laugh.

"Queen Pigs?" I asked. "What kind of a name is that?"

"Well," a boy said. "I'm MCManiac12345678 and this is Queen Pigs. She acts like she is the queen of the pigs, but she's not. Her real name is Queen Pigs, though."

"What's your name, kind sir?" Queen Pigs asked me.

"Okay, you shouldn't call me kind if I made fun of your name," I told her. "But my name is Logemaster."

"I'll call you Logurt," she said. "Like Logan and yogurt. Or you can be Loganberry. You can choose which one."

"Um," I said. "Neither? Is that an option?"

"No," she told me. "I'll call you both."

"Mrrow!"

I turned towards my side to see a Siamese cat sitting on the floor. It wore a collar around its neck that read, "Ivy." This was definitely Nutmeg's cat. I turned around to see Nutmeg running towards us all. I jumped out of the way, just as she swooped out her arms to pick up Ivy. Ivy leaped out of her arms and sat down on the floor next to her. Nutmeg stood up and looked at us all.

"Hi, Guys," she said. "Who are these two?"

"Those are MCManiac12345678 and Queen Pigs," Mage told her.

"Why are they here?" Nutmeg asked.

"They trespassed where they weren't aloud to be," Mage responded. "I'm going to have a talk with them."

Mage turned towards Queen Pigs and Maniac.

"Listen up, Guys," he said. "You should already know that that is private property. Mhurley1 almost sent you to jail. Well, she told Cinnamon to if she found out any information about your crime. I'd say that you two should be aloud to enter this area now. Since you're like our friends now or something."

"I have returned home," CMS said, entering the building with CDO beside him. "You may rejoice. Your faithful leader has returned, my subjects."

"I mean cake, right?" CDO said.

"Hey, you aren't the leader here," Mhurley1 yelled running towards them. "I am. So don't even think about it, CMS."

"Oh," CMS said. "I always say that. I guess you were never around to hear. I'm still going to say that every time I enter my house again."

"Mrrow!"

CDO glanced down at her small black kitten, Snickers. Snickers was a pain! She was always meowing no matter where we went. I had no idea how CDO and CMS were able to fall asleep at night with Snickers's nonstop meowing! The three of them walked towards us. CDO cleared her throat.

*CDO's POV*

"I wish we knew what they were saying," I said. "Cats have to be trying to tell us something."

"What if they're just saying "meow"?" Nutmeg asked.

"Then," I told her. "That would be terrible and why do you have to crush our dreams?"

"I think I know what they are saying," Queen Pigs told us. "They're probably saying "hi"."

"Actually," Mage said to us all. "I think they are saying "You morons. I hate you all. You suck."

We all laughed.

"Okay," a girl said. "Just to clear up confusion, I'm Queen Pigs and this is MCManiac12345678."

*Mhurley1's POV*

The Queen of the Pigs was a strange girl, and so was Maniac. But they were still good, and they will probably be with us as friends wherever we go. Maybe we'll go to a new town. Maybe we will just visit a couple shops in the City of Felis Catus. Or maybe... maybe a new portal was in store for us all.

Okay, honestly, I just want to see how many people will do this. Seriously.:

If anyone who likes Doctor Who reads this, please leave a review saying only these two words: The Doctor.

Seriously, if you like Doctor Who, than do it. Really. I dare you.

Okay,

BYE!

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