Sorry for not uploading a chapter yesterday but I had a lot of stuff to do. Well, enjoy.

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto.

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Naruto arrived at the academy.

'Today I'm finally gonna be a ninja!' he thought happily.

He sat down in his seat next to Akira.

"Hey." He greeted her.

"Hi. How are you?"

"Pumped. What about you?" he answered.

"Same." She said.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!" two voices yelled.

Right after that Andy and Sasuke barged through the door with horrified expressions on their faces.

"What happened? You two finally snapped?" Naruto asked smirking.

"Fan girls just tried to rape us! How could we NOT snap?" Sasuke asked trying to calm down. Naruto just started laughing.

"Hasn't that been happening for a long time?" asked Akira raising her brow.

"This was worse." Andy shivered.

"Let's not dwell on that." Naruto recommended.

"That would be better for everyone. Seriously that was the most terrifying experience in my life. And I got my family murdered by my brother!"

"Alright everyone quiet down." Iruka said as he came to the classroom. "As you know the gaduation exmas are today. Everyone line up!" he commanded.

Sasuke was going first. He created two perfectly healthy clones, did a perfect Replacement jutsu and did a Henge to transform into the Third Hokage.

"Alright Sasuke Uchiha passed."

After a long time it was Naruto's turn. He walked up to Iruka and did the Clone jutsu. The result was only one clone but he was healthy. Naruto trained this just with Akira and Sasuke and was finally able to create one clone.

He then did the Replacement jutsu and used Henge to transform into Iruka.

"Naruto Uzumaki passed." Iruka said smiling a little. Naruto jumped in joy and tied his forehead protector around his... well... forehead. Where else?

Almost everyone in the class passed. The only kids that didn't pass were civilian kids except for Sakura.

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Team assignment day

Iruka walked to the classroom with the Hokage behing him.

"I want to congratulate everyone who passed. You are going to be cruacial in the protection of Konoha when you grow up." The Hokage said and walked out of the room.

"Alright let's get onto it." Iruka said. "There is a team that is going to have four members this year." Everyone was a little confused.

"Team 4. Andy, Katsu and Katsumi. Your Jounin teacher is going to be Anko Mitarashi." He caught Naruto's attention at this. He put the best of the class with the worst (Katsu) and the girl in the middle. Andy visibly paled at who he had for a sensei.

He went on with teams 5 and 6.

"Team 7 is the team with four Genin. The Genin of team 7 are Naruto Uzumaki, Akira, Sasuke Uchiha and Sayuri. Your Jounin sensei is Kakashi Hatake."

"Well what do you know? Four best friends in one team." Naruto mused.

Iruka finally finished telling the teams.

"You are going to wait in the classroom for your Sensei." Iruka said leaving the classroom.

Teams started leaving one by one until only two teams remained.

Team 4 and Team 7.

"Alright maggots get to the training ground 15." Said an attractive woman as she came through the window. She had purple hair in a ponytail and brown pupil-less eyes. She wore a mesh shirt with nothing underneath. She wore a tan coat on top of the mesh shirt. She had big breasts as well which everyone noticed right away.

Team 4 left as she jumped out of the window.

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3 hours later

"Alright, I just stopped playing patient. WHERE IS HE?!" Naruto asked everyone.

Just then a man with silver gravity defying hair came through. He had a mask that covered his face almost completely. His Hitai-ate was covering his left eye leaving only his right eye visible on his face.

"Yo." He said with a bored tone.

"You're late!" Naruto said pointing at him.

"Meet me at the roof." He said walking out of the classroom.

They walked to the room to see him reding an orange book which everyone recognized.

"How many of those have you read? Surprisingly Sasuke asked this.

"Every single one... At least thrice." He answered after a pause.

"Alright but let's start with introducing yourself. You, the boy with the black jacket." He said pointing at Naruto. "Tell me your name, likes, dislikes and dreams."

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like ramen and i like my friends. I hate the time it takes to cook the ramen, ignorant people and people who hurt my friends. My dream is to become the Hokage."

"Alright now you." He said pointing at Akira.

"My name is Akira. I like my friends. I dont't like my brother. My dream is to be the best kunoichi in the world."

"Alright now you." He pinted at Sayuri.

"My name is Sayuri. I too like my friends. I hate people who bully the weaker. My dream is to be the best kunoichi."

'A lot of repeats.' Kakashi thought.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. My only like are my friends. I dislike a lot of things. My dream is to destroy a certain person." Sasuke said coldly.

"All right. Meet me at training ground 5 tommorow at 5 in the morning. Also, don't eat anything or you'll puke." He said with an eye smile.

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At training ground 15

"All right introduce yourself!" Anko commanded.

"My name is Katsu. I like girls. I dislike guys. My dream is to have at least five wifes." He said grinning pervertedly.

"My name is Katsumi. I like Andy. I hate perverts. My dream is to have a family with Andy."

"My name is Andy. I like a girl I met in my country. I hate fan girls. My dream is to be in the ANBU Black Ops."

'Interesting team. A pervert, a fan girl and a Genin that wants to be ANBU.'

"Meet me here at 6 AM sharp. You are dissmised."

Andy started walking away when Katsumi caught up. "Do you want to go on a date?" She asked.

He stopped. "No." He said and started walking away.

"This is gonna be though." Anko said to herself when she felt a hand on her ass.

"You have a perfect ass Sensei." Katsu said squeezing.

He was found in midnight in the Forest of Death trapped to a tree by a Chuunin that heard him scream out for help.

Hope you like it. I added disclaimers. Goodbye.