Alone Again

Starlite: This was only going to be a one shot, but I am REVIEW hungry and like the positive attention. That and I just love to torment Itsuki. Heh heh! ALWAYS REVIEW!!!!!!!

"Shinobu, are you going out again?" Itsuki asked sitting in his little boat.

"Yes. Apparently they think that they might have found the psychic to cut the kekkai barrier."

"Ah. So I'll be alone again?"

"Yes."

"Joy...."

Great! Just absolutely fucking wonderful. Shinobu is going out to hover about the town and leave me here...alone...with no one to talk to. Alas, one can only take so much BULL SHIT!!!! -sigh- And so goes a day in the life of myself. Again I have lost my train of thought due to the lack of Shinobu. Hmmmm, I must think of a way to get him to stay here with me...AHA!! I've got it, but it has got to be timed perfectly.

"Uraotoko! Sit in front of the door with your mouth open. I'm Shinobu hunting! Heh heh heh!"

Now, let's see him weasel his way out of this! I'll have him all to myself and I won't have to worry about the human world! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I knew Uraotoko would have a VERY useful purpose eventually!! Now all I have to do is wait...for hours...waiting for Shinobu to return...alone.

-sits in silence for 10 minutes-

-starts making hand puppets-

Lefty: So, what is your name?

Righty: My name is Itsuki. What's yours?

Lefty: My name is Shinobu.

Itsuki the hand: That is a nice name.

Shinobu the hand: Oh by the way, I have to kill you because you are a demon hand.

Itsuki the hand: But I have to see the end of my favorite television show!

Shinobu the hand: Heh heh! That is pretty funny. I think I'll let you live because I have a sick and twisted sense of humor.

Itsuki the hand: YAY! Can I be your partner?

Shinobu the hand: Of course as long as you like to work long hours with no pay or friends.

Itsuki the hand: No. Why would I mind a silly thing like that?! -starts to beat 'Shinobu' with a flaming candle until he realizes that it hurts-

OUCH! That wasn't supposed to happen. Now Shinobu is going to think that I'm things get any worse? Never mind, I won't ask that. I know for a fact that if I say that that something 100 times worse happens to the main character. Am I the main character? Is there a strange young girl named Starlite writing these things about me just to ruin my life and drive me crazy?...Nah. What would be the odds of that happening?

"Itsuki! I'm back! AHHH!!!!!DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Yes! He fell right into my trap! Good job, Uraotoko!"

-Inside Uraotoko-

"Why hello Shinobu! You're looking nice today." Itsuki grinned.

"Shut the hell up, Itsuki! Get me out of this thing!"

"He has a name! Don't be so insensitive!"

"I think you are the one who is being TOO sensitive."

"If I started calling you "that thing" you would get mad too!"

"But I think that we have a misunderstanding going on here."

"Yes. We do."

"You don't understand that if I'm not out of this THING in ten seconds you will be a very dead demon. I let you live, but you were lucky. See how long you last."

"Okay. Let's compromise. If you start spending more time with me I'll let you out."

"Okay! Just let me out!"

-back outside in the cave thing-

"-sigh- You had to ruin my fun didn't you?"

"Yes. Hey! Why aren't you in your little boat concentrating?!?!?!"

"Oh yeah! Oops! I'd better get to work."

"No duh!"

"Hey, Shinobu?" asked Itsuki now perched inside his candle decorated boat.

"Yes?"

"Did you mean it that you would spend more time with me?"

"Yes. Of course."

"Are you lying?"

"Yes. Of course."

"Is that all you can say?"

"Yes. Of course."

"Do you love me?"

"....."

"-sigh- Sometimes you find the pot of gold, other times you find a pot that someone has already found gold in and used it to take a shit in...."

Starlite: Good? Bad? Ugly? All of the above? I don't care! Just REVIEW! No flames please!