Hanky Panky
Starlite: Another dysfunctional chapter! YAY! I own nothing but the plot...
Oh dear...Where could I have put that hanky...I know I left it around here somewhere... Itsuki thought to himself. It had gotten a little chilly in his boat and he came down with a cold. Shinobu had supplied him with a silky pink hanky. "Oh hanky, where could you be!" The demon exclaimed in grief.
"Itsuki...You need to be concentrating. I'll go to town and buy you a new one. I'll be back in an hour...Just sit there and concentrate..." Sensui said as he moved off of the couch.
"No Shinobu! Don't leave me here alone again! I don't need my..." Itsuki was cut off by the slamming of a door.
Now he'll stay gone for several hours...I know he will...And I'll be here all by myself...Aha! My hanky!
Itsuki blew his nose.
Hmmm...This hanky smells very funny...It makes my head all spinny...Woah...I feel light as a feather! I feel like...
Itsuki passed out. Unfortunately the hanky he found wasn't his. Sensui had used that very hanky to kidnap someone. It was covered it a strong smelling liquid. Only Shinobu would gag someone with a silky pink hanky...
When he woke up he was lying on the couch with a ice pack on his head. Shinobu was glaring at him with contempt...
"Baka youkai...Only you would find a way to knock yourself out while sitting in a boat. I managed to drag you here and lay you on the couch."
"I'm sorry Shinobu. I didn't know that the hanky you gave me looked just like the hankies you use to kidnap people."
"Indeed...Well, I'd better change that ice pack..." Shinobu reached over Itsuki and grabbed his ice pack. Sensui's chest was right in Itsuki's face. He took the lovely opportunity he had to tickle Sensui a little. He jumped back and glared.
"Why you little..." he growled.
"I'm sorry Sensui! I won't do it again!" Itsuki cried.
"I guess I'll have to punish you..." Sensui said as he pulled out a little black whip. He then jumped on top of Itsuki and tried to make out with him.
"Shinobu!...What...Are...You...Doing!..." Itsuki said between kisses.
"Baka youkai! I'm trying to make sweet love to you! What does it look like I'm doing?" Shinobu growled.
"Oh Shinobu!" Itsuki exclaimed. Soon the deed was done and they were both laying on the couch.
"Shinobu...Why don't we do things like that more often?" Itsuki seductively moaned.
"Because, Dumbass, if you haven't noticed already...You're dreaming..." And with that sentence Itsuki woke up...He was indeed lying on the couch and Shinobu was back and he had an ice pack on his head. But he also had a big wet spot in a very noticeable place...
"Baka youkai...Only you would find a way to knock yourself out while sitting in a boat. I managed to drag you here and lay you on the couch." Sensui said. "I've sat here and watched you the entire time...You've been talking AND moaning in your sleep...Most of the time it was 'Oh Shinobu...' and then there is that oh so lovely wet spot on your crotch...
"I'd rather not talk about it..." Itsuki sweat dropped.
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