Going to try and go for 2000 words this chapter to make up for the previous chapter. Enjoy.

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto.

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"Green, how did your mission go?"

"I talked Itachi of the thing."

"How did that happen?" Asked a woman, Yellow.

"I told him that he should tell the truth to his little brother. He broke down in front of everyone."

"No way. I tried to get Itachi to fuck up when I travelled with him but I could never get him to fuck up." A foul mouthed boy, Blue, said.

"Yeah whatever. Yellow what about you?"

"I stopped Sasori and Deidara from capturing the Nibi."

"Well done everyone. You are dismissed."

"Yes Sir!"

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The Forest of Death

Andy signed the paper.

"Why do we have to sign this paper? We won't be dying anyways." Kimimaro commented.

"Yeah. We are the super team for something."

"Don't get overly cocky. We don't know the other teams."

"Come on. Let's get our scroll."

They got an Earth scroll.

Unnoticed by anyone, Andy set up a little scouting shadow.

"See the Kumo team walking out of there? They have a Heaven scroll."

"So we're going for them?"

"Yes."

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30 minutes later

"START!" Anko yelled.

The gates opened up and every team shot forward.

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With Team 4

"They are about 15 miles east from us."

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Team 7

Someone was chasing after them. Sayuri could feel the person.

She signaled it to her team. They stopped and waited for the person to come out.

After half a minute a Kusa nin came out of the bushes.

"Oh so you have a sensor in your little group?" He asked with a smirk.

"Get prepared to lose." Sasuke said confidently.

The Kusa nin jumped at them head first.

He tried to kick Sasuke on the left side of his head but Sasuke blocked. Seeing and opportunity Sasuke went for a punch but the Kusa nin blocked with one of his arms.

Naruto jumped in and managed to kick the Kusa nin in the back of his head. The Kusa nin collided with a tree and went right through it... and the six other trees behind him.

Now that would be more than enough for a normal person to be out cold. But the Kusa nin wasn't normal. They barely noticed the Kusa nin look up before his neck extended to amazing lenghts going at Mach 1. It was aiming for Sasuke's neck.

"NO!" Naruto yelled as Argneirr suddenly appeared in his hand and he swung at the neck of the Kusa nin. (Pretty easy to do since his neck was like 10 feet long.)

The head of the Kusa nin went off with no problem just asi t was about to bite Sasuke.

They ranu p to the man's body and searched through his pockets. They found an earth scrool. Lucky for them.

They made a break for the tower. Meaybe they could finish on the first day.

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Team 4

"Kimimaro you can have these guys."

"What the fuck? Why?"

"Because I had the ones before us and you had the ones before me."

"Oh. Yeah."

Kimimaro jumped in front of the group extending a bone from both arms in his palms.

"What are those?" One of the three asked.

"Bones." Kimimaro replied.

"Eeeew." The female member said disgusted.

"Anyways we'll just kill you quickly." The last of the three said cockily.

"YEAH!" The banshee of the team scremed.

Kimimaro winced at the volume.

"I just gained respect for you two." Kimimaro said pointing at the two maled members.

"For what?"

"You're not deaf."

Andy, Tayuya and the two males started laughing.

"Alright. Now for the killing." Kimimaro said calmly.

Kimimaro started dancing toward the three Genin. He slashed but it was easily blocked by a kunai. Quickly reacting the two other members of the team started slashing with a kunai at Kimimaro. He quickly blocked and slashed one across the shoulder. The female member threw a kunai with an explosive tag on it. Kimimaro caught it and threw it back with insane speed. The kunai narrowly missed the wide eyed girl. She forgot about the tag. That was her error. BOOM! The girl was thrown against Kimimaro. The last thing she remembered was a bone impaling her actually-pretty-big chest. The two male memberes looked at Kimimaro in pure fury. They jumped at him with deadly fast strikes. Kimimaro dodged almost every attack and blocked the ones that were about to hit. He was getting tired of dealing with these guys. He impaled one in the head and the other one through the heart.

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Team 7

The Kusa nin showed up once again.

"You again?" Naruto asked shocked. I mean he did slice the guy's head off.

"Hi again. You can call me Orochimaru."

"Where have I heard tha... Y-You are O-Orochimaru of the s-sannin! Ero-sannin told me about you." He said with fright in his eyes.

"Looks like Jiraya has gotten himself another blonde apprentice."

"Sasuke c'mon let's take him down!" Naruto said as fright switched with determination.

"Right."

"Akira, Sayuri. Go for the tower and wait for us there."

"NO!" They both yelled.

"Just go! I don't want you getting hurt."

"Neither do we want you getting hurt."

Orochimaru was tired of the exchange and just went for it. He ran at them with ridiculous speed. Orochimaru threw a kick at Naruto hoping to dispatch him as soon as possible but Naruto blocked the kick going for a roundhouse kick right away. Orochimaru caught his leg and threw Naruto over his shoulder.

"Now we finally have some time alone." Orochimaru licked his lips.

Sasuke got the wrong assumption. "Get away from me you pedo."

"That's what a former teammate called me." Orochimaru growled.

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With a certain white haired man

"ACHOO!" Jiraya sneezed. "Some lovely lady must be talking about my greatness."

Of course the thought that the women he was peeping on heard him slipped his mind.

Soon he was running through the town with a horde of angry women dressed only in a towel and some slippers.

The scene was giving every guy (and some women too) a nosebleed, Jiraya included.

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Back to the forest

Orochimaru smiled sickly. "I'm no pedo Sasuke-kun."

"Then don't call me Sasuke-kun."

"That was an interesting exchange. Now let's take this guy down Sasuke-kun." Naruto said adding the honorific to piss Sasuke off.

Naruto jumped with ridiculous spped at Orochimaru catching him off guard before delivering a round house kick. Orochimaru caught his leg and was about to throw him away again but had to jump to the left as Sasuke sent a fireball at him. He was about to run at Sasuke before he noticed he couldn't move.

"Move restraintment seal, success." Naruto said from behind Orochimaru.

"Now for the main treat." Naruto smiled as he jumped next to Sasuke.

"Wind release: Rasengan!" Naruto called out as a rasengan with tiny white blades appeared in his hand.

Sasuke used some very weak Fire to put some... Well... Fire into the Rasengan. The little blades expanded and turned red while the original Rasengan turned orange.

"Collaboration jutsu: Fire Spiral!" The two of them called out and threw the attack at Orochimaru. BOOM!

The two of them stood there panting. They looked at each other and high fived.

The joy was short lived however, when Naruto saw the head of the sannin bite down on Sasuke's neck.

"NO!"

He looked at where Orochimaru was standing. He was panting loudly and he was badly burned and sliced throught.

'To think two genin would drain almost all of my chakra. I think that seal he somehow set on me had a chakra consumation seal on it as well. Very talented to have two seals on one paper.'

Naruto quickly turned to an unconscious Sasuke when he saw Orochimaru left.

He looked at the bitten area. He didn't see bite marks but three tomoe.

'It looks like a seal. Hmm... I might be able to get it off but I need help. And I know exactly the person.'

With that thought he picked Sasuke and ran for the tower.

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"What happened?!" Both Akira and Sayuri asked at once when Naruto arrived. Sasuke was conscious but wasn't able to walk.

"Orochimaru planted some weird seal into him. I might be able to get it off but I need someone's help. That someone being..."

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Kimimaro and Andy were walking quietly along the hallway to get to their room. Tayuya had disappeared god knows where and they really had nothing to do but find their rooms.

Before they even entered they could heard Tayuya shouting at someone.

"I don't know where the fucker is!"

"What's going on here?" Andy asked as he entered.

"Oh, Andy, Naruto needs your help." Akira informed.

"Right. Lead the way."

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"Naruto, you called?"

"Yeah, take a look at this."

"Hmm... Interesting. Naruto draw the best seal sealing seal you can. Tomorrow noon we are going to take the curse mark off. K?"

"K."

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"Do you have it?" Andy asked.

"Yeah." Naruto replied before showing a complex array of seals.

"Impressive. Alright put it on the cursed seal."

"Sure." Naruto put the seal on the seal.

"Ready Sasuke?"

"Yeah."

Andy went through some hand signs. "Purification art: Cursed Seal, Release!" He called before putting his index finger and middle finger on the seal.

Sasuke screamed in pain feeling as if a part of his soul was ripped from him.

The truth was, it did rip a bit off his soul. While the seal was powerfull, it does take a little bit of soul from both the user and the person the seal was being used on.

"Remove the seal Naruto."

Naruto did so and was amazed to see the cursed seal was gone.

"Good work." Andy complimented Naruto.

Sasuke fell unconscious.

"Come on let's get some food."

The walked away into the dining room to get some food.

A single black tomoe appeared on Sasuke's shoulder.

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5 days later

"Congratulations on making it through the Forest of Death." The Hokage was about to continue before a jounin jumped in front of the Hokage kneeling.

"Hokage-sama if I might cough."

"What is it Hayate?"

"Cough As you can see there are too many Genin to go to the the third exam. I, Hayate Gekko, propose cough cough that hold a preliminary exam before continuing on to the third exam."

Hayate was an man of avarage height, standing at around 5.7 feet. He was wearing a standart jounin jacket with a Konoha forehead protector that he wore as a bandana. He had bags under his eyes and was coughing a lot.

"Hmm... So be it."

This earned a few groans from the genin who just arrived at the tower.

So that's it. Sorry for not uploading for a whole week but I really didn't expect going away for a week. If I'm not going to be really lazy I might write another chapter today.