Are Drugs Illegal?
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Itsuki began another terribly boring day sitting on his little boat. Shinobu was sitting on his couch looking at some stuff that he had confiscated from some troublesome human punks like Yusuke Urameshi. As a matter of fact, Sensui stole it from Yusuke Urameshi...Anyway...Back to the story...They made Itsuki curious. The smell that they gave off made Itsuki feel all fuzzy inside.
"Shinobu?" he said innocently.
"Yes, baka youkai?"
"What are those?"
"Drugs."
"What are drugs?"
"Things that you aren't supposed to have because they make you feel too good."
"Too good?" Itsuki was confused.
"Yes! Now stop pestering me!" Shinobu snapped.
"Geez, seems to me like you need to take a few of those." Itsuki said under his breath.
Soon the time came that Shinobu would leave Itsuki by himself. There was a problem though. Sensui had forgotten to hide his "stash". He left the box open on the couch, like he wanted Itsuki to take it...Itsuki of course had to investigate what was making the good smell. He hopped out of his boat and onto the couch. Conveniently, the box was still open, revealing all kinds of goodies. They all looked so interesting, he decided to try them all. There was a paper inside that showed how to use each one. The first thing he grabbed was what the paper called a "joint". Apparently someone had already rolled it for him, he just had to set it on fire. He hopped back on his boat and grabbed a candle. He, being a demon who really was never properly taught about smoking, caught the entire thing on fire. It burned pretty quickly, but the smoke made Itsuki's eyes water.
Whoa...Awesome...I feel all spinney...Wheeeeeee...
The next thing he grabbed kind of looked like a thick paper towel (LSD). The instructions said for him to put a strip of it in his mouth and chew it. So, naturally, Itsuki put the entire thing in his mouth. The paper also warned him about hallucinations with this drug.
Hey! Is that a sassy pink unicorn? I think it is! That's hot. I wanna ride you sassy pink unicorn! Come back!
Itsuki randomly ran about the room screaming about a unicorn and randomly quoting Paris Hilton. Soon he got out a bucket and sponge and started to wash the couch, while enjoying a nice juicy hamburger, in a pink polka dotted bikini.
he sees the remote control and thinks it is Sensui.-
The real Shinobu Sensui walks in-
Oh! I see you have been watching me during 'naughty time' Shinobu. Am I going to have to punish you? I think I am!
-pulls out a whip- Come here Shinobu, you hot sexy man you. Tee hee hee hee!
Sensui: -sweatdrops-
-Itsuki sees Sensui and mistakes him for a rabid, jealous fangirl.-
Itsuki: Oh my Gawd! I can't believe you showed you ugly face here, Kayko! Does Yusuke Urameshi realize that you are in love with MY Shinobu! You aren't good enough for him! That outfit is, like, soooooooo last yesterday! I can't believe that you even own that thing. But maybe if you tried a different shade of pink for your blush and fixed your hair more sexy. Oh and then you could get a foxy little number at a lingerie store and get a few toys at an adult playtime store... Oh my gawd that would make him blow like a volcano.
Sensui: -sweatdrop increases in size- Um sure...Why not...
Itsuki: Your voice! It sounds like Shinobu's! Did you eat him? I'm jealous...That's so hot...
Soon Itsuki got bored with talking to Kayko and continued to wash the couch. Shinobu, who detested the idea of his couch being washed, got up to set Itsuki straight...If that was even possible at the time...
"Now Itsuki! Stop getting my couch wet!" Shinobu yelled. When he yelled Itsuki realized that he wasn't a mirage and it was actually him. Itsuki then arched his back puckered his lip and said in the most seductive voice possible, "Oh but Shinobu...The couch is just sooooooo dirty...Just like you..."
"Oh...My...Gawd...That's hot..."
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