Guys I'm sorry that I haven't updated in a while. I was being such a lazy ass with school being out and all.
I was hoping the updates during break would be much faster...
Warning: Language will get worse
Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter!
"WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO ALL THESE STUPID MISSIONS?! WE WANT THE MORE CHALLANGING ONES'TTEBAYO!"
I nodded. I mean, you have to agree. Doing lame errands was not fun. Sandaime sama was rambling on about how the system works with the missions.
"And I had ramen last night..." Naruto was on the floor with Kakashi paying attention to him rather than the Hokage.
"H-hey! Are you listening?!"
"Gomen hokage sama..." Kakashi scratched the back of his neck.
The Hokage let out a sigh. "Fine. I'll give you a C rank mission"
"Really?!" Naruto perked up.
"It's to escort someone."
"Ooh! Who is it?! A feudal lord!? A princess?!"
"Hold on. You haven't met him yet...come in!"
An old man with a towel around his neck holding a bottle walked in.
"Ah! Ojīchan!" I waved my hand as my old man came through the door.
"Kagome-San?! It is you!" He replied with a smile.
I ran up to hug him as everyone stared at me with wondering eyes.
"You know him?!" Naruto asked
I nodded and placed my elbow on his shoulder.
"Am I really going to be safe with these genins? Especially with the short one with the stupid face."
I sighed and tilted my head as Naruto looked around trying to see who it was until he finally realized that Tazuna-San was talking about him.
"Ne, Tazuna-san...that's my little brother'ttebane..." I said to him.
His eyes widened and he looked back and forth from Naruto to me.
"Eh?! That little shrimp is your brother?!" He walked over to Naruto and pointed to him.
"His strength looks like nothing compared to you when you were that young"
"Um...he's an idiot?" I said laughing a bit and scratching the back of my neck.
"Oi!" My brother waved a fist at me with and tick of frustration. I sent him a sharp glare which mad him shrink back in fear.
"Well let's go!" I said loudly and smiled which made everyone sweatdrop. Its been ages since I've went in a mission.
-?-
'Why the fuck is there a puddle of water here when it hasn't been raining? Damn these people are idiots'
(" ' " these are used to represent the inner mind)
I looked at Kakashi and he nodded indicating that he noticed to.
Out the corner of my eyes I saw two shinobi form form from that puddle of water. I knew it.
I noticed Kakashi did a simple substitution technique. Hm.
One wrapped sharp chains around "Kakashi" and "killed" him.
The three Genins whirled around in shock seeing as their sensei was cut to bits.
What happened next was a blur. I ended up seeing Naruto stab himself in the hand.
"Naruto you idiot!" I yelled.
He looked up and have a speech. He reminds me a lot of Obito. I smiled at this thought. Obito would be proud...for some reason...I think he's still alive. I don't know. It's just a feeling... No. He can't be. I wish he was though...
Mom. Dad. I hope your watching because this blonde baka will grow to be an amazing shinobi
"Kagome..."
I felt a hand on my shoulder, so on reflex, I elbowed whoever was behind me in the guts.
"Kami!"
Kakashi jumped back and lost his balance. He gave me ahalfhearted glare and stood up, brushing himself off.
"Jackass, don't scare me like that." I said with a tic. His eye narrowed with unapproval but he can get over it. I waved my hand to the side a bit. "Let's go."
-?-
The flying sword hit the tree above me as I leaned back. That pissed me off more than it shoud have.
"YEAH?!" I yelled, taking the sword out of the tree and started to swing it wildly. "HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR OWN WEAPON AND FUCKING SLICE YOUR BODY OPEN HUH?!"
My teammates and Tazuna looked terrified. Eh.
I stabbed the earth and sent chakra into the blade. Fragments of chakra floated off like swirls. A large amount of energy released as soon as moo moo came out. The chakra flew towards him at a high speed and started attacking him. One found its way to his leg and made him unable to move.
"Yeah that's what I thought bitch" I spat out.
I started to feel light headed as my legs wouldn't support my body anymore. I collapsed to the floor with my blurred vision. Everyone was hovering above me with concerned faces. Shit. I used too much chakra. With my last breath before I passed out, I said something:
"He's not dead yet"
-?-
I frowned as I stared in darkness. You know. I think I'm the only one who has to go through this. When other people pass out, they sleep. When I pass out, I have to sit in the dark. Like. What the fuck man.
I frowned and laid on the cold ground. I'm going to sleep and you're going to like it.
-?-
I opened my eyes and found myself in a hospital. Oh god. I missed that much? I steadily sat up and saw Kakashi reading his book. He looked up and smiled at me.
"I'm guessing you want me to explain everything?"
I slightly nodded my head and gave him a 'yeah' look.
"You temporarily knocked out Zabuza and lost a large amount of chakra. You could have died. Tazuna's daughter took care of you. The team and I defeated Zabuza and his partner Haku. They ended up dying, but happily. After that, we took you here. And you were out for three days."
I looked at him. "You're joking right? The first mission I've had in years and I end up missing three fourths of it? I'm done." I flopped back on the bed and tried to sleep.
Nope. That didn't work.
"Kakashi?"
"Yeah?" He replied
"Tell me a story." I demanded.
"Kagome...what the fuck?"
I looked at him groggily. "Do it or I will make sure your life is miserable. You forget thats have the ability to do that."
He sighed and started talking about some random shit in which I completely ignored. 'I'm such a dick' I thought as I chuckled to myself.
I got better the next day so I treated my team to some ramen.
"Naruto" Sakura complained "you're wasting you sisters money"
"But she said she'll treat us!" Naruto answered, still eating.
I sighed and smiled a bit before continuing to eat my food. Until I remembered something.
"Ne. Naruto. What exactly did you do for the past twelve years?"
He looked at me nervously and spooked down. I turned my head questioningly towards Sasuke.
"Dumbass has been pulling pranks and drawing graffiti on the Hoka-"
"YOU. DID. WHAT?!" I slammed my hand down on the table.
Naruto instantly got up and scrambled behind Sakura.
I frowned at this and pulled his ear. "One more time. I dare you."
He started shaking uncontrollably so I let him go and continued eating.
Kakashi smiled and sweat dropped.
Kakashi's POV
'Damn. She was scarier than I remembered'
In never getting on her bad side again. She could kill me ^^;
I looked up and saw that Kagome was giving me a hard look. I cocked my head in reply.
"You're paying"
"I-I what?!" A look of horror struck my face since I didn't bring any.
"Just kidding!" She smiled and paid for the food.
I let out a sigh of relief. 'I hate it when she does tha-aaaa!'
Kagome slapped my back and made me trip causing me to get a mouthful of dirt.
The kids were behind me trying not to laugh. They failed.
"Ill fucking get you back" I mumbled
"Ehhh? What was that?" She leaned closer, her eyes daring me to say that again.
"U-um nothing"
"Yeah it better be nothing"
I gulped. She scares me sometimes...
"HEY FUCKER! HURRYBUP OR WE'LL LEAVE YOU BEHIND!" Kagome yelled. Damn she was loud
"Okay okay. God." I got up and took out Make out paradise. This book was the shit.
"You have got to stop reading those. You may not look like a oervert but you are one" Kagime snatched the book out my hand.
I gave her a weary glare as she put the book back in my pocket.
"It better stay there until we get home. Okay?"
I nodded and continued walking. It was so quiet. Quiet...wait. It's never quiet with Nar-
"HEY SENSEI!"
A force knocked me down to the ground.
Ow. What the fuck? An orange figure hovered over me. How the hell did he sneak up on me anyways?
Kagome grabbed Naruto by the ears and dragged him away from me.
"Baka" she said and many more
-?-
"Well night!" Kagome closed the door. I could hear yells and laughs coming from the room. That made me smile. I'm glad they're having fun.
GAHAHAHA ANOTHER CHAPTER! WOO!
Sorry it's short. But hey. At least it's something.
So yeah ^^;
How was it?
Anyways thanks for reading!
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