A/N: June 3, 2009 okay wow it's been forever since I've updated so here we go…
Disclaimer: As asinine as this is, I DON'T OWN INUYASHA
"Um okay that was way weird" Kagome said, talking to herself. She shook her head and proceeded once again to do a swan dive off this
ridiculously huge cliff. All of a sudden thousands of saimyosho started buzzing about. Kagome had this sinking feeling that Naraku was soon
approaching. Seconds later she came face to face with Naraku himself in the flesh. "Um Naraku, what are you doing here and why hasn't your
miasma killed me yet?" She asked completely clueless. "Because there's an off and on switch for my miasma." He answered and proceeded to
show here exactly where it was, by loosening his hakamas. "no that's okay I believe you, why are you here though?" "Everyone knows that every
time you see the mutt, Inuyasha and Kikyo together, you do something stupid…" Kagome interrupted him. "yeah I know I've heard this speech
before" she said with a toss of the hair. "What everyone fails to realize is that I am a freak in disguise, I'm here for your strange undergarments."
Naraku said not missing a beat. Kagome turned bright red at the confession, then turned to her backpack to retrieve a fresh pair of panties and a
bra. "I want those frilly ones with the pink unicorns on them" Naraku hissed getting closer to Kagome. "No way those are my favorite ones." Next
thing she knew she was playing tug of war with Naraku for her pink unicorn panties and matching bra.
Koga had this strange feeling that something was way off because not only was Naraku's scent nearby, but it was mixed with Kagome's as well.
Running even faster thinking that his woman was in danger he came upon the weirdest scene he had ever seen. Naraku held something pink over
his head, while his other arm was held out preventing Kagome from getting near him. It looked like they were fighting over the strange pink
things. Suddenly Kagome stopped struggling and instead she did something totally OCC of her. She tackled Naraku and both went sprawling, the
two continued to roll around on the ground and fight, not even aware that Koga was there looking at them all bug eyed. Once Koga finished
picking his jaw up off the floor he yelled "what the hell". That momentarily stopped Kagome and Naraku's fighting. Using this distraction Kagome
snatched the panties and bra from Naraku then ran over to stand by Koga. "I won fair and square Naraku, now beat it" she called out. "But I really
wanted those though" Naraku whined, as he disappeared into his miasma again leaving Koga and Kagome alone. Kagome half turned to look at
Koga, " I don't know about you but I'm starving, lets get some food" she announced. Kagome took Koga's hand and proceeded to walk back into
the forest, totally forgetting why she was at the cliff in the first place. Yep Koga's jaw fell off its hinges again.
AN: it just goes to show that distraction can be a good thing. Thanks. R & R. please *does Rin's puppy dog eyes*