NORMAL POV

"You're such a liar."

"No, i'm telling the truth."

"Whatever, liar." Kanade said as she playfully punched her boyfriend on the arm.

"It's the truth! Female Hyenas have their lady bits on the outside, and it looks like male genitalia. " Otonashi said as he chuckled.

"Yeah, well I'm glad I'm not a hyena." Kanade said as she on Yurippe's desk.

"Why's that?" Otonashi asked

"Well, Yuzuru. If my lady bits were outside, it would kinda be hard for us when, well, you know." Kanade said as she blushed.

"Oh." Otonashi said, blushing well.

Just then, they heard the doorknob moving. They both instantly hid beneath Yurippe' s desk. They were both "on cleanup duty right now" for getting caught making out, by Yuri, whilst on a mission. Kanade somehow got a couple of the NPCs to do it, so she could make out with her boyfriend.

"Who do you think it is?" Kande whispered to Otonashi

"I don't know. But if it's Yurippe, we're totally screwed. " He answered as they both gulped at his statement .

"Goddammit Hideki! You're such an Idiot!"

They recognized that voice. It was Yurippe's. Apparently, Hinata was also in the room. Weird that she addressed him by first name.

"Yuri, I'm sorry! I really am. I didn't know you were underneath that tree!" He whimperd.

Yuri: So that gives you the right to dump a bucket of water on my Head!?

Hinata: I thought you were Naoi!

Yuri: I'm gonna kill you, so bad!

Hinata: Please, Yuri, I can make it up to you!

Yuri: *loads gun* Too late! I'm gonna shoot your ass, so ha-

Suddenly, the yelling stopped. Both teens were trembling beneath the desk because of Yuri's fury. They were confused as to why the yelling had calmed down. Then they heard the thud of the gun being thrown halfway across the room. Curious, they peeked their heads up to see what had happened. They were shocked by what they saw.

YURI POV.

That bastard! Has the nerve to throw a bucket of water on my head, and then kisses me. I'm defiantly going to cut off his balls for this. I can feel one of his hands travel beneath my shirt and grope my left boob. His other hand goes to my butt and cups it in his hand. Damm Him! He knows damn well that I'm sexually frustrated. We haven't been able to do anything since the battle against god. And it's not like I could say to everyone "Oh hey guys. Lets take a break today because I'm secretly going out with Hinata, since I'm too shy to admit how much I love him and I so desperately want his ochin-chin." I doubt they'd give me any reaction. I could see their shocked faces. I was pulled out of my thoughts when Hinata nibbled my ear.

Hinata: "Whatca thinking about babe?" He whispered seductively into my ear, whilst biting it. His hand on my left boob made its way to the right one. His hand on my but began un zipping my skirt.

Yuri:"S-Screw you, you damn molester. " I sad as he successfully took of my skirt.

Hinata: "If I didn't know any better, I'd say that Yuri Nakamura likes to be molested by me. In fact I bet you want me to throw you right down on you're desk, and ravish you." He said breathlessly, as he starting rubbing himself against me. While he was still wearing pants, I could feel him hardening.

Yuri:"So what if I do." I smiled. "I'm a bad girl, and I think I don't care about any rules." I said as I gripped 'him' tightly and started to jerk my hand up and down.

Hinata:"Oohh God! T-then t-this b-bad girl needs to by taught a lesson by my big boy down here. Trust me, he's been waiting to teach you for weeks." He said as he forcefully, but not too hard, threw me ontop of my desk and tore off his pants.

Yuri:"God, just stick it in me already!"

NORMAL POV

?:WAIT!

Hinata and Yuri both leaped away from the desk as they noticed Kanade and Otonashi emerge from beneath it. Faces flushed. Hinata and Yuri's faces turned redder as they realized their friends had heard everything they had said.

Otonashi: "WE'RE SORRY, WE DITCHED CLEAN UP TO SPEND TIME TOGEHTER ANDWECAMEHEREANDYOUGUYSCAMEHEREANDTHATAND WE'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO WORK J-JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL US!" He screamed as he and Kanade zoomed past the two, and towards the door. They slammed it shut.

...

Hinata:"Well shit."

Yuri:"DAMMITTTTT!"

Hinata: "You know Otonashi and Angel just saw us both in our underwear, right?"

Yuri:"Just kill me now!"

Hinata:"Later." He then pushed Yuri back down onto her desk. His 'excitement' visibly peaking out from his boxers. "I'm still not done with you. He sure as hell aint." He said as he motioned to 'himself'

Yuri:"This is you're fault you know!? Screw you."

Hinata:"Gladly"

At the end of the day, Yuri never did kill Hinata. But Otonashi and Kanade sure felt like they were dead.