"Attack Of The Drunken Clones"
By: Kinsey Douglas
Please Note: If you are not a fan of Star Wars, Then I banish you to Sith Hell. But, A basic understanding of Episode II is needed. JUST WATCH THE MOVIE!
Chapter 2:
Warm Feelings
The group of Jedi stood as Senator Amidala, Captain Typho, Mas Amedda, Dormé, and some of their attendants enter the room. Yoda, a master in ways of the …force, stood up and greeted Padmé.
"Senator Amidala, your tragedy on the lading platform," he paused, and shook his head in sadness, "Terrible. Seeing you alive…Brings warm feelings to my pants." Padmé raised an eyebrow, confused. "Err, heart. Seeing you alive brings warm feeling to my heart."
"Thank you, Master Yoda," She nodded, "But I think I know who's behind this attack…"
"Oh? Count Dooku, you say?" Yoda stated.
Her face was overwhelmed with shock. "How did you know?"
"Been told to watch Star Wars by the author, Kinsey Douglas, I have" There was a buzz of commotion, and a stir of surprise. Everyone in the room looked at each other, puzzled. What was 'Star Wars'?
"Uhm, Master Yoda, I am confused. What is Star Wars? Kinsey Douglas? Who is that?" She asked, for no one in the room seemed to be speaking.
"A movie, by George Lucas, it is. A nerd/geek/dork, Kinsey Douglas is. Too much time is on her hands. Write fan-fictions, she does."
Things were happening to fast, no one knew what Jedi master Yoda was speaking of. Perhaps he had gotten into the Nubian liquor again. He had done it before, and he was sure to do it again.
"Yes, Senator," Palpy, the future emperor of evil, said. "Count Dooku is behind the assassination attempt. Rather, I myself am. But you all are too stupid to see that just because when I'm Dark Palpy, I just wear a hood over my head and it makes all of you believe that I'm somebody else." He turned, with a frustrated tone in his voice, to face Padmé. "And you! Padmé! You and Anakin will get LAID! And he will turn to the dark side! And you will DIE!!!" He cackled.
Padmé wondered.
Had everyone gotten into the liquor cabinet?
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