"Kiss me, you fool!" I yelled dramatically in a deep voice as we sat in the empty classroom waiting for Kakashi. Naruto lifted his head from the teacher's desk, looking to me.

"Kuroki?" He asked in confusion. Sasuke sighed as I ignored the blonde and swayed my body over-dramatically, holding a scroll with some incredibly feminine handwriting.

"Oh, you enticing beast, you!" I exclaimed in a high pitched voice. It would've hurt if I wasn't so into the acting. The Uchiha was frowning in annoyance at me from the desks, but I continued on.

"Teme...what's wrong with Kuroki-chan?" Naruto asked after jumping on the desk Sasuke was leaning on.

"She's...she's reading one of the...'stories' one of my fangirls wrote...Kuroki found it under the desk..." He replied dejectedly, hiding his face in his arms.

"No, Sasuke-kun! I could never!" I made a dramatic pose.

"Bahahaha! Kuroki-chan, let me read it too!"

"Hell no!" Sasuke growled, grabbing the back of Naruto's collar and pulling him back. I finally stopped and grinned at the two, walking over to the desk and leaning on it, then leaning towards Sasuke's face, who held as smirk as the blonde yelled in pain; his head having been smashed against the wood of the desk thingy.

I was amused in the Uchiha's innate ability to completely change his demeanour whenever I got flirty with him. "Do you want me to kiss you, hm, fool?" I teased, the scroll laying forgotten on the table. He leaned forward.

"Would be a first," His smirk grew, which contagiously caused my grin to. Inches apart from each other and the sound of the door sliding open interrupted. My grin grew as I leaned back and turned to Kakashi.

"For once, you're perfectly on time." I praised him with a devious grin, and was rather proud when my beloved Sasuke scowled at me. Kakashi smiled as me from behind his mask.

"Oh? I thought I was late." He commented lazily, and Naruto sprung a miraculous recovery of his head injury and ran to Kakashi.

"You are! We've been here for ages!" He announced, pointing an accusatory finger towards the Jounin.

"Should I say a first impression? I mean, I already know you guys...though Kuroki the most..." Kakashi mused, looking to the ceiling with a lazed eye as he rubbed his chin in thought.

"I'm sexy and you all know it?" I suggested, glancing to Sasuke and raising my eyebrows suggestively. He smirked at me, then body flickered to my side.

"I won't disagree with that." He stated coolly, placing his hands in his pockets.

"Of course you wouldn't, Teme." Naruto grinned.

"Well, I'll go with that, then. As well as one is an idiot and the other is head over heels for a girl." Kakashi decided. "To the roof." He ordered after and body flickered to the roof. Sasuke and I followed, appearing on the roof of the academy, the sound of Naruto's annoyance making it to the roof.

"Three," I started.

"Two." Sasuke said.

"One." I finished, and with a dramatic slam, the door to the roof smashed into the wall as the bouncing blonde stomped his way to us.

"Could have at least warned me!" He glared at us, and we shrugged.

"We overestimated your intelligence by a few points. Sorry about that." I apologised, though I was far from sorry. I moved to the steps and sat, Sasuke following. I turned to the side and leaned my back against him. He didn't mind, never did. Naruto begrudgingly followed and sat next to me. Kakashi stood in front of us.

"Even though I know Kuroki rather well and Sasuke a little, let's get to know each other just a little more." He suggested. Naruto looked perplexed.

"Why don't you show us how?" The blonde proposed.

"Oh...sure." The jounin shrugged. "My name is Hatake Kakashi. I have no desire to tell you guys about my likes and dislikes, but I'm sure one of you would know a fair few of them." His eye glanced to me, and I smirked slightly. He went back to speaking. "Dreams for the future? ...Hmm. I have a lot of hobbies..."

"I didn't learn anything except your name!" Naruto barked, unpleased.

"Well, it's your turn. Left to right." He said, ignoring the blonde monkey. Said monkey groaned, but cheered up as he realised it was his prime time to talk.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I like cup ramen!" He held his forehead protector proudly. "What I like even more is the restaurant ramen Iruka-sensei buys me."

I whined and shifted, wrapping my hands around his closest arm and leaned against him, my head resting on his shoulder, blocking out Naruto's voice. "Make him stahp~." I pleaded, but then noticed that he had gotten to his dream.

"My dream...is to surpass the Hokage and then have everyone in the village acknowledge me!" He had a determined face, and I snorted at imagining the dramatic music.

"Hobbies? Pranks, I guess." He finished off lamely.

"Is it my turn?" I asked, then sighed, realising that it was. I pulled myself off Sasuke and crossed my legs, looking to the sky. "My name is Taidana Kuroki."

"I have a lot of likes, so I'll name just a few. There's bacon, dango, sweets, meat, the moon, taijutsu, ninjutsu, kenjutsu.. " I felt my eyelids become heavier. "I have too many." I deduced.

"I dislike a lot of shit too," I started, not bothering to filter my mouth around the jounin. He's probably used to it already. "but you know, I can't name them all." I yawned lazily.

"Got a tonne of hobbies too, holy shit, there's too much to know about me!" I exclaimed lazily, visually moving my hands to add drama. "Anyways, my dream for the future is to kill a bunch of people and to see this guy here," I jutted a thumb towards Sasuke, "become a sexy mofo so I can make all the bitches be jelly." I said casually, a lazy smile on my face. Naruto snickered whilst Sasuke was probably trying to hide his gloating. Kakashi chuckled.

"Expected of you to have such a unique dream." He commented, and I smiled innocently. We all shifted our eyes to the Uchiha, who sighed and rested his chin on his hand.

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. My likes...I'll only include Kuroki," He glanced at me and I couldn't help but smirk. "I dislike sweet things, and when Kuroki purposefully makes me jealous." He then hardened his look and lightly glared at me. I turned my head away with a dramatic sense, a mischievous grin planted on my lips.

"My dream...would be to fulfill a certain wish, and finally be able make this girl fall for me." He smirked smugly at me, and I felt rather proud of him. I glanced to Kakashi, who seemed mildly surprised by his dream or some shit. Probably was surprised of the whole thing. Least he's honest with his feelings for me. I felt sick as the thought of being used as an escape from his fangirls...so loud, so obnoxious, so stupid...ah, the life of a female.

"Did you all hear that?" Kakashi asked, and I blinked. Was I in my thoughts again?

"Sorry, what? I was thinking about this horrible Uchiha's plan to use me as an escape." I informed him, blinking away the fatigue in my eyes.

"It was only a few times." Sasuke defended. I gave him a blank look.

"Them annoying, loud, jealous bitches have it going for me. They're giving me the fucking stink eye, and if I hear another whisper about how I wrapped you around my damn finger," I cracked my knuckles and chuckled demonically. "I'll break theirs. I promise that." That voice again...it chuckled softly, like a whisper in my ears. No one else heard it. They never did.

'That's it, Kuroki...' It whispered to me, and I ignored it. It was always there, it was standing by the trees, grinning at me as usual.

"Uh...Kuroki-chan..." Naruto said slowly, and I glanced to him. He looked...afraid. Not the 'I-did-a-prank-and-now-I'm-in-shit' kind of afraid, it was the kind where you would fear for your life. I didn't like it, but something inside me partly did. I calmed down, soon grinning. I felt Kakashi's eye on me, I was being too suspicious. Damn.

"My bad. They just piss me off. Anyways," I turned back to Kakashi, my voice back to its normality. "Something about a test?"

Kakashi easily returned to a laid-back demeanour, but I knew he was suspicious about my sudden behaviour. "We're going to do something, the four of us, together." He informed us.

"Gang bang!" I yelled immediately, an amused grin on my face as I felt all eyes on me.

"W-What?!" Naruto stuttered, worried eyes shifting over to Kakashi. "You're..You're...YOU SEX OFFENDER!" He yelled to the world, standing up and pointing a finger at the jounin.

"Pfft! Hahahaha!" I lost it.

"Dobe, sit down. You think the Hokage would let a sex offender teach a bunch of kids?" Sasuke drawled out to the blonde as I suffocated with laughter.

"Oh...yeah, true." He sheepishly grinned and rubbed the back of his head and sat down. "Sorry, sensei. Kuroki-chan sounded so serious."

Said sensei sighed, gently face palming. "What am I going to do with you three?"

"Rape us?" I was able to voice, eventually calming down from my laughter. Kakashi's eye narrowed at me, oh yes, Kakashi. I will now dub you as a sex offender.

"You're not going to let this joke go for a while, will you?" He asked, and I shook my head once, my smirk-grin appearing.

"Not until something better arises, Pedo-sensei." I responded. He'll give me more harsh training after this little joke. Good. I need to be as strong as I can to face this world.

"Alright, then." He suddenly suddenly smiled under his mask. It had more intimidation than I thought it would. "Survival training, tomorrow."

Naruto gave a confused look. "Survival training?"

"What are we doing for the survival training?" Sasuke asked, eyes serious.

"I'm your opponent," He started to explain, and I leaned back. Not so great since he's pretty damn strong, but we'll get through. Damn pedo-sensei smiled at me. "but it'll be like how you two had to get an object from Kuroki."

"What?! No way! It was way too hard to do that!" Naruto whined in protest. I frowned.

"You were watching." I stated, and he simply smiled at me.

"That's what we're doing tomorrow. Only nine of you will pass, so I recommend you bring all your shinobi tools, skip breakfast and meet me at the training grounds at dawn." Then he left.

"You mean we have to get something from him!? Like we had to with you?!" Naruto groaned in despair.

"So, what do we do?" Sasuke asked, his mind racing with thoughts and plans, I bet. I sighed.

"You learnt that you needed to distract me in order to have a chance in getting the object, because I am superior in certain fields. You distract me, you have a chance. Same deal with pedo-sensei." I told them, standing up and stretching.

"How do we distract him, then?" Naruto asked, his eyes squinted.

"Your shadow clones could help." Sasuke suggested.

"Tomorrow, you'll have a clone with us when he arrives. You'll be hiding whilst your clones distract him, Sasuke and I will make our move when he's seemingly defeated you." I said, then shrugged. "Or something like that. Shouldn't be too hard."

"You haven't thought about the fight at all, have you?"

"Of course I have. Kakashi and Kuroi devil-train me, I know how he works to a certain extent."

"I'm hungry."

"Yeah, me too. Let's go."

I rolled to the side as his sword came down towards me, I wasn't able to see the sword impale the ground, as it was raised to block my own when I went for his back. He pushed me off, and I flipped back, landing on my feet then suddenly pushing off the ground and towards him. Kuroi's form blurred before leaving my sight, dust having been kicked up. I maneuvered my sword to block his from slicing me in half. My katana began to vibrate as I infused chakra into it, creating lightning that surged through my sword to his. We pushed off each other, and I swung my sword, the lightning leaving my sword and racing towards him. His own sword crackled with lightning, and he did the same. The bolts collided, and an explosion happened, pushing us both back and shrouding us in dust.

I closed my eyes, sensing around for his chakra signal, then threw kunai to my left. There was a clanging sound, meaning my senses were correct. I created a clone of myself, who looked at me then nodded. Kunai was thrown back at me, and I felt the dull sensation of them impaling me, before I was pulled to a nearby location, a popping sound entering my ears and a log with lightning-infused kunai impaled into it. Bolts went through the log and caused it to incinerate. My clone ran towards the direction of Kuroi.

He was distracted with my clone, I threw a punch into the ground, a crater instantly forming and I used my chakra manipulate the water molecules from the air and be placed into the crater, a small pond-like thing being created. I sheathed my katana to use the proper hand signs to create an illusion over the water, making it appear as if it were never there. Hopefully, it worked.

Kuroi was running towards me, his form being surrounded by lightning. I threw kunai with explosive tags and he jumped, dodging them with great ease. I bent my knees and jumped when he was about to land in front of me. His feet entered the water, the illusion faded and the lightning around him worked against him, taking him off guard. He flinched in pain as the lightning coursed painfully through him. I landed, my katana to his chest. He smirked.

"Well done, Kuro." He praised me, then sheathed his weapon, flinching as his muscles were still after stepping into the water. He wasn't paralysed, because, well, he's a jounin, and I'm like...chunin-level, or something.

I panted, wiping the sweat off my forehead and sheathing my katana. I sighed in relief. "That was intense." I admitted, yawning.

"You did good. You've improved." He smirked, ruffling my hair. I smiled proudly at him. Having a father like him...it was an experience I would never forget.

"Thank you...now can we go home, eat and sleep? I'm exhausted and I need to be prepared for tomorrow."

"Of course. Race you." Mischief glistened in his and my face took a more demonic turn.

"You're on." And we were gone, jumping from roof to roof at intense speeds to beat one another. He beat me by a few seconds.

"Still too slow." He teased, and I landed beside him, punching his side and causing him to chuckle.

"Wait 'till the weights come off. I'll leave you in the damn dust, old man." I smirk-grinned at him.

"Hey! I'm still young." He protested, opening the door. Shiruba was immediately running towards us. I welcomed him with open arms.

"Hey there, you amazing fur ball!" I greeted my longtime loyal companion. He licked my face enthusiastically, and I chuckled as I gently scratched his neck.

I heard footsteps and looked up to see the dirty messes that were Naruto and Sasuke.

"You look like shit." I deadpanned.

"You don't look too great yourself." Sasuke responded tiredly. Naruto was leaning on Sasuke, almost asleep, though I found it cute how Sasuke didn't seem to mind.

"I'll always be beautiful in your eyes." I waggled my eyebrows suggestively with a small smirk. It contaminated Sasuke and caused him to smirk as well. Kuroi just sighed and walking into the kitchen to greet his wife.

"You will." He responded. I stood up and walked towards him, grabbing the Uchiha who grabbed the Uzumaki and walked up the stairs, Shiruba barking and walking to Kuroi. I led them into the second and larger bathroom that had a large bath that could fit five grown adults.

"We're bathing together?" He asked, a little surprised. I let go of his hand and smiled back at him, then walked over to the changing room.

"Yeah, pretty much." I responded. "Don't worry so much, I'm going to wear a towel." I teased him from the room, taking off my clothes, unwrapping my bandages and all that. I looked down at my adolescent body. I unwrapped the binds from my chest. My boobs were bigger than I remember. Did they grow? I hope they don't cause me back pains in the future.

I had more scars than necessary, but I didn't mind all that much. Having a flawless body would probably scare me more than having a scarred one. Each scar varied in size and depth. I still wore my weights on my wrists, waist and shins. I wrapped myself in a towel and walked out of the changing room, leisurely making my way over to the bath.

Sasuke was still standing at the doorway with Naruto leaning on him, but he was frowning, looking away and entirely red. "Why do you do this to me?"

I glanced innocently over to him as I leant over to turn on the tap. Hot water filling the large tub and steam rising. "What? We're taking a bath together, nothing bad. Besides, we get to see the monkey drown."

A grin formed on my face, and I sat on the edge of the tub. "Now go get undressed." I ordered him. He glared at me, but listened and walked over to the changing room.

I watched the tub gradually fill with water. I turned off the tap when it was full enough and stepped in, the hot water feeling euphoric to me rather than painful. I sat down and rested against the edge. The door to the changing room opened and the two boys were now undressed, their waists wrapped in towels. Naruto seemed alert now.

"K-K-Kuroki-chan!" He stuttered, the blood having rushed to his face. "W-W-What are you doing?!"

Sasuke scowled, his face as red as the monkey's, but walked over and stepped into the tub, sitting across from me. "Shut up and get in."

"Relax." I told him. "Nothing's going to happen."

I yelped when Naruto jumped in suddenly, the water splashing over Sasuke and I. "Bahahaha!" Naruto laughed gleefully, his hair now wet and drooping. I grabbed his head and shoved him under the water.

"Fucking monkey! Relax means doing leisurely things!" I chided him as he flailed around in the water.

"Snnrk!" I glanced over to Sasuke, who was trying to hide his laughter. Then I looked to his stomach properly.

"Holy shit, you have abs!" I exclaimed, leaving the monkey and rushing over to the Uchiha. He immediately froze and stared at me. A loud gasp echoed, Naruto finally able to breathe.

"You didn't tell me you had abs, Uchiha!" I touched his stomach, his muscles tensing under my touch. He immediately grabbed my wrists and tried to pry me away, looking flustered as fuck.

"Are you trying to make me sexually assault you!" He yelled as we water wrestled. I pulled him then pushed him over to the Uzumaki who yelled in horror. Two naked boys colliding in the water. That's some serious hentai right there.

There was silence. Neither of them moved. I moved to the side a bit...

"AHAHAHA! Oh, my fucking god! Again!" I held my stomach and fell back, trying to contain my unruly laughter. The water rippled with our movements.

"Blegh! Ugh! Gross! WHY?! I'm not gay, Teme!" Naruto growled in disgust after trying to rinse his mouth. Sasuke wiped his mouth angrily as he glared at the blonde.

"You think I like kissing you, you damn dobe?!" He yelled, standing up and kicking the blonde into the wall. There was a splat and a thud as his body collided into the wall. He groaned, and slipped to the floor, unconscious. I laughed even harder.

"Aha! Ha! Oh, my fuck! I can't breathe!" I managed to say before rolling onto my side, still clutching my stomach. It hurt so much, but I couldn't stop. I felt the Uchiha's eyes on me, and slowly opened one eye to look at him. He looked murderous to say the least.

"You." He said quietly. I backed up to the edge of the bath as quickly as I could, snickers still in me. He was faster because he wasn't winded. The water swayed from side to side, and before I knew it, he was in front of me, kneeling and his hands against the wall on both sides of my eyes. He glared dangerously at me. "You're going to pay."

"Oh, come on, Sasuke~, it's all in good fun." I tried to convince him to ask down, but it was a lazed effort. He wouldn't either way, I knew. His eyes narrowed.

"I. Do. Not. Like. Kissing. Him." He stated clearly, and rather intimidatingly. I felt my stomach knot just the slightest. We're both naked, only being protected by a towel, the only thing stopping things from becoming a little heated is knocked out and he's got me against the bath. This shit is kinky, and it's so wrong. Although...he looks rather sexy all wet like this...

Fuck you, hormones!

"I'm sorry?" I voiced, but I myself wasn't sure if that was a question or a statement. He leaned closer, and things were getting more hot than I expected.

"I hope you know it's your fault for what I'm going to do."

"Oh, fuck me."

"Don't tempt me, Kuroki."

I leaned against the wall with my legs crossed on the bed, lazily looking outside the window and to the the nearly-concealed moon. I wore shorts and a tank top, my hair damp and my mind a little confused.

"I'm falling for you, and it's still early." I murmured. The Uchiha was drying his hair with a towel. He was wearing shorts and a singlet and was leaning against the closed door of my room. Fucking...he has muscles. His eyes were piercing into me.

"I hope you know that I have an advantage over you." He stated, and my eyes shifted to him. He threw the towel onto the chair that was tucked into my desk and walked towards me. I cringed at the possible happening of this moment. He climbed onto the bed and made his way over to me, grabbing my hair and pulling me to him. I was about to respond but something in his eyes distracted me.

Something about him distracted me.

"I already want you, and I'm determined to make you mine." He whispered, pulling tugging on my hair and kissing me, yet again. He was affecting me, and I knew it. That's why I didn't push him back. Damn him.

"You tell no one about what happened in there." I told him firmly after he pulled back. He smirked, and ran his hands through my hair. I gave a delighted, and rather strange sound of approval at the sensation.

Like a high-pitched meow.

"Our little secret." Goddammit. I see him as a man now. Fuck you, Uchiha. Fuck you. This wasn't meant to happen now! I remembered the events that occurred after he had backed me up against the wall and I felt my face get hot. I frowned and turned away from him, but his hands were still raking through my hair.

"That day, when I realised my feelings for you, I didn't see you as a sister, or as a girl. You were a woman in my eyes," He told me softly. I found myself resting my head against a pillow that was on his lap as he leant against the wall and raked his hands through my hair soothingly. "You were the light that tore me away from the darkness that threatened to taint me."

I opened my eyes, to stare into his seemingly glowing ones. "I hate you." I said dully, and he smirked. "You've made me see you as a man. You slut. This wasn't meant to happen. Not yet."

"Aren't you glad you made me bathe with you?" He asked smugly. I frowned at him.

"No. Biggest mistake of my life after accidentally making Shikamaru kiss Kiba." I shivered, sure, it was funny when it happened, but damn! That Nara is fucking scary when he wants to be.

The Uchiha chuckled, now tracing my scars on my neck and forehead. "Good. Because now you can feel what it feels like to want to do things to you every second." His eyes glinted with a primal-like thing, but it was soon gone. I grinned.

"You've had dirty fantasies about me?" I inquired. He smirked again. "I forgot puberty begins around nine for you boys."

"We should sleep." I suggested, my eyes becoming heavy. He nodded, and I lifted my head so he could move over to his side. We went on our sides and faced each other when we were settled.

"Still don't get why you have such strong feelings for me. I'm not exactly the ideal girl." I voiced my opinion casually, raking my hand through his hair now. He closed his eyes at the sensation. I'm kind of glad he his has bangs.

"How could I not? Even if you're blunt and incredibly unique, I still love those qualities about you. You're amazing, and without you, who would I be? It scares me, to think that I'd close myself off from the world to get revenge on my brother who was only trying to protect me." He responded softly, wrapping his arms around my waist and pulling me to him. I sighed as I was basically against him now.

I shouldn't have wondered. Getting complimented like that is just...strange. Then I noticed our feet were touching.

"It's not fair. I'm two years older than you and yet we're the same goddamn height. Goddamn."

"Snrk!"

"Shut up. Go to sleep."

"But you're so amusing, even if you're short."

"That's it, let go of me. You can sleep with Naruto." As soon as I said that, his grip around me tightened. I tried to pry him off me, I could feel his breath on my face we were so close.

"Please~." He pleaded with a smirk.

"You're lucky I like you to some extent." I said to him, deciding to give up. I flinched when he suddenly brushed his finger against my neck.

"You'll love me one day. The way I want you to."

"I know, and it's terrifying."

"Hey guys, good morning!" Kakashi greeted us as we sat on the ground. We waved to him, seeing as we only got here about an hour ago to get ready, we weren't really pissed. I knew he would be late, so we ate, packed and talked about our plan.

Kakashi walked over to a tree stump and placed a clock on it. "You guys have until noon." He stated as we continued to sit. He rummaged through his back pocket and pulled out two silver bells, holding them up for us to see. They jingled softly.

"Your task is to take these bells from me before noon. Those who cannot get a bell by noon gets no lunch. I'll not only tie you to those stumps, I'll eat right in front of you." He informed us, smiling under his mask.

It took effort to try and seem serious, because we'd already eaten and would be fine without lunch, except that Naruto and I are food hogs and we can eat any time.

"There are two bells, and you only need one. Someone's going to get tied to the stump either way." Wind brushed against us as we stood, Kakashi continued on. "Whoever doesn't get a bell fails and at least one of you will be sent back to the academy."

Naruto and Sasuke appeared serious, but I had told them of this beforehand, so the blonde luckily was able to not rashly attempt to kill the copy ninja.

"You can even use your shurikens, any weapon. You won't succeed unless you come at me with the intent to kill. Any questions?" He asked, looking over us. He appeared to be mildly surprised by the way we simply stayed silent.

"Nah." Naruto replied, placing his hands behind his head.

"Alright..ready..."

We all shifted.

"Start!"

And we jumped.

Naruto immediately sprinted towards Kakashi, throwing kunai that was seemingly impaled into him. He was pushed back, blood flew and then there was a pop, revealing a log with Naruto's kunai. I created a clone from a concealed branch in the trees, and told her some instructions. She disappeared around the area. Kakashi appeared behind Naruto, who had continued running moronically. I didn't bother listening to their conversation, but I definitely heard the technique and saw a flying Naruto.

"Hidden Lead Ancient Taijutsu Supreme Technique; A thousand years of pain!"

I snorted, then tried to stop myself from laughing like an idiot.

The Naruto in the air popped, and Kakashi's eyes widened in the slightest. Three Naruto clones appeared from the bushes from different spots and ran towards the jounin. Kakashi fended them off, making them disperse, but more continued to run out from the bushes each time he got one. It was nice that pedo-sensei actually didn't bring out his book. I saw one of my clones run out to the field, and attempted to distract the jounin who had body replaced himself with a log, and was now closer to her. He turned and blocked, but was surprised when she went right through him. That distraction gave the Naruto clones to punch for different parts of him.

Sadly, Kakashi was able to protect the bells. Naruto had used two of his clones to transform into myself and Sasuke. The Sasuke clone threw kunai and shuriken from the location it was at. Kakashi used the body replacement technique again and replaced his position with one of the Naruto clones. My guess is that he's where the clone is at right about now. I moved to the real Naruto's position. He was high up in a tree, leaning against the trunk.

"Kuroki!" He exclaimed softly as I landed swiftly on the branch he was on. Even though he learnt it only a few days ago, the training before and after he learnt it had given him enough stamina to last the shadows clones' duration longer than the original canon. The food helped too.

"You alright?" I asked him, giving a small smirk-grin. He gave me the thumbs up with a larger grin.

"Yeah! Pretty smart of you to think up the clones being a distraction and all!" He praised.

"Create some more, tell them to spread out and go to random locations. Keep a few here with you so if he finds you, he won't know the real one." I ordered him, and he complied, creating more with a few pops and repeating what I said about random locations. "You get their memories when they disappear, right?"

He thought for a minute, then his face lightened up. "Yeah! It does! I didn't notice."

"Good." I grinned. "I'm glad you were able to transform them into other objects."

Naruto simply beamed. "Ehehehe! It's thanks to you that I know how."

"Alright, has Kakashi finished with the Sasuke clone?"

"No, not ye-" He cut himself off before starting a new sentence. "Just now! The real Sasuke appeared!"

"Kakashi's status?"

"He's starting to get what we're doing, I think." Naruto replied, rubbing the back of his head thoughtfully.

"Well, I think it's time I show up. Good work, Naruto." He grinned at me as I stood.

"You kick ass, Kuroki-chan!" He cheered, giving me the thumbs up. I grinned, then pushed off the branch and made my way to Sasuke and Kakashi's position.

I landed onto a branch that was shrouded by leaves, but I could easily see Sasuke's and Kakashi's fight, Naruto's clones consistently distracting the jounin, as some change into Sasuke. I'm guessing that he's surprised and he's still going easy on us.

Oh, fuck yes. With Sasuke originally being an opponent you can't go easy on, added with the Naruto clones and the traps, the Jounin's hands were pretty full. He was still able to keep hold off the bells, sadly. He's a good ninja.

Sasuke ran at Kakashi, he jumped, Kakashi blocked and the Uchiha maneuvered to hit him whilst Kakashi held his leg. He made an attempt at the bells, but missed. The Uchiha flipped back after Kakashi jumped back, Naruto's clone of Sasuke having interfered and nearly caught the bells. Sasuke tried again, and so did the clones. Once Kakashi was pre-occupied, I jumped.

"Fuck yeah!" I cheered after rolling across the dirt, standing back up and throwing the fist that held the bells in the air. Naruto's clones all popped, and Sasuke turned to me. Kakashi's eyes were wide.

"YEAH!" A familiar voice yelled in glee, a blur of orange appearing from the trees. Naruto landed in front of Kakashi, pointing a finger at him. "We beat you!"

Kakashi blinked, then blinked again. Soon, he chuckled, and smiled. He looked like a proud father right now.

"You sure did. That was surprising. I didn't expect you all to work together, and to get the bells." He admitted, ruffling Sasuke's hair and Naruto's. I walked over to them, the bells jingling in my hand.

"So...we passed?" Naruto asked.

"The test was to see if you guys worked together or not to get the bells. Many tried to get the bells themselves than to actually team up, and that's why they failed. Not only did you all work together, you even got the bells." He explained, and the three of us where grinning, even Sasuke. It was a small grin, but damn, it was a grin!

"Yeah, you guys pass. Altogether."

"See, bitches. I told you I had a plan." I said to them, and grinned.

"There's a saying; Those who break the code and rules of the ninja world are called trash, but those who don't take care of their comrades are lower than trash." Kakashi smiled.

I heard sniffles, then turned to look at Naruto who was crying. "I'm a ninja...I'm a ninja! Thank you guys, I love you guys!" He wrapped his arms around both Sasuke and I, laughing and crying at the same time.

"Damn, Dobe. Let go!" Sasuke pulled himself free, so Naruto naturally wrapped his arms around me. I raised my eyebrows at the Uchiha, grinning. And that dark look is back.

"Alright, alright. Team 7 will begin its duties tomorrow. Good work!" Kakashi praised us, giving us the thumbs up.

Naruto let go of me, and began bouncing around all hyped up.

"I'm a ninja!"

Sasuke walked over to me, I didn't know what to expect, but he grabbed the collar of my hoodie, and pulled me forward.

"Sasuke! Stop kissing Kuroki-chan!"

Tada. Shit's getting serious now, bros. Thank for the reviews, the favourites, the follows. Fights scenes, gah. Tell me what you liked about the chapter, and if the fight scenes were good enough. Don't forget the poll on my profile, and remember to eat some good food. That shit's amazing. Meow. My head, it's not in the right position. Dirty...anyways. Anyone want to guess what happened in the bathroom? Ehe...Ehehehe. Welp. I assure you their virginities are in tact! I repeat! They are still physically pure! Mentally, that's another story.