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Chapter 3:Poker Face (idk why this is the chapter title)

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"Isn't that...Near?" I looked in the direction where Matt was looking.

"Crap does he know our plan." I whispered.

"Fuck, were screwed."

Matt's POV

"Damn Mello we gotta hide."

I looked over at Mello. He looked as scared as i was. Then an idea came to me.

"Mello. Dress up like a girl and act like my Girlfriend."

Mello looked at me with anger in his eyes. "What the fuck Matt."

"Come on, he wont know it's you, besides i dont look like myself so we'll be safe."

"No!.", Mello said back harshly.

"What about the other guys that are chasing us."

He sighed. "Matt, if i do this you better pay me back."

"I will. Promise." I smiled at him.

"I'll be right back." He got up and left to the back

"Another beer please." I asked the bartender. He handed me the beer and i drank it as fast as i can. I had to drain the thoughts of Mello out of my head. He's my best friend, why am i having thesse thoughts of him like this. Damn why wont the thoughts go away. I put my head down on the counter to relax.

"Don't be sad, Matty.", said a girly vocie.

I looked up and saw Mello. My mouth dropped open. He was actully dressed like a girl. He put his hair up in pigtails(a/n like misa's hair kinda) put on eyeliner, red lipstick. Made his leather look like somethign a girl would wear.

"Wow."

He glared at me. " Shut up before i make you shut up."

"Okay whatever you say, your highness." I teased him.

His face just tured red. The he punched my arm. "That what you get." I smriked at him.

Suddenly i turned and saw Near walking toward us. Damn were screwed he's after us he knows our plan. He looked at me in suspicon then looked at Mello. I knew i had to think of somethign quickly. THen it poped into my head.

Without thought i pulled Mello close to me and planted my lips on his. I thought he would scqurim to get away from me but he kissed me back. I broke the kiss and look to see if Near was gone. No sign of him, that worked perfectly. I looked over at Mello and he was still in shock.

"Mels?" i waved my hand infront of his face. "Hello Mels?" still he didnt say anything. "Mello there a big choclate bar over there.", i yelled to him. His face poped up. "Where?!?!" I just laughed at him.

"Hey!" He socked my arm again.

"Sorry." i said still holding in the laughter.

"Matt?"

"Yea?"

"Why did you kiss me?" He looked dazed.

"Oh Near was near so i guess that was the best way to get him to leave." i flet my face turn red, that was a good excuse to kiss him.

"Oh okay then." he sat down next to me. I clunched my hand into a fist, I had to resist the urge to kiss him again.

"Matt you okay?" He looked at me curiously.

"Yea i am. " I looked at him and smiled. He smiled back then looked behind him.

"Umm Matt. Maybe we should leave cause Near still stalking us." I looked behind me and saw him staring at us. A chill went through my spin.

"Maybe we should give it a rest and go home." Mello's face shot up to mine.

"No fucking way." he hissed thru his teeth. "If we go now Near will know it was us here, and he wins do you want that to happen." He looked dirctly into my eyes. Another chill went through my spin.

"Fine then what do we do to prove to him that were not who we are." Mello looked to were Near was.

"Hmm he's playing poker wanna go beat him." He smriked at me.

"Okay your fault if we get caught." He stood up and grabbed my hand. "Lets go." Then he pulled me over to the table.

"Hey would you mind if me and my boyfriend play with you." Mello totaly sounded like a girl. I had to hold in my laughter.

"Umm sure.", Near said. We both sat down. Mello let go of my hand and got the cards.

"So whats your name?", Near looked over at me.

"Umm...It's..Umm." I couldnt think. Mello looked at me and smiled.

"Oh sorry he's a little tipsy. His name is Jack, and I'm Amy." Mello smiled at Near. I took all the strenght i had to not laugh. "Whats yours?"

"I'm someone who you don't need to know. Flush." I looked down at his cards. Mello smirked and put down his cards.

"Full house baby." Near looked down at his cards.

"Your quite good at this."

"Just gotta keep your poker face on." Mello looked at me and smiled. Then weirdly the song poker face was playing(A/N idk why it jsut goes with the mood dont ya think=D)

After a few more rounds later

"Hey M..i mean Amy, dont you think we should go." I looke at Mello he lost 2 rounds now he was getting mad.

"No Jack one more round." I sighed and pulled his arm.

"NOW!" i yelled at him. He looked at me angirly and stood up.

"Well sorry person, but my boyfriend wont let me play anymore. So see ya." He waved at Near then started walking away.

"Jack or should i say Matt." I looked at him in shock.

"You know?" He nodded at me.

"Go home you have to go to that party or else." I gulped.

"Near leave him alone." I truned around and saw Mello.

"Mello your going to get it."

"Haha no im not." He held up a tranfromers toy. "You want it Near."

Near eyes grew wide. "Give it."

"If you want it follow me." Near started walking towards Mello into a back room.

"GET HIM!" Mello yelled at me. quickly i grabbed his hand and tied him up to the pole.

"Haha." Mello laughed while wiping of the make up.

"Damn you Mello."

"Haha good luck getting out of there and telling one us. Come on Matt lets go." He took my hand again and walked me out.

"Your so going to pay for this Mello.", Near said in the background, as we both walked away. Then we saw the two people we least expected to.

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Okay this is a crappy chapter but hopefully ill make it better well R&R plz