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Eye Scream
Basil rubbed his bad eye. Why would getting lasers in the eye hurt even if it was his bad eye? He had laser eye surgery as he parents had told him, even if he didn't remember it, so why would lasers to the eye bother him so?
"Basil, are you okay?" asked Cherie. She put a hand on his shoulder.
"Uh, yeah…" Basil blinked. He hadn't been in this much pain since his disfigurement. "Is that bird I told you about anywhere in sight?"
"B-movie Murder? He is nowhere near here!" Cherie gave Basil a pat on the back. "You said he didn't even move from that tree in your backyard? Who is to say he isn't just going to stay there?"
Basil sighed. "Why did we ever get Hamlet declawed?"
Cherie shrugged. "I don't know? Why did you?" Basil rolled his eyes.
Turning to look at Cherie, Basil held up a finger. "Rhetorical!"
"Basil?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm over here." As it turned out, Basil wasn't even facing Cherie. He was facing Brandy who was standing nearby. Sighing in embarrassment, Basil turned to face Cherie.
"She's not there either, Basil!" commented Brandy. Basil was this time facing the fence. He once again turned and this time was facing Cherie. "There you go!"
"Rhetorical!" Basil put his hands out onto Cherie's shoulders. "Is this is you… No, wait… I'm starting to be able to see again!"
Cherie gave Basil a kiss. "Just sit down, relax."
Basil sat down and listened to everything as his sight started to return to him. People chanting anything except for "Chaz is great." Chaz wasn't great he was terrible! Then Barrage was going on about something. And then Cam was talking and then Barrage was agreeing.
What was happening?