Bertie and the Sad Occurrence

by Bena Glinney

A series of drabbles from Bertie's birth through about a year after his parents' death.

10. Carrying a Harp

"Nanny?"

"Yes, Bertie."

"What happens to us when we die?" Nanny choked on her biscuit. I offered her some tea to help wash it down but she declined.

"I mean, with Father being dead now, where is he?" I continued.

"He's in heaven."

"What's heaven?"

Nanny looked scandalized. "Surely you pay attention to the reverend's sermon every Sunday."

"Most of the time." I answered honestly. "But mostly he talked about hell and I can't see Father going there. He smiled too much."

"Well, heaven is where people go when they've good lives, like your Father." Nanny replied.

"Do you think he's wearing a diaper and carrying a harp?" I asked. This time, Nanny choked on her tea so I was at a loss to help her.