My Super Fantabulous Life
My life is so super fantabulous! (A/N- fantabulous is actually a word! ha!) I'm, like, getting married tomorrow! I know, I know, sixteen is, like, a little young to be getting married, but Charming and I are in love! Sigh!
We met in the forest last month when I was taking a nap, like, under the trees. I woke to find his deep blue eyes looking down into my own hazel eyes. They were so, like, mesmerizing! I knew immediately that I was in love.
Little did I know that he was, like, the prince! We kissed a few times. and talked. Well, okay, maybe we kissed more than a few times! But anyway, then that horrid wife of his just, like, walked in and started screaming at us!
Talk about rude! I mean, like, who does she think she is! His wife!
Oh. Never mind.
Anyway, after she stopped, like, yelling at us, she dragged him back to that castle of his. After that, he visited me every day at that spot in the woods, and we, like, got to know each other better!
Now, a month later, I'm, like, so getting married tomorrow. How fantabulous is that! Right!
My Prince Charming just walked through the door. The divorce to that awful woman is official! Yea!
I mean, I've only met her, like, that one time in the woods, but I've heard she was so un-fantabulous! I've heard she was, like, totally obsessed with shoes and clothes. Ooooo! Look at that fabulous dress! It would so match my new shoes! Like totally!
Anyway, what was I talking about! Oh yeah! That awful, like, Cinderella-girl. I've heard she's self-centered, mean, and, like, old! She's already twenty-two! Talk about, like, totally ancient!
At least, that's what Stepmother said. And she's, like, always right! I mean, she did, like, try to kill me once, but we've totally gotten past that!
Yea! Charming, like, wishes to see me now! Ooooo! I wonder what he wants! Maybe he, like, wants to go over wedding plans! Or kiss! Or plan our, like, honeymoon! Or kiss! Or maybe…
The servant, like, told me he wants to see me now! Gosh! She's, like, so impatient!
I follow the servant out the door. Oooo! Maybe I should, like, skip! Skipping is totally fun!
A/N- Okay, I know that was really short, and I promise to update soon if I get... reviews! They make me happy, and more than two would be nice. I don't care if it's anonymous, just review! Do you hate it? Do you love it? Do you want me to update soon? I don't know if you don't review!
P.S.- I hate this Snow White. Do you know how annoying it is to write like and totally every other sentence! Arg!
P.S.S.- Going back to dear old Cindy next chapter.