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Debauchery
No secret door was found. It seemed that Legendre had just vanished. The two went back to Basil's house it had been more Basil's idea. Venus would have preferred to just walk around town with Basil but Basil didn't really feel like walking around town.
So the two sat in Basil's living room. Basil sat in a chair while Venus sat on the couch. Her resemblance to Cherie and Basil's attraction to redheads was bringing an abominable side of Basil out. He wasn't the sort of person that would try to defile a damsel. Debauch a damsel? That was something he could try.
Basil got up and walked over to the couch. "Guess who knows Prank Master Lee Ping."
"Do you have any idea how many guys have used that as a pick-up line?" asked Venus.
"Well, what if I can back it up? I actually go to A. Nigma."
"A lot of guys do apparently." Venus gave Basil a ludic osculation on the cheek. "You never try anything like that with Cherie do you?"
"No, she knows I know Lee because we both go to A. Nigma."
"Oh… So you know Lee Ping?" Venus' question was rhetorical. "That doesn't really impress me. Your dad was Cassius Hagen, you know Lee Ping you know me, look how my dad eats."
Confused, Basil shook his head. "Wait, what?"
"And do you know what is alluring?"
"What?"
"Eating peanuts."
Basil shivered in fear. He wasn't much of a person for peanuts. Lynch Webber had turned him off them for good. For all he knew any peanuts could have been poisoned by Lynch to kill all of Lee's friends: Tina, Cam, Tina, Holger, Tina, Biffy, Tina, himself and Tina. Tina, Tina, Tina… She and Lee belonged together. Lee and another or Tina and another would be barbaric. Basil felt that him being attracted to a girl that looked like his girlfriend was kind of weird but not really barbaric. It was nice in its own weird reason.