The Strange, the Odd and the Weird

by Jet556

Starting on a day filled with fence building, a Red Taz hunt and now the fire alarm going off a startling discovery is made: a photograph of Wendell Barrage, Veronica Victoria and the late Cassius Hagen together as friends! With the mystery of the appearance of a witch doctor who should be a glorified brain in a jar, Lee Ping and Tina Kwee's friend Basil Hagen has his own mystery.

34. Vram Banana

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Vram Banana

By the time 11:55 rolled around, things were at their peak. Two more things for SHH had come up. Lee being involved with Jenny, which was as unlikable a thought as selling one's soul, and Tina eating a bagel and forgetting to brush her teeth. Those were as different as night and day.

It was around this time that a man of Asian descent, non-Turkish of course, and with blonde hair despite being in his mid seventies, showed up. His eyes even had an unhealthy yellowish tone to them. The clothing he was wearing was the same color as a banana.

When Basil saw him, he walked up to the old man. "Are you looking for something, sir?"

The man looked down with less and interested eyes. "Looking for something? I Vram Banana, looking for something? I worked here for years and could always find the principal but now I can do no such thing! Where is little Wendell Barrage?"

So this was Vram Banana. Basil wondered if that was even his birth name. It seemed as likely as Chaz and Tina ever being a couple, which as any intelligent person knew was impossible. As for "little" Wendell Barrage, he wasn't quite so small anymore.

"You're Vram Banana? Well, Barrage is probably escorting detentionaires to detention. As for me, I'm Basil Hagen."

"Very nice. You have Cassius' eyebrow, head and shoulders."

"Why did you suggest partnering him with Barrage and Victoria to-"

"I don't know. Just wanted to. Never thought that idiot Fishers would actually do it." And with that Banana walked away.

Basil felt that to be rather anti-climatic. It was anti-climatic. It was like hearing something good but finding out the reason it was happening or happened was either forgotten or it was for some stupid reason. As it turned out it was the former.

Walking through the halls, Basil came across Tina. She looked somewhat sad. She wasn't in tears just glum.

"Who so glum, chum?" asked Basil. Tina just gave him a look. "Sounded better when my dad said it."

"Just this whole Jenny thing. " Hearing that, Basil rolled his good eye.