Eren had spent all his life in an angry fog, ever since his mother died, he'd been having a hard time being happy. That was of course, until she met her...
She was magnificent, Eren wanted her so badly, he yearned for her, all the time. Eren didn't know if she felt the same way, but he didn't care, he could stare at her all day, he was so entranced with her, and all her beauty, he just couldn't stand it anymore, he needed her with him right now!
Eren went up to her and said, "I love you, Zebra Cakes!" Zebra Cakes was shocked, she had loved Eren since the second she had layen eyes on him in the Trost Albertsons. "I love you too, Eren!" Zebra Cakes Exclaimed, "Now get inside me!"
"Wait what?" Eren said, confused. Then Zebra Cakes ate Eren in one big gulp!
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