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Jenny was admiring Corey's body and even went as far as to rub it (well the clean bits anyway).
"Alright that's enough for now," said Corey.
"Aw but you are so hot," said Jenny disappointed.
"You can have some more of my good looks later if you lead your team to victory," said Corey as he ran off.
Jenny saw that her team is a tad disorganised: Li Zhang and Lauren were having a staring contest, Mari was applying a bit of shampoo to Victor's hair and Aurora was doing her nails. Only Malcolm seemed to be making any effort, albeit weakly. "Alright you lot," she said strictly, "get climbing!"
"Hey, since when did you…" Lauren was just about to say.
"Now!"
No-one else answered as they (except Aurora who wasn't listening) climbed up Mt. Looming Tragedy.
Confessional: That took her mind off of Jonny for a second.
Jenny: I did what I had to. Corey looks so hot.
Lauren: That ginger made me blink! You're lucky I won't vote you off just for that.
While Jenny was busy convincing Aurora to cooperate before giving up, Victor and Mari were conversing half-way up the 'mountain'.
"Children of Abraham," Mari said, "What's that?"
"It's an alliance Abdul made with me," Victor explained, "and you're invited."
Mari giggled at this just as Abdul caught up to them. "Well you two," he said, "you look great together. Plus your hair looks nice."
"Uh, thanks Abdul," said Victor, "and another thing, me and Mari are just friends."
"Okay," said Abdul, "Well later on when we have free time we can discuss…" The rocks Abdul was hanging on were starting to break off and he fell to the ground, thankfully landing on Nickolas.
Confessional: If you think that's hard, try climbing Mt. Sinai!
Abdul: Well thank Allah for Nickolas. He could be useful after all.
Victor: (Stroking his silky hair) Now just to clarify, Mari is a friend only, although she did make my hair so smooth.
Meanwhile at the bottom, Nickolas had just recovered from Abdul landing on him and began to think.
"Okay, now what would Jonny do," he asked himself then looked at the pile to see fireworks, "Alright, looks like I'll have to use these," but then the giant beetle from earlier ambushed him and he ran away.
Jim took sight of this and said meanly, "Aw mon, you are a wuss. Let me handle it!" Jim grabbed a sewer pipe in the pile and fought off the monster beetle. Nickolas decided to try again but the beetle breathed fire at the fat boy.
Confessional: Why don't you let me try?
Nickolas: Look, I wish I could get past that bug but I'm not superman.
Jim: Nick would make for a great punching bag. He's a loser.
Up on the 'mountain', Lauren and Li Zhang were getting competitive with each other.
"Will you just leave me alone," shouted Li Zhang.
"Okay I will," said Lauren, "on one condition. You have to beat me to the top!"
"And what if I don't," said Li Zhang resistantly.
Lauren looked down to Aurora who just sat there looking at herself in the mirror and called out to the Latino girl, "Hey Aurora! The Chinese boy said you were ugly!" Li Zhang growled at this.
"WHAT," Aurora yelled, "NO-ONE TALKS FLAK ABOUT ME!" She furiously ran up to Mt. Looming Tragedy and started climbing.
At the top, Chef Hatchet waited with some large ice blocks as he said to his walkie talkie, "Shall I sir?"
"Yes you shall," said the Critic from the other end. Chef quickly dropped ice blocks at the contestants. Victor and Mari successfully dodged out of the way but Malcolm was struck at the head. Lauren dodged them as she climbed up and reached the top.
"Yes! I win," Lauren cheered.
"Not so fast L," said the Critic via the loudspeakers, "I said the first team up. Get your damn teammates up there!"
Lauren growled as Li Zhang and Aurora made it to the top, the Latino girl trying to attack the Chinese boy who used kung fu for defence.
Confessional: This oughta be good.
Nostalgia Critic: Sorry about that, I just wanted to give them more challenge.
Aurora: I am not ugly! And I'll prove it with a hot boyfriend like with Jenny!
Li Zhang: (groans in irritation).
Down at the bottom, Nickolas was still shivering from fear and squeezing Abdul to near suffocation while Jim was duking it out at the giant beetle. Then Sheila realised something.
"Oh wait, hold on," said Sheila as she revealed the small beetle from earlier, "maybe this would solve everything." She threw the small beetle to the big one and wouldn't you know it the big beetle stopped trying to beat up Jim. Rather it went after the little one and began to hold it like a baby.
"Wait; let me get this straight," said Nessie sceptically, "So it was angry because it has lost its baby?"
"Yeah, I kind of figured that," said Sheila as Nickolas went into the trash pile with a sofa and some fireworks, "It was simple logic really. And speaking of which, Nick you've outdone yourself this time."
"Quick," Nickolas cried as he lit the fireworks, "get on! The whole thing's gonna go off soon!"
The Crazy Crocodiles did as Nickolas asked as the sofa fired high up into the air. Seeing this, Jenny said to Malcolm harshly, "Hey, what are you doing down there! Get up!"
It was too late. The Crazy Crocodiles had already landed on the 'mountain' with Nessie going first then Nickolas, Jim, Abdul and Sheila all in a tower. Needless to say, Nessie was squished.
Confessional: For the most ideal human tower, put the heaviest at the bottom!
Nickolas: That was fun! I wanna do it again! Also, I have to thank Sheila for helping me out again.
Nessie: Remind me to never breathe in a fat guy's farts. They reek!
"And the Crazy Crocodiles win part one of the challenge," the Critic said from the helicopter as he emerge from a helicopter and the Crazy Crocodiles, "And as a result, they win an advantage for part two, but more on that later." The Critic flew off.
Jenny was just about to reach the top when the rocks she was grabbing on gave way and she fell into Corey's hands.
"Oh, thank you Corey," Jenny said relieved, "but we lost didn't we?"
"Uh yeah," Corey explained, "There was a slight flaw in your leadership." Jenny gulped.
After lunch, the contestants follow the Nostalgia Critic to a chilly outpost in the forest where two big fortresses stand.
"Welcome to part two of today's challenge," said the Critic, "here we are going to play an old favourite: capture the flag. Each team must take the flag pole of the enemy base back to theirs. The team that does that wins immunity. As the winners of part one, the Crazy Crocodiles can take the brick castle and the Mad Monkeys can have the mud house. You can use snowballs to hold back any opposition and/or expose the flag. I'll leave you to it."
Each team went to their designated fortress. Corey went up to Jenny to explain his critique, "Hey Jenny, I have one more thing to say. Please tone down the authoritarianism; it's not doing anyone any favours. If you win, I'll let you kiss me."
Jenny gasped at the wonderful thought and said, "Okay I will, but it will not be easy."
Confessional: Yeah, we do not want another Hitler. Now where is that prankster, Fegelein?
Jenny: Okay, I got a bit carried away and now we have a crappy fortress.
Jim: Sweet! We got the good fortress! Guess Nick won't be getting a wet willie anymore, nah I'll do it anyway for the lulz.
Jenny turned to her teammates to explain some sort of strategy.
"Okay guys," she said, "we have a crap fortress so I want 3 people to stay back. Those are Victor, Mari and Malcolm, the latter of which is guarding the flag. The rest of you are going because you're clearly the strongest."
"Yeah, what she said," said Lauren, "are you both in or are you both chicken?"
Li Zhang hissed at this but then said, "alright but don't get used to this."
"Yeah I'm in," said Aurora, "You saw what I was capable of."
So the three went out to capture the flag. Victor meanwhile was using the catapult while taking pleasure in Mari stroking his hair and Malcolm clinged to the flagpole like there's no tomorrow.
Meanwhile, over at the higher quality fortress of the Crazy Crocodiles, Jim was giving Nickolas a wet willie for the lulz. Just as Sheila stopped him, Abdul said, "Hey guys. We've got trouble! Three of the opposition are coming over!"
"Okay," said Jim having released the fat boy, "Why don't you and Nessie go out and defend, Sheila goes on watchtower duty, and Nick and I sit back. The flag is too heavily fortified to worry about."
"I would point out the flaws of your strategy," said Abdul, "but I don't want a wedgie. Nessie, you're in?"
"Okay, I suppose," Nessie accepted as she and Abdul went out to counter Li Zhang, Lauren and Aurora.
Confession: It's off to battle we go!
Abdul: Okay, nit-pick time. Jim is way too confident about the flag's security. I wouldn't be surprised if a spy got in.
Nickolas: Jim's mean.
Jim: What's the Arab boy talking about? My plan is foolproof except in the case of spies but like that will ever happen.
Abdul and Nessie were cautiously walking over the ice when a voice met their ears. "Hey you!" It was Lauren and her posse.
"Okay, okay," said Abdul cautiously, "I don't want any strife. Now can you please let us through?"
"Pffft. Yeah right. You'll have to deal with us first," Lauren taunted as Li Zhang wielded his staff and Aurora flashed her sharp nails.
"Uh, right," said Abdul braving up, "We're taking you on all right, right Nessie?" Unfortunately for him, the ice underneath Nessie gave way and she got trapped in an ice block. Cornered, Abdul ran away back to his base when he tripped over a familiar face and got an idea.
Lauren, Li Zhang and Aurora were making their way forward when the suddenly catch sight of a giant beetle with Abdul riding it.
"Yeehaw," cried Abdul, "you're boned now!"
The three screamed at the monstrosity and ran back to their base with the beetle hot on their tail.
Confessional: Go get 'em!
Abdul: Hahaha! Now we're talking!
Meanwhile in the Mad Monkey fortress, some of Mari's shampoo had dribbled onto Victor's skin, turning it slightly red; they both giggled at this. When Lauren, Li Zhang and Aurora ran back in, Jenny took note of this and said, "Hey, what's going on?"
"Not my business," Li Zhang simply said.
"Okay, we just had it," Lauren explained, "but there's this big bug and stuff and…" The beetle and Abdul broke in; he looked ready to grab the flagpole.
"Victor, I need your help," Jenny said desperately, "Can you do Svetlana and help us out?"
"Hey, watch it," said Victor, "these good impressions are hard to pull off you know."
Then, Malcolm got a crazy idea and he said, "And the undefeated gymnastics champion, representative of Russia…"
"… It's Svetlana!" Victor had become Svetlana again.
"Hey, Victor! We're alliance partners! Children of Abraham?" Abdul's words fell on deaf ears as Svetlana jumped on his head and that of the beetle, knocking them out. Then she leapt right at the Crazy Crocodile fortress.
Confessional: You know what I deserve? A medal for keeping secrets!
Victor: I should probably come clean now. I have Multiple Personality Disorder. That would explain Chester and Svetlana but I'm afraid there's more to come.
Malcolm: Yeah, I knew what would summon Svetlana: Just mentioning the Olympics.
Meanwhile, in the Crazy Crocodiles fortress, Jim was taking a nap. The baby beetle that had survived Svetlana's assault had arrived to tell news. Just as Jim woke up from the little beetle's stench, he noticed a letter it had somehow written.
"Hey what does this say," said Jim as he read the letter and got a shocked look at his fears coming true, "A red spy's in the base?!"
Jim quickly ran over to the chamber where his team's flag is held and was fiddling with the lock.
"Oh, crap," Jim mumbled to himself, "Why didn't I see a spy coming?"
"Look out!" It was Nickolas and he was rushing over to the door. He crashed into the door with Jim on it and entered the chamber, sighing in relief that the flag is still there. Then a small figure came in with Sheila's unconscious body and said, "Gentlemen."
Confessional: Cameo time!
Jim: (giving himself a wedgie) I will never forgive myself for this!
"Oh no," Nickolas cried as he went to Sheila, "don't be dead!"
"No worries, she's fine," said the brown haired, pale skinned, big-nosed midget with purple sandals, brown shorts, blue shirt and shades, "Name's Kyle by the way. From the planet of Bellurus."
"Don't you mean Belarus," asked Jim.
"No I mean Bellurus the planet," Kyle corrected the Jamican boy, "I'm an alien."
"Oh wow, an alien," said Nickolas in excitement, "do you have cool weapons?"
"Yes I do," replied Kyle as he got out his S.C.A.M.P.P. and shot the bird above with its laser, "this is high quality 2x4 technology, stuff that you may not handle safely. Anyway I came here upon word of the presence of a red spy. Did you find him?"
Jim and Nickolas shook their heads 'no'.
Kyle put on a more serious mood and said, "then you still have a problem," before pointing to Sheila's body. "And now he's here to hurt us! So listen up you freaks, or the annexation of Jamaica by the Caribbean Union will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
Jim shuddered at the very thought of that happening.
Confessional: What?
Jim: That shorty! My country fought hard for independence from that oil drain!
Kyle began to explain such red spy's horrific progress, "The spy has breached our defences…"
The big beetle having recovered from Svetlana had been driven out by Lauren, Li Zhang and Aurora. It had returned to defend the Crazy Crocodiles base but was punched into the sky by a mysterious figure.
"You've seen what he has done to your colleagues…"
The so called red spy had infiltrated Sheila's quarters and started to brawl with her. She was shocked to see a familiar face but she was knocked out before she could say anything.
"And worst of all, he could be anyone of us…"
The red spy had taken Abdul's knocked out body to a secluded area was considering wearing his clothes for disguise but decided not to. Then the bear came in.
Kyle's expression became more fearful, "He could be in this very room. He could be you! He could be me! He could even be…" Jim had knocked out Kyle with a metal pipe before anything else was said. Nickolas jumped in surprise.
"Aw come on you wuss," Jim said to Nickolas, "I get it now! He's the red spy."
"Um, I don't think he is," said Nickolas skeptically.
"Oh, you're probably right," said Jim, "Okay, who's ready to find the spy?"
"Right behind you," said the 'spy' as he knocked them both out.
Meanwhile at the Mad Monkey's base, the others were waiting for Victor to come back.
"What's taking Victor so long," said Mari who was worried.
"Yeah I do believe that question is like so null and void," said Aurora just as Victor had come back. He had dribbles of red shampoo to give the impression of blood, some badass hairdo, no shirt and a more serious face than what is usual. Everyone was bewildered.
"Okay, you have the flag pole," said Lauren, "you can quit over exaggerating that badass stance."
"Piss off b!tch," said Victor rudely, "name's Vito. I do believe you want this flag."
The whole Mad Monkeys team was shocked at the foul attitude of Vito, except for Aurora.
"Um, Vito," said Aurora, "I have thing to say. You're perfect!"
"Uh no," said Jenny, "That guy is rude. At least Corey is nice."
"But I like his badass attitude," Aurora countered before turning back to Vito to admire him a bit more when the Nostalgia Critic arrived.
"And the Mad Monkey's win yet again," the Critic said, "And here's your prize: hot chocolate because seriously you need to warm up. Now if you excuse me I'm going to tell the Crazy Crocodiles that they have lost again." The Critic left the scene.
Confessional: What the hell was that crap?
Mari: Um, I'm not so sure of Victor's Vito impression but he's still Victor.
Aurora: I told you that I would have a boyfriend before long.
Victor: Did Vito just show up? I thought Chester and Svetlana were hard enough to deal with! But him? He's impossible!
Nessie having thawed out was back to her oil hole.
"Okay, I'll just dig a little more and then I can vote," she said to herself.
"Let me guess, you're voting for Jim."
"I have to, his plans sucked!"
"But if you do that, you lose the brawn of your team! And strength will get you places!"
"Well Nickolas is just as strong."
"That fat guy? No way! Get rid of him or else!"
"All right."
Nessie went back to camp to talk to her teammates about voting suggestions.
"Guys, I have come to a decision," said Nessie, "Nick must go."
"What," screamed Abdul, "Why not Jim? His plans sucked because he did not foresee a 'spy' and yeah, I got creamed by Victor who put me in a bear cave! I'm lucky to have escaped."
"Okay," said Nessie, "Well Jim still has brawn. So does Nick but he might get distracted by Superman daydreams."
Sheila and Abdul stared at each other for what happened.
Confessional: Again with the manipulation?
Nessie: Well I wanted to vote off Jim but Bedlam won't leave me alone!
At the beach during sunset, Jenny and Corey were sitting together.
"Wow, Corey," said Jenny, "I like being with you. You made my team win."
"How so," said Corey, "I only said be a bit more libertarian."
"Yeah, and Malcolm had power from here. He turned Victor into Svetlana but I think Vito was uncalled for."
"Yeah I can agree on that." "Tell her now! The sun's setting!" "Um, Jenny I…"
Corey's warnings were silenced by Jenny kissing him however because the sun had gone down, Corey turned from human back into a dinosaur and feared the worst. But Jenny pulled away calmly.
"Wait what happened," asked Jenny.
"Oh, yeah I hired some science weirdos to turn me into a human until sundown to make you feel better about losing Jonny. I hope you're not mad."
Jenny simply got up and walked away saying, "Aw don't feel bad. You did your job. Shame we can't go together though."
Confessional: Well that went well.
Jenny: Well so much for a boyfriend. Oh well, at least I'm happy again. Thanks Corey.
Corey: I guess plan B is not needed anymore but too bad it's still happening.
Later that night, the remaining campers gathered at the campfire. The Nostalgia Critic was at the oil drum holding 11 marshmallows. Chef and Corey stood to his sides.
"Okay campers," said the Critic, "I think you know the drill by now." He then faced Victor with a displeased face, "Victor, I cannot help but say you have hurt other campers."
"I understand sir," said Victor, "I guess I took my Vito impression overboard." He then waited disqualification.
"But do not worry," said the Critic having lightened up, "Since your 'victims' had healed, I will not disqualify you however your crimes cannot go unpunished. Tomorrow, I want to see you do a ballet recital, tutu and all. It makes for great fan service and subsequent ratings."
"Alright," said Victor calmly.
"Anyway," the Critic continued, "will the Mad Monkey's collect their marshmallows?" The Mad Monkeys got their marshmallows. "Crazy Crocodiles, time to vote."
Confessional: Will it be the douche or the turd?
Nessie: (She holds up a picture of Nickolas) I wanted to get rid of Jim or Sheila but Bedlam won't let me!
Abdul: (He holds up a picture of Nickolas) Look I am so sorry. You just seem the least useful here.
Sheila: (She holds up a picture of Jim) I don't care what Nessie says, there is no place on this island for bullies!
After the voting, the Critic counted them up and said, "Well I guess it is time for questions. Jim. Why are you targeted tonight?"
"They didn't like my idea," said Jim crossly, "This warrants wedgies!"
"Sheila. Are you a bug whisperer?"
"Well my name isn't Gareth," replied Sheila, "but yeah I can speak to animals, including dolphins."
"Abdul. How was the bear?"
"It sucked," said Abdul, "I nearly died in there!"
"Alright," said the Critic, "It's time to hand out the marshmallows. The first one goes to…"
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Jim went up to pick up his marshmallow while Nickolas saw the flag of Greater California go down.
"Oh well," said Nickolas, "at least I got a break from constant Disney propaganda."
Nickolas walked down to the Dock of Shame to wait for his boat to arrive. But when it did, he saw a familiar face.
"Jonny," said Nickolas in disbelief, "is that you?"
"Oh course it is Nick my friend," said Jonny, "why don't you stay here for the reasons I have come back."
"Okay," said Nickolas, "whatever floats your boat."
Jonny went up to see his sister Jenny and excitedly went, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Jenny then went, "Eeeeeeeeeee!" And they both went to each other and squealed, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" They were evidently glad to have met again.
"Oh Jonny," said Jenny, "I missed you so much!"
"Same here sis," said Jonny, "And boy was Midori annoying with her constant presence. Though I had to admit the costumes she made me wear were really cute, be it a maid outfit, a school uniform, her school swimsuit, hell even a Playboy bunnysuit. What's up with that?"
Jenny giggled at what her brother said and then said, "But wait, I don't understand it. Why are you back?"
"I'll be answering that question," said the Critic seriously, "Your damn mother made me do it! She threatened to sue me for potentially traumatising you! I said to her that something like that was in the contract but she threatened to make her entire town boycott this show. I am sorry for offending her but that's just how it is. As such, I have brought back Jonny to be an intern. Now I bid you good night." The Critic left for his quarters. Victor then went up to Jonny to explain some recent stuff.
"Hey Jonny," said Victor, "You know that tutu from yesterday?"
"Yeah. What about it," asked Jonny.
"Well I have to perform ballet tomorrow wearing it," Victor explained, "It's complicated."
As the kids went to bed and Nickolas left on the Boat of Losers, Corey stood on the Dock of Shame to give the outro, "Well the Critic ain't here right now but I now have a co-worker; here's hoping he'll put up with Chris. Now I wonder how Victor's ballet recital is going to go. Find out next time on Total Drama Tween Island!"
Well Nickolas is gone. He was quite fun to write for but he was mainly filler. If you liked him then great. Also he must badass himself for putting up with a bizarre regime based on Walt Disney. Mind you, I love Walt Disney. He was a revolutionary and if it weren't for him there would have been no Kingdom Hearts. Also Kyle is from my other fanfic, Super Tai Galaxy. Read it and tell me what you think. P.S. Do you like TF2 references?
Votes
Abdul: Nickolas
Jim: Nickolas
Nessie: Nickolas
Nickolas: Jim
Sheila: Jim
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Nickolas - 3
Jim – 2
Mad Monkeys: Aurora, Jenny, Lauren, Li Zhang, Malcolm, Mari, Victor.
Crazy Crocodiles: Abdul, Jim, Nessie, Sheila.
Eliminated: Midori, Jonny, Nickolas
Next time: Victor performs ballet in front of the other campers. Also, we go into the spooky woods at night.