Disclaimer: Total Drama is owned by Fresh TV, Teletoon and Cartoon Network while the Nostalgia Critic is owned by Doug Walker of Channel Awesome and the AVGN is owned by James Rolfe of Cinemassacre.
Note: From here on out, the Angry Video Game Nerd will have a major role. He's foul-mouthed so do not surprised if you see any weird symbols.
Chris stood on the Dock of Shame ready to give the intro.
"Hello, I'm Chris McLean," Chris began, "and I am the Nostalgia Critic's intern. Why am I here? All will be revealed,
"Last time on Total Drama Tween Island, a thief was on the loose stealing stuff. No-one knew who so they pinned it on the misanthropic Li Zhang. At breakfast, we see another side of Aurora. She managed to convince Chef to make Matzah brei which our local Jew really enjoyed. She also gave apples to those who didn't feel like eating it. Maybe it was the mockery from one of her roommates.
"Refreshed, the Critic wanted all of the campers in swimsuits and what we got was highly unexpected. Only 2 females wore bikinis; apparently one-pieces were so popular, even 2 males were wearing them!"
"Anyway, the challenge went like this: get the skis and bomb some mines. The Crocodiles had a nifty boat but the Monkeys got a $#!%ty drunk whale but they still won anyway.
"In the meanwhile, Corey told his sad story to both the twins. No planet to live on? Let's see how I'd feel. In the end, Aurora offered to assist and ally with Malcolm and Mari learnt how to read others minds via Sheila.
"In the end though, it was Sheila who had to go; Nessie set the whole thief thing up to get rid of her but Sheila's departure was spectacular. That was because of a man called the Angry Video Game Nerd. Apparently the Nerd and Critic are arch-nemeses so they have been fighting for a while. I would have showed you but soccer moms would just pile on me if I did.
"Who will cope with the Nerd? What will Mari do now? And who is the next person off the island? Find out right here on Total Drama Tween Island!"
(Theme song; I wanna be famous)
(Mad Monkeys)
Malcolm and Victor were playing with their digivices later that night. At this point, his digimon have become their Rookie forms, Lopmon and Terriermon.
"Yes," Malcolm cried as he won the battle.
"Well you beat me," Victor said admitting defeat, "I honestly thought my Otamamon stood a chance."
"Well you were outnumbered 2-to-1," Malcolm noted, "all this practice was worth it."
Suddenly, a drunken 32-year-old man with Rolling Rock beer walked in. He had khaki trousers, a white button shirt with pens in the pocket, glasses and short brown hair. He was the Angry Video Game Nerd.
"Hey you two," the Nerd said slurred, "get the %^#$ out!"
"But why," Victor asked.
"I can't sleep with the Critic because, you know," the Nerd continued, "besides, I hear you have $#!%ty games next door."
"Really," Malcolm said, "but that's the girls' side of the cabin."
Almost immediately, the Nerd threw the boys out shouting, "and stay the %$^& out," before crashing on one of the beds.
Meanwhile in the girls' side, Mari was as usual hard at work on her sewing machine; Lauren was playing 'Kingdom Heart's on the Playstation 2 and Aurora, Jonny and Jenny are all asleep.
"Come on, come on," Lauren muttered as she struggled to beat the Guard Armour and got her ass handed to her, "$#!%! This is one of the earlier bosses and I can't even beat it!"
"Well maybe you need to calm down and practice some more," Mari suggested, "I've worked on the sewing machine for 2 years now which explains my skill."
"I'm sorry but I just suck at anything but the fighting genre," Lauren commented.
Just then the door opened. It was Victor and Malcolm; Mari smiled at the former and he blushed in response.
"Oh, I see what's going on," Lauren said cheekily, "You're in love aren't you?"
"First off, we are only friends at this point," Victor corrected, "Second, let me beat that boss; I know how it's done." So Victor took control of the game and managed to beat the Guard Armour.
"Wow, he's good," Lauren said to herself.
"I know," Mari swooned but got her mind back soon enough, "So what brings you boys here?"
"Well you see," Malcolm began to explain, "the nerdy guy who swears a lot kicked us out."
"Oh, that's a bummer," Mari said.
While this was going on, Aurora woke up to do some night time business. She first pushed Jonny off in disgust before sneaking out the door.
Confessional: Okay, what is she up to this time?
Aurora: Okay, Jonny is such a creep! He should stay away from me! No matter, I wanted to do something for the other campers for tomorrow morning. They'll thank me for it.
Mari: The sleepover was tres bon! Victor was there which made it a lot of fun! As for Vito, I am saving my new powers for when it was absolutely necessary like when Vito is out of control. Fortunately we never met him that night.
Victor: I have a Playstation 3 at home so I could play Kingdom Hearts 1.5 HD Remix. That was awesome! The night was full of Playstation and Nintendo games. Most were fun, but we mostly stayed off the bad ones.
(Crazy Crocodiles)
As usual, Nessie was in the woods digging for oil. This time, she had hired Kyle the midget to place down 6 huge oil silos via the S.K.Y.C.L.A.W. (Supersonically Kool Yellow Claw Lowering Aerial Weapon).
"Tell me, what is up with all this equipment," Kyle asked as he landed his plane and got out.
"Well I have managed to dig right up to the oil," Nessie explained, "unfortunately if I dig once more I could risk ruining my clothes and daddy could be so mad. So I thought maybe machines would store it."
"That is a nice plan," Kyle said sarcastically, "but even with Sheila off your back, you still have opposition."
Kyle was right, the vagineer was standing right there going 'Woooooooooo;" Nessie ran back to her team's cabin screaming but into the boys' side.
"Alright," Abdul said as he woke up to observe the situation, "what's going on here."
"The vagineer is back," Nessie said fearfully, "I would go back to my bed but I would be all alone and I would have horrific nightmares!"
"Very well then," Abdul proposed, "how about you sleep on the top bunk just for tonight. Allah's always with me and let's face it he is the same God as whoever you worship."
"Thank you so much," Nessie said in gratitude, "maybe I shouldn't be so harsh on you after all."
"Yeah, whatevs. No offence taken," Abdul finished, "just ignore Li Zhang and Jim and you should be fine." He went back to sleep as Nessie went to top bunk to sleep.
Confessional: Abdul, please say nothing about Arabia's oil troll scheme set up with communist Australia and everything should be fine.
Abdul: Nessie is a pain, I cannot deny that. But she is still my teammate and Allah would like it if she was given proper respect.
Nessie: In times like this, Muslims could prove helpful. And no I am not kidding about being too scared to sleep alone. Truth is though, Bedlam would cause me grief.
The next morning, the Angry Video Game Nerd woke up to the morning sun. He yawned as he got up.
"Alright, time for some breakfast," the Nerd said to himself, "and for that damn whale to pay!" He armed himself with a Power Glove and an NES Zapper and left for the mess hall.
He entered the mess hall and slowly moved around looking for Riley. Riley was hiding under one of the tables hoping the Nerd would never spot him but the Nerd checked anyway.
"Aha! I've found you $%^#er," the Nerd said, "I'll teach you to steal my Rolling Rock!"
"Hey I didn't know it was yours," Riley pleaded, "and besides, I found them floating in the water!"
The AVGN simply wouldn't listen and went open fire at the whale driving him out. Then he went to the counter expecting some breakfast.
"Good morning sir," Chef Hatchet said, "what do you want?"
"Uh I think I will take porridge today," the Nerd requested.
"Okay coming right up," said Chef as he went into the kitchen to make the Nerd's 'breakfast'. A while later, Chef came back with a bowl of porridge. Only it wasn't porridge, it was gruel. The Nerd clearly wasn't pleased.
"Oh yeah, thanks for breakfast," the Nerd said sarcastically yet calmly, "you know I'm disappointed. Couldn't you have tasted it first!?" The Nerd entered rage mode and threw the gruel back at Chef. The Nerd jumped over the counter for a fight.
"Oh, you wanna play rough," Chef taunted as he took out a hatchet blade, "Bon appetite!"
Chef threw his hatchet right at the Nerd but he dodged it only for it to hit the fridge handle opening it. The Nerd noticed some beer bottles in there, took one for a drink and just as Chef started charging, he broke the bottle for use as a weapon. The Nerd then pushed Chef to the ground with it.
"I would like a complaint about my dish," the Nerd shouted as he used his Zapper to make his Power Glove flip the bird, "Your food is $%^&ing horrible!" He then punched Chef's head hard enough to knock him out.
A while later, the Nerd dragged Chef's unconscious body outside before saying, "Okay, time to play some $#!%ty games," and headed for the Mad Maggots cabin and moved them to the other side.
Confessional: That is going to have to be censored on air.
AVGN: All in all, the service here is very cheap. You are better off living in the %&^*ing wild!
Once all of the Mad Monkeys (plus Jonny) were evicted, only Lauren managed to wake up. She looked into her side of the cabin to find that the Nerd had migrated there. So she dragged the sleeping bodies of her teammates and Jonny into the boys' side before running off to the kung-fu arena.
At the arena, Li Zhang was performing high-skill kung-fu moves on some equipment and coming out okay before stopping to meditate on a pole.
"Hey, Li Zhang," Lauren said as she showed up, "what are you doing?"
"Training, that's what," Li Zhang replied as he broke his meditation, "what are you doing here?"
"Well I figured since I am the only one you trust even if only because I am competitive," Lauren explained, "I have one thing to ask. What are you hiding?"
"What do you mean what am I hiding," Li Zhang gasped.
"Look, just here me out," Lauren assured, "whatever it is, it's probably stressing you out and you are probably paranoid of bullying. I just believe in being yourself; I don't follow any norms because they blind us to other people's true character."
"Well, if you really want to know," Li Zhang challenged, "first you have to complete some tasks; they are kung-fu related."
"Okay, sure," Lauren accepted.
Confessional: I don't know. It could take years to reach Li Zhang's level.
Lauren: Kung-fu is a very difficult martial art. But I have a way to make it seem easier. I have practiced gymnastics for years so I won't have much trouble.
Li Zhang: The tomboy is apparently quite good. Did she learn kung-fu earlier? Also, you do not want to know my secret. It has haunted my life!
Later in the morning (probably 9-ish), the Nostalgia Critic slept soundly until his alarm clock went off.
"Oh god," the Critic moaned as he got up to disable the thing, "I hate this clock! I was having an awesome dream! Never mind, I gotta get ready."
So the Critic got dressed for the day and opened the door of his trailer but as he did he noticed Chris McLean frowning.
"Oh goddamnit Chris," the Critic muttered, "What do you want?"
"Well you see boss," Chris explained, "some loser thought it was funny to steal my secret stash of food!"
"And about time too," the Critic scolded, "the kids need proper nutrition! Hogging it all to yourself is grounds for a docked pay! Speaking of which, I think I might have an idea who did this."
"Okay guys," Aurora announced to the rest of the campers who had woken up and gathered in the Chef-less kitchen, "it's time make breakfast!"
"Wait, why are you doing this," Abdul asked, "and where's Chef?"
"I have no idea where Chef went," Aurora shrugged, "but the point is he is not here so now we have to make our own food. And before you start complaining, look at this." Aurora opened Chris's private fridge to reveal some of the freshest and most delicious ingredients the campers had seen.
"Sweet," Jim exclaimed, "there's enough protein to keep me strong!"
"Eeeee," Mari squeed, "I love sugar and flour!" This time she was wearing black Mary Janes with yellow shirt and skirt and a red polka-dot bow in her hair.
"Now I will put us into pairs that will take whatever they want from the fridge," Aurora explained, "I would pair up Victor (aka Vito) but then I would receive some flak from Mari so I'm going with Malcolm instead. Victor will instead go with Mari, Lauren with Li Zhang, Nessie with Jim and Abdul with… What?"
"Oh, don't tell me you forgot about Jenny," Abdul complained.
"No I didn't," Aurora said, "she just didn't turn up. Never mind, you can go work with Victor and Mari then. Now where is she?"
Meanwhile in the Mad Monkeys cabin, the AVGN was playing 'Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly' on the Playstation 2 with both Jonny and Jenny watching.
"This game is ass," the Nerd complained, "the frame rate is all choppy for the most part, it takes forever to load, and there are not enough levels. How could a game take a formula that worked perfectly for the preceding trilogy and yet suck here? I would rather drink diarrhoea flavoured milkshakes while taking a $#!%!" He then takes out the game and throws it out the window.
"Sheesh," Jonny said reeling from the swears, "that's a little harsh don't you think?"
"I have a better idea," Jenny suggested, "why don't we play Charlie the Unicorn instead?"
"No I do not want to play Charlie the $#%^ing Unicorn," the Nerd shouted, "I am too busy playing $#!%ty games right now! Oh and you are making me jelly. Emerald green eyes? That's the sort of thing fashionistas would go %&*^ing ape$#!% over! Now compare them to my dull grey eyes. Boring as $#!%. Next game."
The Nerd took out the cover for 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' and gazed at it in horror going, "Oh God no!"
"What is it," the twins asked.
"Let me asked a question," the Nerd replied, "what do you get when you take a movie that's ass and you make it into a game? You get a piece of $#!%."
"'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' wasn't that bad," Jenny retorted.
"Well it doesn't exactly hold a candle to the classic 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," Jonny noted, "Mum loved that movie."
"Well the point is if you get a piece of ass," the Nerd continued, "that's a good thing but if you get a piece of $#!%, you don't want that." The Nerd went to his game.
A while later, the Nerd was already getting steamed. "Oh god this is worse than I thought," the Nerd said in a very negative tone, "This game is glitched up the ass! It's so boring it makes Irate Gamer videos seem stimulating! I would rather have albatross turds in my eyes! I would rather have earthworms in my ears while a dog pisses on me! I would rather play Charlie the $%^#ing Unicorn than play this any longer! $^%# this game!" The Nerd took the game out, threw it out the window, turned to the twins and said, "Alright fine, I've had enough of $#!%ty games for one day! I'll play Charlie the Unicorn."
"Eeeeeeeee," both the twins squeed in delight then Jenny said, "I wanna be the pink unicorn and Jonny can be the blue unicorn."
"That narrows down the role of Charlie to the Nerd," Jonny said gleefully, "I'm gonna work on the costumes!
Confessional: Now that deserves censorship big time!
AVGN: Nice! Once again the kids got the cool games and I got left with bad ones! Such a disgrace (has a beer).
Jenny: Wow, never before have I seen anyone swear like a sailor like that.
Jonny: I have.
Jenny: You have?
Jonny: Yeah. It was when our big brother Alistair wouldn't stop ranting about my crossdressing.
Jenny: And then mum told him off for it and lectured us about swears. Not that we did anything wrong.
Jonny: Well he's not here so it doesn't matter anymore.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, the rest of the campers were hard at work on their breakfasts. Aurora had perico in mind and had gone to get the ingredients.
"There," Aurora said as she put down the ingredients, "Onions, tomatoes, eggs, bread and butter. We are making traditional Venezuelan cuisine, perico. Confia en mi. Sera hermoso."
"Uh, I don't really know what the last part meant," Malcolm admitted, "but how are we going to do this?"
"Easy," Aurora replied, "I write up the recipe and you get to cook it. By the way you should learn Spanish."
"Spanish right," Malcolm said, "but why am I cooking and you're not?"
"I just suck in the kitchen, that's all," Aurora confessed.
"Hey, I've got an idea," Mari proposed, "how about bacon and eggs?"
Both Victor and Abdul gasped at that idea in disgust with Abdul in particular saying, "Uh uh. No way! Don't you know both Muslims and Jews alike do not eat pork?! It is a sin!"
"Oh god, I am so sorry," Mari apologised quickly.
"That's okay," Victor said in a forgiving tone, "you likely didn't know much about Islam and Judaism because you are Protestant. The Children of Abraham shall live!"
"Amen," said Abdul, "so what did we learn? No pigs. You'll end up feeling worse than me when I had a circumcision."
"Circumcision," Victor said, "I had one it was rather painless."
"That's because you were lucky," Abdul said, "my dad thought he was too cool and rich for anaesthesia. I was only a baby so I forgot about it but my dad always talked about it."
"Um, what's a circumcision," Mari asked.
"It involves a boy's private parts," Victor explained the best he could, "and can be very painful if done improperly."
Mari then looked down on herself and thought, "Thank goodness I'm not a boy."
"You know," Li Zhang said to Lauren, "you did quite well in the arena. What is your secret?"
"I am good with gymnastics," Lauren replied, "'nuff said."
"Very well then," said Li Zhang, "as the only human I can trust, assuming you do not tell anyone about my secret should I tell you it, I will let you make dumplings. I will guide you through it."
"Hold on," Lauren said abruptly, "there'd better not be milk involved!"
"It is rude to interrupt," Li Zhang scolded, "and no, those who live near where I do cannot digest milk!"
"Good, because neither can I," Lauren confessed, "I am lactose intolerant."
"Prove it," Li Zhang challenged Lauren so she went ahead and drank a whole cup of milk. Shortly after, Lauren's belly gurgled a bit but she ignored it and got the ingredients.
Jim got a big leg of ham from the fridge to eat; Nessie on the other hand had an idea on the recipe.
"I think I know what I'm going to make," Nessie decided, "Grand slamwiches!"
"What the hell is that mon," Jim asked skeptically.
"Basically it is scrambled eggs, sausages, bacon, cheese and mayonnaise put into a toasted sandwich," Nessie explained, "daddy sometimes gives one to me."
"But that is just gross," Jim reeled in disgust, "I know it may have protein and I may be tough but even I have certain standards!"
"Suit yourself," Nessie taunted, "you're missing out."
Confessional: Kitchen chaos FTW!
Aurora: Where I live, the orphanage taught me nothing about cooking. And my adopted parents just cooked for me.
Abdul: I will say this one more time. I don't eat pigs! Also, circumcisions are painful.
Lauren: Okay, that milk stunt is starting to make my belly hurt a bit but I don't really care at the moment.
Nessie: Grand slamwiches are high in fat. So why am I still skinny? High metabolism, that's what.
Jonny, Jenny and the AVGN were walking in the woods in rather crude unicorn costumes; they were basically horns, ears and muzzles. Jonny had the blue costume and Jenny had the pink and they were both whistling 'God save the queen'.
"Okay, I can take the fact that I'm going for a walk and enjoying nature," the Nerd said irritated in his grey costume, "but will you just cut the damn whistling!?"
"Sorry Charlie," Jenny said, "but we're just too excited."
"We sometimes whistle British tunes from time to time," Jonny added.
"Well stop," the Nerd demanded, "it's pissing me off!"
And the twins stopped all right, in their tracks! The Nerd also had to stop to observe a deep hole surrounded by six huge silos.
"What we see here is the pit of wealth," Jenny explained.
"Down here is something that I guarantee you will make you rich," Jonny said.
"Hot damn," the Nerd said excitedly but turned serious again, "but just so you know, this is normally the bit where you push me down the hole. Well I'm not stupid but I'll look anyway."
So the Nerd looked down the hole (really an oil well dug up by Nessie) only to find what appears to the body of a RED Soldier from Team Fortress. The 'soldier' cricked his neck to face the Nerd (cue 'Puzzle in the Caves') and moved all the way up making lots of cricking sounds. Once the 'soldier' face the Nerd, he said, "I am Painis Cupcake; I will eat you," before grinning.
"%^#$ that," said the Nerd as he kicked Painis Cupcake back down the hole, causing him to turn red and get really angry (cue 'Demon Resident Mine Cart'). At that point, the Nerd shouted, "Oh $#!%! Run!" The twins ran after the Nerd screaming as Painis Cupcake chased the trio.
Meanwhile in the mess hall, the Nostalgia Critic and Chris entered to find that the kids have made their own food. Chris found his special fridge and frowned.
"Oh don't worry about Chris," said the Critic, "he's not allowed to complain." He leaned into to whisper, "Lest I confiscate all of his hair gel."
All the kids giggled at Chris's misfortune. Then Aurora spoke up, "Um, wanna try my dish first?"
"Certainly," the Critic accepted as he took a bite out of the perico before adding, "why is there tomato and onion in these scrambled eggs?"
"That is el bueno perico," Aurora replied, "It's traditional Venezuelan cuisine."
"I did all of the cooking," Malcolm said prompting Aurora to slap him.
"Okay, that was unnecessary," the Critic scolded, "but I enjoyed your breakfast so I'll let it go." He then went to the pancakes.
"Just so you know sir," Mari said calmly, "I wanted to do bacon and eggs but my friends don't like pork."
"It's for cultural reasons," Victor explained.
"Fair enough," said the Critic as he took a bite out of the pancakes before saying, "that was good. Carry on."
Then he went to the dumplings, ate one and said, "That was great. Is this your recipe?"
"A little bit yes," Li Zhang replied.
"Opening up are we," the Critic said.
"I earned his trust," Lauren explained.
"Very well," said the Critic has he went to the grand slamwich.
"What the hell is that," the Critic shouted in disgust.
"That would be a grand slamwich," Nessie replied, "It was inspired by Denny's. But I even Mr Bulky didn't like it."
"And with good reason," Jim retaliated.
"All right, enough," the Nostalgia Critic shouted before calming down, "Now for today's challenge, you need to…"
All of a sudden, Jonny, Jenny and the AVGN burst in with Painis Cupcake in tow. The three hid behind the Critic as the monster threatened to kill them.
"Oh no! No no no no no no," the Critic yelled as he fired at the thing with his gun, "You're ruining the show!"
Painis Cupcake having been shot in the chest fell dead on the floor. Everyone was relieved. Then the Critic continued where he left off, "Actually you know what, $^%* it! I'll explain outside."
Confessional: Painis would have evened out Vagineer, if Snyphurr was never summoned.
Malcolm: (in a fetal position).
Victor: Okay, that was scary. Maybe I should prank Chris to take my mind off of it.
Aurora: Whoever we met outside just blew our minds away.
The Nostalgia Critic had led everyone, (even the Nerd) to the auditorium. Some of the campers were commenting on past events here.
"Remember this place Victor," Mari reminisced, "you did ballet here."
"Huh huh, yeah I did," Victor said blushing from embarrassment.
"Okay guys, welcome to today's challenge," the Critic said, "Before we begin, allow me to introduce three people who will have important roles. One of which is gaming nerd Tina!"
The girl known as Tina emerged from the curtains. She had purple sandals, blue pants, green shirt with a Mario mushroom, glasses and, most notably, pink hair.
"Oh my," Aurora said, "I smell cotton candy!"
"I knew someone would say that," Tina mumbled before brightening up and gasping upon seeing the AVGN, "Oh my God, is that the Angry Video Game Nerd?!"
"You bet your ass I am," the Nerd replied, "and I have played some $#!%ty games!"
"Anyway, it is a great honour to be here with my boyfriend Maxwell," Tina said as her boyfriend emerged. He had brown sandals, blue pants, a Hawaiian shirt with a grey one with an anime logo underneath and short brown hair.
"Hey, that was my line Missy," the Critic shouted.
"Don't talk about my girlfriend like that," Maxwell warned before turning to the campers, "As you would have guessed, my name is Maxwell and this is my girlfriend Tina. We are judges for today's challenge and unfortunately it is not on anime."
"I have a question," Malcolm asked, "who's the third judge?"
"I'll take over from here," said the Critic in an annoyed tone, "It's someone you may recognise."
From the curtains came a third figure who was none other than…
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Midori.
"Oh god no," Jonny dreaded.
"What, you have a ^$#&ing problem," the Nerd asked, "just look at her; she's cute as *^%#!"
"Don't worry Jonny, I'm not going to stalk you today," Midori assured, "I could get told off. Besides, I have Maxwell, I admire him you know because he loves anime like I do."
"Okay, that's enough," the Critic shut her up before explaining the challenge, "basically these three are judges of a certain topic. Today's challenge is basically a fashion contest."
"Look out guys," Nessie gloated, "I'm winning this for my team in a landslide!"
"As if you miserable pile of crap who eats grand slamwiches!"
Nessie growled at her inner demon leaving the others to look in confusion.
"Well don't look at me," Lauren said in caution, "Fashion doesn't work well for me. Send either Jenny or Mari."
"The answer is neither because I'm calling the shots," the Critic explained, "the Mad Monkeys will dress up Jonny while the Crazy Crocodiles will be dressing up Corey. The judges will review your efforts. Whichever team pleases them the most wins. Now get going!"
Confessional: Dress up you say?
Mari: Eeeeeeeeee! This is going to be so much fun!
Victor: Phew. Thank god. I've had enough of silly outfits lately.
Nessie: This is stupid! I should present not some stupid dinosaur!
Jim: Well so much for a female model. The pink haired chick seems hot though.
And this is part one of episode 5. And Kyle is back for another cameo. Also, Tina and Maxwell are in honour of Baconbaka who had finally finished all of my characters. And Midori's back to judge too. The AVGN is really funny; I hope you enjoyed his performance because he's funny as hell. There's also some Charlie the Unicorn references; he belongs to Filmcow. The bad games listed here are guilty pleasures of mine but I've seen the reviews. Anyway, enjoy the episode!
Next time: The models show off, pandemonium ensues and another camper is voted off.