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Light shone down on a set in front of a large audience. On the set were 3 sofas. The blue one on the right was 2 tiered, the one on the left was sea green and the one in the centre was red and directly below a huge TV screen; that latter sofa is occupied by a newly restored orange-feathered dinosaur named Corey.
"Hey guys," Corey greeted the cheering audience (and you), "My name is Corey. I'm what you guys call a dinosaur from the alien world of Ignaria. Initially I came onto Total Drama Tween Island as an intern because there was nothing else to do!
"While there, I befriended a co-worker known as Jonny and formed a relationship with his twin sister Jenny. We'll be interviewing them in due time; we'll get to that later.
"But then, on that fateful day, I stepped on glass from when the Angry Video Game Nerd battled the Chef over bad food and it was so damn painful I entered a state of primal rage. Luckily I was restored but then the Snyphurr appeared and threatened to petrify the kids, Jenny included. I wouldn't have that so I bravely took the shot and was sent here to be replaced by my old friend Noland.
"After healing up, I volunteered to interview the losers because I just figured you assholes wanted to know more about them. And thus the talk show I'd like to call The Corey Show was born. This is the mid-season show with two more planned towards the end.
I will be interviewing the losing competitors in the order that they left the show. So our first guest had a crush on Jonny, gave away gifts, flashed her panties by total accident and nearly got killed at the hands of me. Here she is: Midori Nagasaki!"
After a few seconds, Midori cautiously walked out from the left side of the stage to sit on the sea green mattress.
"So, I see you're still a little cautious around me," Corey noted, "If that is the case, I am so sorry."
"No harm done," Midori said, "I have seen the episode. It's just that what you did was so unbelievably scary."
"Okay then," Corey began, "So, what's your home town like?"
"Well my parents like to out a lot," Midori answered, "This meant that my brother Sasuke had to babysit me. Often times it can tick him off since I like to stay up and watch his anime."
"Wait, wait, wait," Corey interrupted, "That's why you like anime so much!?"
"Yeah," Midori answered.
"Never mind that $#!%," Corey continued, "What is Sasuke like?"
"Oh, he is an otaku like you wouldn't believe," Midori said, "his whole bedroom is practically covered in anime merchandise! 'Kaasan, being the neat freak she is, wanted to see a clean room of his so he simply gave of his stuff to me! Ain't that clever!?"
"You mean like your mother," Corey asked to which Midori nodded, "Okay, what is up with the school uniform? Do you like school that much!?"
"Yeah you could say that," said Midori, "I get to hang out with Sasuke all day! And he's 16 by the way."
"And you're supposed to be 11," Corey questioned, "Is he held back or some $#!%?"
"No," Midori denied, "he gets mostly A's and B's; we are both in the 10th grade. You see, I am what you call a prodigy."
"Otherwise known as a child who is too smart for their own good," Corey joked.
"Hey," Midori retorted, "You know, if we both went to Fumizuki academy from 'Baka to Test', then we would be in class A and thus have strong summons! Then we'll see who's talking!"
"Right," Corey said cautiously before getting his head together and the buzzer beeped, "Aw $#!%! Okay, every time the buzzer beeps, someone from around the world wants to talk with us on webcam. Now let's see here."
He pushed the button for the big TV to show a young boy of Indian descent reading a book. He seemed to have a serious look.
"Uh, yeah. I do believe this is Noah," Corey noted, "So what do you think of Midori?"
"Eh, mixed bag," Noah said uninterested, "On one hand she's psycho-crazy, especially for one of the boys on the show; a drag queen no less. On the other, now that I know she's a prodigy, I have to ask. What's your secret?"
"Uh, there was this one time my family went to 'Jiisan and Baasan's house in the mountains and they take tradition very seriously," Midori explained, "All we brought for entertainment were books; Sasuke's school books no less. I just thought I'd read them for the sake of not getting bored. When I came back to school, I got an A on one of my tests. I usually get B's."
"Well, my scenario is a little bit similar," Noah added, "But if you ask me, my home life is quite crowded to say the least. With you out of the game, I'm rooting for Li Zhang but only because he's relatable. Yeah, I don't care much for the human race, much less otakus. I mean what is up with those school swimsuits that keep popping up in the anime? Are crotch-flaps and big-ass name tags on the chest so hip nowadays!?"
"No more," Corey shouted, "This is turning stupid!"
"It's okay," Midori assured, "Noah, I do own a school swimsuit but it's not how it's constantly depicted in the media. Wait right here." She left for a few minutes to get changed. After those few minutes, she came out wearing a simple blue one-piece with thin white straps and no name tag. "How's this then?"
"Much better," Noah said quietly but gladly as his nose started dripping with blood. At that point, Corey turned the TV off to talk some more.
"Yuck, that asshole," Corey muttered, "Okay, bull$#!% aside, what is it that attracted you to Jonny?"
"Well to be honest I have a thing for traps," Midori explained as she put her serafuku back on, "you know those kinds of people you fall in love with only to find out they're the wrong gender when it is too late? I find those boys really cute."
"You just got lucky there," Corey commented, "Not too many boys in the world are like that. But why is it that he kept rejecting you?"
"Oh yeah that," Midori frowned, "It was because of that loser Aurora being all 'boyfriend kisser' and stuff!" This made the buzzer beep again. "I'll get it."
The TV turned on to show a Hispanic girl looking proper as in politics. "Oh hi, I'm Courtney," the girl said a tad cross, "And what's this talk on 'boyfriend kisser'?"
"And why do you look exactly like Aurora," Corey asked rudely, "Actually, *&#% that." He turned the TV off. "Okay, that's enough out of you Midori. I've really had fun talking to you. Please move over to the blue sofa."
"Okay," Midori accepted as she walked over to the blue sofa to sit on to make room for the next guest.
"Right," Corey continued, "Our next guest has a middle name called Courtney, has befriended Jonny and has had his dreamland saved by Sheila. Here he is, Nickolas Jackson!"
Nickolas walked out of the stage in a cheerful mode to sit down on the sea green sofa.
"Wow, I'm being interviewed? Awesome! Oh, and Midori. Congrats on getting my bud."
"And that's my first topic," Corey said, "How did you and Jonny become friends?"
"Oh I just had to cheer him up because Jim mocked him," Nickolas replied, "after that, we bonded."
"So it was over comic books and discrimination," Corey repeated, "But enough about him, what do you think of Sheila?"
"She saved my dreams once," Nickolas said, "I was waiting in line for the newest issue of Aquaman when suddenly Chip and Dale started attacking! Luckily, Sheila came in to kick their butt as a powerpuff girl before it all hit the fan. I was really grateful for this."
"Hmm," Corey thought of something, "Perhaps it is time to show you a never before seen clip of the show. Here it is."
Corey turned on the TV to show Sheila sneak into the boy's side of the Crazy Crocodiles cabin to feel the warmth of Nickolas and kissed his forehead before leaving. The entire audience including Midori went 'Aww,' at the sight of that, causing Nickolas to blush.
"You mean she liked me this whole time," Nickolas asked in shock, "Wow! I got myself a girl before I actually knew!"
"And how do you feel when she came to the Playa des losers and went back in the game," Corey asked.
"Well when she arrived, I was kind of disappointed that she lost," Nickolas said, "And started to fall for her because of the times she saved my butt and the fact that she has cool powers. Where does she learn that stuff? I don't know, who cares. Anyway, we bonded over that and became boyfriend and girlfriend which is awesome I must tell you. But then I woke up in a wooden box one day with Aurora and Abdul but Sheila came back for me and she's back in the game! Woo! I miss her already."
"So do I bro," Corey said with sympathy, "so do I. Alright, next question. Why is your middle name Courtney?" Suddenly the buzzer beeped again. "Excuse me for a sec."
The TV turned on to show Courtney again who said, "You called?"
"No, I was talking to Nick," Corey shouted, "You should know better than to barge in!"
"Hey, don't talk to me like that," Courtney reacted, "I am a CIT!"
"And I don't give a $#!%" Corey said before turning the TV off, "Sorry about that. But please, answer the question."
"Alright," Nickolas explained, "Before I was born, my mom and dad moved to Seattle from Vancouver to enjoy the magic of Disney. Mom thought to call me Courtney but then I was born a boy so I had to be renamed Nickolas. Mom still liked the name 'Courtney' so the middle name stuck. Is that what you wanted?"
"Yes," Corey replied, "Now what got you into DC comics?"
"Dad gave them to me," Nickolas said, "He smuggled them in from Vancouver. I'm to enjoy them a lot. It was a nice break from the usual Disney stuff. However, I have seen the government crackdown on anyone enjoy something other than Disney and since I was naughty, I lived in fear."
"Well you should be glad to know that Sheila is willing to have you go the wherever she lived after this," Corey guessed.
"I would but I would have to ask my parents about this first," Nickolas noted.
"Oh, right," Corey said with an uneasy expression, "I read on the news that the Disney regime caught your family red-handed and executed them. Sorry about that."
The whole audience gasped at this. Nickolas was teary eyed and shouted, "They killed my parents!? That's it! I am done with anything Disney related! Stop the interview right now!"
"All right, all right," Corey said quickly as he directed Nickolas to the blue sofa next to Midori, "Right, enough of that! Our third guest fought a giant, biomechanical spider, made an alliance called the 'Children of Abraham' and nearly got mauled by a bear. Here he is, Abdul Nassar!"
Abdul calmly walked on stage to applause as he sat down on the sea green couch.
"Wow, the crowd's nice," Abdul commented, "You know, this place is nowhere near as prestigious as my house back in Dubai but you can't have everything all the time."
"Yeah," Corey said, "Alright, first question. How do you describe your time on Total Drama Tween Island?"
"Absolute crud," Abdul said bitterly, "way too often I've gotten into scenarios that would have killed me. The chef, if you called him one, served some of the most horrendous dishes I have ever seen!"
"I thought I wanted a nice quiet answer, not a rant," Corey said sternly, "Now, what do you think of Mari and Victor?"
"You mean the other two members of the Children of Abraham," Abdul replied, "I thought they were pretty cool. Mari can sew some of the nicest clothes and Victor has MPD. Yeah, I caught on."
"Then why are you telling me now," asked Corey.
"I just didn't have time to bring it up," Abdul answered, "On a side note, I also happen to know that they like each other. I mean come on! It's painfully obvious that they like each other! Kiss already!"
"What did I say about the rants," Corey warned.
"Oh, sorry," Abdul apologised.
"Now that that's out of the way," Corey continued, "Why is it you wanted to create the alliance to begin with?"
"I just wanted to show the world that Jews and Arabs can get along and have Israel and Palestine co-exist peacefully."
"Yeah, I will say nothing more on that," Corey said, "Okay then, what is up with your lack of luck? I mean I know you said you were put in scenarios that could have killed you but you never brought up your jinx spells!"
"What," Abdul gasped, "Oh no. Don't you dare!"
"Oh yes," Corey said, "It's time for a segment I'd like to call 'That's gonna leave a mark!' It's where we get to showcase your most painful blunders as shown in the show in addition to what has been taken out of the final cut. Bring it!"
Corey turned on the TV to show the clips in spite of Abdul's protests. Among the clips are those depicting Abdul barfing in the first challenge and feeling winded afterwards, barfing a second time on a raft, slipping on barf, running away from the bear in the cave, falling into a grave filled with kitchen grease and maggots, a bird pooping on his head while he was getting an apple and falling into the mud after bouncing on the red balloons. The whole audience laughed at this much to Abdul's dismay.
"Please, no more," Abdul pleaded.
"Okay fine," said Corey as he turned the TV off, "Next question. What got you the figure out Victor's MPD?"
"Well to be honest when he first became Chester, I thought he was pulling an act like everyone else did," Abdul answered, "But when I first saw Svetlana, more on that later, I could only stare in disbelief. How could he pull off such awesome gymnastics skills when he clearly said he couldn't do it? It was a mindscrew at first so I hypothesised that it wasn't him doing it but rather an alternate persona. By the time he became Vito, I have decided to observe him while I was looking for my book. I saw within one body several people talking to each other! That's how I knew."
"And you didn't tell anyone else because," Corey questioned.
"I kept it secret because otherwise I'd be seen as a threat or a life ruiner and thus get voted off," Abdul said, "I was just playing the game."
"Fair enough, most people do that," Corey said, "Okay, what's life at home like?"
"I grew up in a wealthy yet conservative family," Abdul replied, "And I mean VERY wealthy. I was taught in the ways of Islam and thus lived as such. I had no time to catch up to the modern world apart from reading complex medical books and novels. That, and the fact that I was home-schooled guaranteed by high intellect. They even accepted me into the University of Dubai to broaden my politics knowledge. My goal is to introduce an elected parliament just to see what happens."
"Okay, good luck with that," Corey said, "Last question; how do you feel about one of Victor's alternate personalities, Svetlana?"
"Oh boy, here we go," Abdul groaned, "she became attracted to me like you wouldn't believe! The kissing, the hugging, the staring, I mean ugh! Because everyone else sees Victor doing this, I'll bet the internet is just flooding with fanfiction involving us!"
That's when the buzzer beeped. "Okay, two webcam messages," said Corey, "One's from Courtney so we can screw that but the other is from a pair of girls called Katie and Sadie."
"He turned on the TV to reveal two raven haired girls: the tanned skinny one is Katie and the white pudgy on is Sadie. They both squeed upon seeing Abdul.
"Hi Abdul," the called.
"Alright you two," Corey said sternly, "calm down! Now do you have anything to say about Abdul besides you probable obsession with the fan art about him?"
"Oh the fan art," said Sadie, "Yeah, that was so cute what you did there to Victor! In fact, Katie and I are writing a fanfic starring you two right about now!"
"Okay, enough of that," Abdul shouted, "I don't want to hear about that! It will ruin my resume for my grand future! Now do you know anything about me other than what's in the fan art!?"
"Well, I have been watching the show and I actually thought you were funny," Katie admitted, "I also thought you were kind of hot without Victor; yeah, he's kinda overrated. But even now as I watch Total Drama, I now realised you have a lot ahead of you. Supporting the two-state solution of Israel and Palestine is always cool."
"And don't worry about me either," Sadie added, "with all the wordy books you read, you must be super smart! I mean accepted into college at 12? We are both 11 and we never got that privilege! We are so jealous of you!"
"Well, we're done here," Katie said, "Bye!"
Corey turned the TV off so that Abdul could say, "Well, I guess some commoners are not as shallow as I thought they were. So much for elitist thinking."
"Well, I think we can all agree that elitist thought has no place in the 21st Century," Corey commented, "Uh, do you mind moving over for the next guest?"
"Fine by me," Abdul said as he walked over to the blue couch.
"Okay," Corey continued, "Our next guest formed an alliance with Malcolm, had her life turn around because of Lauren and Noland and exposed Li Zhang's heterochromia. Here she is, Aurora Herrera!"
At that point, Aurora walked on stage to applause to sit down on the sea green sofa.
"Well, looks like people like me," Aurora noted.
"Of course they do," said Corey, "Alright, first question. What is your problem with Jonny?"
"He wouldn't leave me alone," Aurora scoffed, "but now he does. I guess me telling him off really worked."
"And he's getting along better with me," Midori said from the sidelines, "Sorry if I called you a 'boyfriend kisser'."
"It's okay," Aurora said, "That happens a lot. All it takes is a closer observation."
"True that," Corey added when the buzzer beeped, "Hold on. There are two more webcam messages. The first one is from Steve the… Yeti? What the hell's a yeti!? Oh well."
He turned on the TV to reveal a sasquatch-like figure in a forest setting and frowning.
"Okay Steve," Corey said, "I was going to ask you whether or not you like Aurora but since you are frowning, do you mind telling me what's the matter?"
"Chris McLean is the best host ever," said 'Steve' in a suspiciously Chris-like voice, "How did you get your own show? You stink!"
"Goddamn it Chris," the Nostalgia Critic shouted from off screen, "Why are you wearing a Sasquatchinakwa cosplay!? And are you using my laptop!?"
"Wait a minute," Corey realised, "Is Chris trolling us!?"
"Oh, sorry about that Corey," the Critic apologised, "Chris is just being a &%#^. Nice to see you have healed though."
Corey turned off the TV all ticked off saying, "Stupid Chris! Anyway, the other message is from… Ugh! Courtney. Let it rip."
He turned the TV back on to show Courtney once more all angry and stuff.
"Finally," Courtney shouted, "Why do you keep ignoring me!?"
"Why don't you ask yourself that," Corey scolded Courtney, "You won't stop nagging! Anyway, I'll leave you to your obvious original, Aurora, you clone."
Courtney seethed in anger at being called a clone before calming down to talk to Aurora, "Sorry about that. I was just jealous that Corey, a dinosaur, gets to host his own show when I, a CIT, get nothing."
"That's what this is about," Aurora said angrily, "All that nagging because a dinosaur got his own show? You need to realise that you can't have everything you want all the time! Lauren taught that to me via impersonation."
Courtney apparently did not like to hear such a harsh reality so she turned off her webcam out of sadness.
"Ugh, what a selfish, spoiled brat," Aurora scoffed, "And don't get me wrong, I nearly made that road myself. Thank god Lauren stopped me and kept me focused on my real objectives. I wanted to promote socialism."
"Why," Corey asked, "Is it because Karl Marx said so? I heard that's why Sheila's like that."
"No, it's because Hugo Chavez said so," Aurora admitted much to the audience's surprise, "Look I know you don't like him but hear me out. My earliest memory was at the orphanage when we went on a trip to one of the nicer regions of the Caribbean Union in Miami. I got lost and some salesman sold me beauty products at the promise of candy. When I found my group again, the caretaker questioned my activities but shrugged and we went back much to everyone else's envy."
"So, you lived in one of the poorer regions of Venezuela then," Corey said.
"Yeah," Aurora replied, "Everyone else became intrigued about my privileges and began requesting for some. But I got adopted by parents who didn't like the rise of envy and showed me their Hugo Chavez shrine. Apparently, they admired him despite few else doing the same; they are hippies by the way. When I was converted to their ways, I became a lot happier. I should have ditched my beauty stuff then but I kept going! It was like an addiction that persisted into when I got on the show. Popular intervention helped my control it but a near-death experience and subsequently thinking I went to hell killed it. Now, I am done with beauty enhancement. I'm more than happy with Li Zhang who I helped out as payback for everything I did."
"Holy crap," Corey gasped, "Now that's one hell of a life story! So I'm guessing Nessie is now your arch nemesis?"
"Oh, she might as well be," Aurora said, "I blame people like her for sending people on a path to ruin! How could such devilish equipment be sold without trouble! That's why I have little faith in the free market! Sorry about that, nothing I can do here. I can only hope Sheila can stop her!"
"I'll get to that in a moment," said Corey as the buzzer beeped again, "Oh, another webcam message! This one's from a boy called Tyler."
Corey turned the TV back on to show a boy in a red tracksuit trying and failing to kick a football.
"Aw crud," Tyler groaned, "Oh, hey Aurora. Name's Tyler and I want to join the local football team."
"Hahaha, well you're not going to at that rate," Aurora laughed.
"Hey," Tyler retorted, "Anyway, I was sort of rooting for you because you reminded me of someone I really like, Lindsay. She's a little short in the intellectual field but she is very pretty. Can you help me in winning her over?"
"Okay," Aurora accepted, "You should be nice to her. But limit her beauty enhancement, I'm sure she's perfectly fine with how she is right now. That's all I can tell you."
"Okay, bye," Tyler said as Corey turned the TV off.
"Alright, last question," Corey said, "Why are you wearing brown contacts?"
"Oh, that," Aurora blushed, "brown eyes were in fashion where I lived. I really have black eyes."
"Thank you for shamelessly admitting that because you had to put up with discrimination against black eyed people," Corey assumed.
"Ugh! Those bastards," Aurora muttered, "Well the cat's out of the bag. Can I sit with the others?"
"Yeah, go ahead," Corey responded, "I was just about to start interviewing the last two guests simultaneously."
So Aurora walked over to the blue couch to sit on it.
"Okay, now we are on the home stretch," Corey announced, "Our last two guests are twins that have never left each other until recently! One of them got to work as an intern later on and the other led the Mad Monkeys/Marmosets through the game. Here they are, Jonny and Jenny Watson!"
The twins walked onto the stage from the left hand side much to the applause of the audience before sitting down on the sea green couch. Midori squeed at the sight of Jonny and ran up to hug him. Strangely, he never reacted. Jenny then went on to kiss Corey's snout.
"Okay, now I'm going to alternate between the two of you," Corey said, "First question Jonny. How come you're not pushing Midori off this time?"
"Well after Aurora told me off," Jonny answered, "I was let down. I started thinking to myself why I keep rejection those who admire you and go after those who don't. So then I thought, maybe Midori isn't so creepy after all. If anything, I'm proud of her being a prodigy."
"Aw, thanks," Midori said, "When you came back from quitting your job, I never thought you'd walk up to me and offer to be my boyfriend. I mean that was unexpected but satisfying."
"Well at least he learnt his lesson," Corey added before turning to Jenny, "Okay, Jenny. Your first question. What did you think of your teammates?"
"Well it kind of depends on who we're dealing with," Jenny said, "Thanks to you, I worked as an authority figure for the team. Mari and Malcolm are both naïve but cute in their own little way. Victor was very nice but then he has his 'impressions' which I now know are the result of MPD. I got that from watching reruns. But other than that, his prankster character was kind of funny. Aurora was kind of uncooperative at first but improved later on."
"Well thank you," Aurora commented.
"As I was saying," Jenny added, "Li Zhang was very difficult to work with. But he opened up later on. Lauren was the most intriguing thus far; she witty and sarcastic but also quite energetic. But then we got Nessie. I always thought she seemed a bit off on first sight but when I found out she enslaved what appeared to be an elf for oil extraction; I wanted her out of the game! But then…"
"Say no more if you know what's good for you," Corey warned when Jenny began to crack to calm her down. Then the buzzer beeped. "Alright, another webcam message! This one's from your mother and older brother, Alistair."
He turned the TV on to reveal a woman in her 40's and a young man in his early 20's; these were the twins' mum and Alistair.
"Um, is this thing on," Mrs. Watson said, "Okay. Hi kids! How's things going over there?"
"We had a lot of fun at Camp Wawanakwa," Jenny replied, "Too bad we both lost."
"Hey mum, what's Alistair doing here," Jonny asked.
"She insisted," Alistair said in a negative tone, "I can't believe you are still wearing those stupid girl clothes!"
"Be nice Al," Mrs. Watson scolded Alistair.
"Mum, here me out," Alistair said, "And it looks like my advice was for jack $#!%. Whatever happened to no meaning yes?"
The audience gasped at this, especially Aurora.
"Al, if I hear one more sexist comment out of your mouth," Mrs. Watson said angrily, "I'm calling your work to dock your pay!"
"Fine," Alistair submitted before leaving the TV screen leaving only mum.
"Well, that was unexpected," Jonny noted, "Thanks mum. I'll never listen to Alistair again!"
"Well, he's always been a naughty boy even before you and Jenny were born," Mrs. Watson commented, "I blame TV."
"One last thing mum," Jenny said, "Thanks for bringing Jonny back as an intern."
"You're welcome, sweetheart," Mrs. Watson said, "To see either of you cry due to separation is the bane of my existence. Well, I have to go now. Bye now."
As the TV turned off, Corey went back to them saying, "Okay then. Jonny, what was work as an intern like?"
"Eh, it was okay," Jonny shrugged, "Chris was incredibly stupid! He took my notes just to escape justice! I am hoping Weaselcake will sort things out! He's my new friend by the way. The boss is quite nice for the most part. The Nerd is fun to be around even if he is quite angry a lot of the time. I don't really know about Chef though. The work itself is kind of low class. I mean there's the usual stuff like cleaning toilets, sweeping the floors and some more obscure jobs like removing nuclear waste. But hanging out with my sister made it all worthwhile."
The audience went 'Aww' at this. Then Corey said, "Jenny, explain you and your brother's home life."
"Well, you did see mum and Alistair," Jenny explained, "Alistair is basically the breadwinner who brings money back home but we are largely self-sufficient. I like to cook with mum while Jonny gets food from the garden. It comes with being a hippy. Why would our big brother go to work? Because our dad died from too much smoking. That's part of mum's motivation."
"Thanks. Well that's all the questions I have from you," said Corey as the buzzer beeped on last time, "Now this last webcam message is from a boy called DJ. Seriously, where do they keep coming from?"
He turned on the TV to show a big, black boy known as DJ.
"Um, excuse me," said Jenny, "Why do you look like Jim?"
"I assure I am nothing like that monster," DJ replied, "My mama would kick his butt. You see, I was raised to be a gentleman to all people. I have come to admire and root for people like Sheila and I still do. Sucks that you lost because you were awesome!"
"Well, sorry," Jonny apologised, "We didn't mean to have to leave. We all know who is to blame here."
"Oh, yes. Nessie," DJ noted, "But even then she had a reason. She did because her corporate boss of a father told her to do that. I see things differently than most people and even then I am a little bit politically aware. For you see, Nessie's father is the head of Exxon Mobil is the corporation that actually has the privilege of being the official government of the Caribbean Union. No oil or revenue and the whole country goes. If I expect to see Nessie get her comeuppance, one must understand what got her there and her weaknesses. Well, that's all I have to say here."
As the TV went off again, Corey said one last time, "Well, that's the Corey Show for you. We will come back here after six more campers lose the game. So please stay tuned to Total Drama Tween Island!"
After that, the audience dispersed, the lights went out and Corey got off his red sofa to go to bed. The losing tweens followed him soon after.
And that's the aftermath show. It's done in a different formula to most fanfiction interpretations of the aftermath segments with a less predictable and more varied layout because let's face it, just doing the interviews and fan mail can get tedious, repetitive and boring. As for the TDI character cameos, we will assume they are as old as the tweens here; Courtney for example is as old as Aurora. They all belong to Fresh TV.
Next time: The remaining campers start to stuff themselves with delicious desserts.