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Notes: Hey guys. Sorry about all of that. I've just been through 5 exams. Now I can kick back and await my holiday to Perth on the 3rd of July. Also, I have started a new art jam! Check out my Deviantart profile for more details.
The challenge had started and the campers were rummaging through the kitchen looking for the keys.
Victor was looking at a salt shaker.
"Ugh, no key in there," he sighed.
"What do you mean no key," 'Nessie' questioned, "I might need some proof."
"Sure," said Victor giggling as he entered troll mode, "You should look up from the top."
He handed the salt shaker to 'Nessie' and she held it above her head and looked through the top with holes in it. Some salt had leaked into her eyes causing her to wince and throw the salt away. Victor was laughing on the floor.
"Grrr," 'Nessie' growled at Victor, "You need to take this more seriously!"
"Sorry but I love being Anarchy V," Victor responded while still giggling, "Besides, that was for Kyle."
"Perhaps I should explain a few rules for this alliance," 'Nessie' began, "I am the leader. Whatever I say goes. Or do I have to kick you out?"
"Okay, I'll stop," Victor submitted having sobered down, "What do you want me to do then?"
"Just keep looking," 'Nessie' ordered Victor before whispering into Jim's ear, "If you see another Christian Brutal Sniper, kick its ass."
Jim nodded with mixed feelings about this.
Confessional: Strong authorities can stop trolls. Or so I'm told.
Victor: Oh dear, looks like I won't be messing around anymore. Now Nessie had better be reasonable with this because I want to stay in.
Jim: On one hand, I get to smash everything and maybe even beat up some psychopath. On the other, if Nessie's words are to be trusted, she would be bossing me around! I can't have that! I'm supposed to be on top! Well I see where she may be going, so I might obey her just once more.
Meanwhile with Sheila and Li Zhang, they were looking through the pantry. Well actually, Sheila was looking through the pantry but Li was spying on 'Nessie'.
"Anything yet," Sheila asked.
"Not yet," Li replied, "All I can see is Nessie being a bossy bitch. You find any keys?"
"Nope," Sheila replied.
"Then I'll just look under the table," Li resolved as he went over to the table's underside.
As for Sheila, she finally found something.
"Yes," she cheered, "a red key!"
Only problem is, it's being held of a Christian Brutal Sniper who had just snuck in.
"Ready to meet sharpie," the Christian Brutal Sniper said ominously causing Sheila to gulp in fear only for a kettle to land on his face and send him to the ground.
Sheila turned around to see that it was Jim who did it.
"Hey," Sheila said, "What was that for?!"
"I'm here for the key like everyone else," Jim coldly replied as he picked up the key, "and this hat. See ya!"
"Oof! Never mind," Sheila muttered as she checked the sink.
Confessional: Aw, I'm sorry mate.
Sheila: Ow! I was so close too! I'll just keep looking.
Mari had just seen the purple key in the cleaning bucket. However there was a giant cockroach holding on to it.
"Okay, I want no trouble here," Mari tried negotiating with the cockroach with dismal results, "Well I tried. Oh hey Vicky."
"Hi Mari, need some help," Victor offered to help as he blew pepper into the cockroach's nose making it sneeze a lot.
"Aw thanks Vicky," Mari thanked Victor as she pecked his cheek and got the purple key.
"Look I just felt like helping," Victor said, "So, want to join an alliance with me, Nessie and Jim?"
"No, I'm good," Mari refused.
"Oh there you are," 'Nessie' said to Victor as she stormed in, "Trying to make Mari join? Sorry, but this alliance caps at 3 members."
Just as Mari sighed in disappointment, Jim showed up and put the Christian Brutal Sniper's fedora on Victor's head, making him into Manitoba Smith.
"Enjoy your only loyal servant," Jim declared, "because I quit this stupid alliance! Only I can get top position!" He then left.
'Nessie' growled at this unexpected event and then said, "Aw, who needs him! Filthy hooligan!" She then turned to Manitoba, "Oh well, I guess it's up to you to find the golden key, to give to me of course."
"You can count on me young beauty," Manitoba obeyed much to Mari's shock.
Confessional: Uh oh.
Mari: Did Vicky leave me for Nessie? And did Nessie kick me out of her alliance? Maybe it's the game. We can still be friends afterwards. Right?
Bedlam: Oh, this is excellent. Mari is so naïve. By taking advantage of Victor as one of his alternate personalities, his real self will never know what happened when I ditch him!
An hour passes and Sheila finds the blue key in the sink and Li Zhang finds the green key under the table. Manitoba was relying on his treasure hunting skills to find the orange key in the sugar bowl and the gold key in the rubbish bin.
"There you go," Manitoba handed the gold key to 'Nessie', "One gold key straight from the rubbish fit for a princess."
"Oh you flatter me," 'Nessie' blushed, "Now I just have to put up the smell of trash coming off this thing. Come along now!"
At this point, all of the campers are outside near the entrance to the area where Chef's gifts were being held.
"Welcome all," greeted Chris, "It's time for the reason why you even have those keys. It's time for 'Grand Chef Auto'!"
Jim grinned at the idea.
Confessional: What's he thinking now?
Jim: You know, most kids wouldn't be allowed to play Grand Theft Auto due to the high levels of mature content. My dad was different; he encouraged me to play these games to toughen me up! I could easily breeze this!
"You will now each be given a can of spray paint matching the colour of your key and a GPS map of the island," Chris continued he handed the mentioned items over to the campers, "You are to use them to find and tag 3 different landmarks on Wawanakwa Island: the rock wall of Mount Looming Disaster, the spooky tree in the haunted forest and the top of some giant totem pole."
"So I have a blue key here," Sheila asked, "Do I get to use to blue paint?"
"Correctamundo," Chris confirmed.
"Tagging man made stuff," Li Zhang pondered, "The ultimate stress reliever."
Confessional: Some people tag as a way to relieve social stress.
Li Zhang: When I was still completely anti-social, I've always wanted to wreck others' property as revenge. Now don't think I'm done yet!
"But what tagging spree would be good without the vehicles," Chris explained, "That's what all the keys were for."
Behind Chris were a purple bicycle, a pair of blue roller blades, a green go-cart, an orange unicycle, a red monowheel (look these up if you want) and a giant crate with a golden lock.
"Only problem," Chris continued, "You'll have to snatch them. From Chef."
Chef stood in front of the vehicles and growled at all of the campers because they were about to steal them.
"The first player to tag all of the landmarks wins immunity and a chance to boot off another camper," Chris concluded, "Ready? And go!"
Confessional: $#!%'s about to get real.
Mari: Eeeeee! I get the bike! And it's purple! My favourite colour.
Jim: A motorised monowheel!? It's as close as you can get to a motorcycle really. I must pity whoever gets the unicycle. Sucks to be them.
The campers stood in front of Chef eyeing their vehicles that represent the colour of their keys. They hesitated in fear of being put down my Chef.
"Nobody touches my stuff," Chef stated coldly, "Nobody!"
He clicked his fingers to summon many bald squirrels and vagineers, only these ones were red and not blue like the one who wanted revenge on Nessie; these ones were much more aggressive.
"Run for it," Sheila screamed as the squirrels shot lasers at the other campers and the vagineers chased them around.
Most squirrels were harassing Mari who got covered in them and Li Zhang who kicked them down one by one.
The vagineers grabbed onto 'Nessie' and threatened to eat her until Manitoba Smith threw rocks at them to throw them off before they targeted him.
Jim had one new fear: RED vagineers. To him, they could never be overthrown. In his panic, he got cornered by Chef.
"Got ya," Chef chuckled as he proceeded to handcuff Jim.
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me," Jim groaned.
"Well that's what happens when you try to steal my stuff," Chef retorted.
Over with Sheila, she had put on her blue rollerblades via the blue key but then still had to escape.
"Okay, I get that you're angry right now," Sheila tried to reason with the squirrels, "Maybe you want some nuts. Well I believe there is only one culprit for stealing them."
She pointed at the vagineers, one of which was just about to bite Manitoba's head off. Then the squirrels started to chase the vagineers giving her ample time to escape.
"Yo guys," Sheila shouted on her way out, "The enemy is confused! You should get your cars now!"
"Don't encourage them," Chef protested.
Confessional: Don't underestimate the commies. They're not as stupid as you think.
Sheila: Blaming someone else to further your goals. Now, I honestly don't have any nuts on me, one way or another, but my grandad once told me that this is what feudal kings and business politicians do on a daily basis. What does he do for politics? We must waste his money on machine parts.
"$#!%! The commie has left," 'Nessie' cursed inwardly as she used her gold key to unlock the crate to reveal a scarlet phoenix, "Well, whoop dee doo. I found a phoenix! I thought these only existed in legend."
"Well that's what happens when you keep your eyes shut," Chef said. His distraction and the cluster%&*^ of the vagineers had inadvertently freed Jim to take the monowheel with the red key and leave.
"Aw $#!%," Chef cursed.
Unfortunately for 'Nessie', the phoenix would only chase her just to bite her butt. It was around that time that Mari, now freed of squirrels, went for the bicycle with the purple key and left.
"Oh my god this blows," Manitoba lamented after he unlocked the unicycle with the orange key, "I stink on the bloody unicycle."
"Well screw it and help me," 'Nessie' screamed with the phoenix on her tail.
"Hold on," Manitoba said as he signalled the phoenix over and fed it one of the pissed off squirrels to tame it. Once tamed, he signalled 'Nessie' over.
"Wow, you actually tamed that thing," 'Nessie' sighed in relief, "and you let me ride it."
"Such is the social power of the alliance," Manitoba stated.
"Well let's get going already," 'Nessie' shouted as Li Zhang left via the go-kart he unlocked with the green key, "We cannot afford to lose!"
The two flew off on the now tamed phoenix as Chef sighed in failure to protect his presents.
"Well, at least I still have the unicycle," he said to himself.
Confessional: And now the fun begins.
Chef: After I left Iraq after taking down the Islamic State, I decided follow a more civil career. I trained to be a clown in the circus at the University of Toronto. Sadly the economy was crap after the North American Wars so now I'm stuck here!
Bedlam: How I love the Manitoba personality of Victor. So obedient. I have Victor's elimination all planned out. Once all goes to plan, he is gone!
Meanwhile, back at the mess hall, Horace was lamenting about the gifts he made for Chef.
"It's not fair," Horace sniffled with tears, "I made these things to please Chef, my favourite character on this show."
"Why is he your favourite," Kyle questioned, "He likely killed animals and serves bad food."
"Because the show forces him into it," Horace explained, "I thought I'd please him. Oh, how I hate Chris."
"So does everyone and Spode," said Fred, "Now, when I came here, I noticed he was getting paid to store nuclear waste here. Next I checked, he place a marble statue of himself in that area. Hold on, I might have a way to troll him all the way. Come with me."
Confessional: Now there's a revenge plan if I ever saw one.
Fred: I know nothing about this show because I just got here but I can tell that whoever this Chris guy is, he is nasty. You should be glad that the Snow Wolf Empire makes great decision makers. Come to think of it, how come it doesn't have democracy? Eh, the emperor likes being the alpha.
Meanwhile, on the way to the rock face, Li Zhang was enthusiastic.
"Finally I get to tag a human-made landmark," Li grinned, "It's no China but I can wait. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!"
Suddenly, Sheila skated past.
"Hi Li," Sheila greeted, "Why are you so happy all of a sudden?"
"Hi Sheila. You know when I was still full-on anti-social," Li Zhang responded, "I've been dreaming of getting back at those losers! Now, I get to tag something! Very useful training for when I come back and trash the village I grew up in!"
"I thought you had kung-fu," Sheila noted.
"True, but that was for defence," Li explained, "This is for offence."
While this was going on, the vagineer (the BLU one) was building a trap hoping to capture Nessie. Once he heard a go-kart coming, he cut the rope.
"Ugh, maybe you should ignore your dark side for a while longer and start thinking about Nessie," Sheila reminded Li.
"Okay, I will," Li moaned when he saw the cage falling down on him, "Oh crap! Look out!"
Neither Li Zhang nor Sheila had enough time to escape from the trap. When the Vagineer came to see his catch, he screamed realising he got the wrong people.
Meanwhile, at the rock face, Jim had just made it.
"Wow! I'm the first one here," he cheered, "Now let's get to work. Wh-what the hell?"
He noticed that Mari had beaten him to it and she's tagging a purple butterfly on it.
"Um, Jim," Mari asked, "What's the matter?"
"I was supposed to be here first," Jim complained, "Stupid mud holding me back!"
"Well, that's what happens when you take shortcuts," Mari asserted before riding off.
"Pffft! &#%^ her," Jim cursed as he went to tagging on a red phallic symbol on the rock face just as 'Nessie' and Manitoba arrived on the phoenix.
"Oh, the traitor's here," 'Nessie' groaned, "Manitoba, do both your and my tags."
"With pleasure your majesty," Manitoba accepted as he went to tag on an orange diamond and a gold heart.
"You're doing all of her work," Jim scolded Manitoba, "What the hell's wrong with you!?"
"Well, you were naughty for leaving her like that," Manitoba replied, "Alliance loyalty after all."
"Look bro, there's loyalty and there's blackmail," Jim cynically explained, "this is the latter case! You have to overthrow the bitch to get back into power and be awesome!"
"But she's a princess mate," Manitoba noted, "I may have good leadership skills but I can't trump royalty."
"Ugh! You're a worthless wuss," Jim exclaimed in frustration, "Just think about what I said, okay!"
"Alright," said Manitoba uneasily as he went back to the phoenix and he and 'Nessie' flew off. Jim had just finished tagging and left for the haunted tree.
Confessional: No matter how malicious some people seem, they still have words of wisdom, they should still have a say.
Jim: I quit the alliance due to power issues. And now I see Nessie as the nasty bitch she truly is! And trust me, I'm not perfect either, well no one is but the point is I have standards too! (Covers his mouth at what he said).
Bedlam: Who does Jim think he is? Corrupting my disposable servant like that! I find it unlikely for Victor to leave me but if he tries, I know some back-up.
Meanwhile, back at the camp, Fred had explained his plan to Noland.
"Okay Noland," Fred ordered, "Video cameras watch this whole island 24/7 if that's the term humans use. I think Chris is up to no good."
"Vhat do you know? You just got here," Noland scoffed sceptically before watching the footage of the radioactive bay from last night, "VHAT!? Zis is unacceptable!"
"Great! Now he's built himself a marble statue there out of pride," Fred continued, "You've got to lure the kids over there so they can trash it. I'll go distract Chris. Got it?"
"Ya," nodded Noland, "I'll tell Chef about zis."
Meanwhile, at the haunted forest from episode 4, 'Nessie''s phoenix landed near the tree that Chris talked about.
"Okay. Tag this for yourself and me, please," 'Nessie' requested.
"Well you did say please," Manitoba accepted as he went to tag the orange diamond and gold heart on it.
While he was doing so, a figure that resembled the BLU Sniper but had the BLU Spy's head popped out of the hole in the tree; he was the Spyper.
"Um, excuse me," said the Spyper while in Spy mode, "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm tagging this tree," Manitoba proudly said, "it's for a challenge."
"Oh for crying out loud," Spyper shouted as he cricked his head to turn to Sniper mode, "Get the *#%& out of here!"
He started shooting at Manitoba and had him and Nessie fly away to the 3rd landmark on the phoenix.
"And stay out," Spyper warned them as he cricked his neck back into Spy mode, "Much better."
Back at the Vagineer's trap, Li Zhang had just broken out of the cage and was having a few words with the vagineer.
"Do we look like Nessie to you," Li angrily asked, "I mean, she's flying on a phoenix for crying out loud!"
"Yrros m'I," the vagineer apologized, "Ekil skool xineohp eht tahw wonk neve t'nod i. Tsixe neve yeht kniht I od ron."
"Uh, let's get going Li," Sheila said, "We're wasting too much time."
"Wait hold on," said Li as he looked at his GPS which was beeping, "What now Chris?"
"Oh, sorry to interrupt you campers," said what appeared to be Chris, "But looking back, I realised that tagging 3 landmarks was not enough. For an epic finale and your prizes, you have to find and mess up the marble statue in any way you want. McLean out."
"Alright," Li cheered as he picked up the dynamite in one of the vagineer's Acme boxes and offered the vagineer a trip, "I believe Nessie will be there."
"Taht regor," the vagineer accepted as he followed Li to the statue.
"That's more like it Li," Sheila praised her competitor, "Now for that rock face."
Back at the monitor chamber, Noland and finish playing his spliced voice clips of Chris's dialogue throughout the season. Chef was watching.
"Now ve vait," Noland said proud of his achievement.
"Nobody touches my stuff," Chef repeated coldly, "Nobody! Hahahahaha!"
Confessional: Chris will be pissed.
Noland: During my time visiting Terra, I've learned to make parody videos online zrough sophisticated sentence mixing and uploaded zem as Youtube Poops. Everyone else vas doing it. I got millions of views. You mad, bro?
Jim had just made it to the tree in the haunted woods and was tagging the red phallic symbol on it.
"Oi, what do you think you're doing," the Spyper in Sniper mode shouted as he popped out of the tree hole.
"What's it too ya," said Jim as he threw a rock at Spyper to knock him down and K.O. him.
Just then, Sheila popped up.
"Oh, that was quick," Sheila realised, "I did the first landmark and now I'm here. What is Jim doing here?"
"Tagging, what did you expect," replied Jim, "I'd better get going! The totem pole and statue aren't going to tag themselves you know!"
Jim left on the monowheel just as Sheila drew a blue hammer-and-sickle on the tree and left.
Meanwhile, at the totem pole, Mari was carefully climbing it up.
"Okay," Mari said to herself, "Just tag this and the statue and I win! Oh, hey Vicky."
'Nessie' and Victor had just shown up on the phoenix. Manitoba quickly climbed up the totem pole to tag on the orange diamond and gold heart.
"Um, why are you doing Nessie's work," Mari asked.
"Alliance loyalty, little beauty," Manitoba quickly said as a gust of wind blew his fedora off.
"Vicky, I thought we were together," Mari moaned.
"Oh, we are Mari," Victor said as he reverted back only to find he was in an unfamiliar area, "How did I get here?"
"Oh you silly," Mari giggled, "You climbed up here to tag the 3rd monument out of 4."
"Oh really," Victor questioned as he looked down to find 2 cans of paint, "Sweet! Perfect Anarchy V material!"
"Victor! What are you doing up here," 'Nessie' shouted to get Victor down.
"What's the matter," Victor asked as he came down, "Why are you making me do your tagging? You're really missing out on all the fun."
Suddenly, an unsettling voice in his head sounding like Jim was being heard.
"Look bro, there's loyalty and there's blackmail. This is the latter case! You have to overthrow the bitch to get back into power and be awesome!"
"Wait a minute," said Victor getting suspicious, "Were you blackmailing me?"
"What makes you say that," 'Nessie' said playing innocent.
"I trusted you," Victor shouted in anger, "You used me! This alliance is off!"
"Fine," 'Nessie' said coldly, "You want to play hard? Well I'll just find someone else to help me!"
She promptly undid Victor's overall straps and took his shirt off to turn him into Vito.
"Hey yo," Vito greeted, "Where am I? And where's Aurora? I haven't seen her in a long time!"
'Nessie' grinned at this.
"Just follow me and you should find her," 'Nessie' ordered.
"With gusto," Vito said as he followed 'Nessie' over to the marble statue.
Mari frozen in shock over what happened and fell off the totem pole right onto Li Zhang's go-kart.
"Ow. Hey Li, aren't you going to stop here," Mari asked.
"Not really," Li Zhang sadistically replied, "I'm more interested in blowing up Chris's statue. I wonder why he wants it gone. Oh well, who cares."
Mari chose not to respond as she was going to the statue anyway while the vagineer was far behind.
Confessional: Poor girl.
Mari: What is wrong with Vicky!? Was Jenny right about Nessie!? Maybe it all for the game but now I'm not so sure! I have to find out right now!
Jim and Sheila had manage to reach the totem pole and climbed up to tag the red phallic symbol and blue hammer-and-sickle on it.
Just then, Fred came onto the scene to try and catch the ball that Chris had thrown.
"Did you get the ball bro," said Chris when he saw the ball in Fred's mouth, "Good boy."
"Why can't I have a go with the dog," Kyle asked impatiently, "You've been hogging him all day!"
"Ugh, not now Kyle," Fred groaned in his mind.
"None of your beeswax," Chris retorted at Kyle when he saw Jim and Sheila, "Well, looks like we have our winners! But who got here first?"
"Who cares," Jim said rudely as he came down, "We need to tag the last landmark!"
"What last landmark," Chris asked suspiciously.
"The marble statue at the bay," Sheila reminded him, "You said it yourself." She left for the statue.
"Oh crap, Victor," Kyle realised as he went over to the statue to find him.
"I didn't say anything about tagging my statue," Chris moaned when he realised something, "Oh $#!%! My statue! I have to stop those kids!"
"Do not do it," Fred protested, "It's all just a dream!"
Chris looked back at Fred with fury. Fred did the innocent whistle.
"Bad dog," Chris yelled at Fred, "Go back to camp!"
"Totally worth it," Fred gleefully shouted as he left for camp while Chris went for his statue.
Confessional: It's all fun and games until you get caught.
Kyle: Between you and me, I saw Nessie bossing Victor around. I don't trust her one bit! I hope he's okay.
Meanwhile, at the Chris marble statue in the radioactive bay, the phoenix had landed next to and and 'Nessie' and Vito got off.
"Alright," Vito asked, "Where's Aurora? You said she'd be here!"
"Oh, she's right over there," said 'Nessie' to distract Vito while she struck his head with the orange paint can to knock him down and tagged the statue with the gold paint and laughed before she stopped pretending.
"Pleasure doing business with you Vicky," Bedlam grinned, "I, Bedlam, shall see you gone to night. Hahahaha!"
It was then, Li Zhang and Mari arrived on the scene and watched and listened to the whole thing.
"So she wasn't Nessie after all," Mari whimpered, "What's going on here!"
"Wow, I need to tell Sheila about this," Li Zhang said while getting out his bombs, "But first, I must blow this piece of crud to kingdom come. Victor is your problem now!"
Mari couldn't say anything now she was all alone with the unconscious body of Victor.
"Oh Vicky," Mari said before turning determined, "Well, if no-one can help, it's up to me now! Sheila's psychic powers, don't fail me now!"
Mari sat down to pray and hopefully infiltrate Victor's subconscious.
Confessional: About time too!
Mari: Well I had to do something! I can't just leave Vicky there like this! I love him!
Mari's soul taking her body's form and reappeared in a subconscious area.
"So, this is what a subconscious looks like," Mari wondered, "This had better be Vicky's."
She walked on to find Victor being burned at the stake by 4 figures: an old man called Chester, a gymnast called Svetlana, a street thug called Vito and an outback explorer called Manitoba Smith.
"This is Victor's mind," Mari found out, "Who are these people and why are they trying to burn him down!?"
We cut over to Victor.
"Guys, you don't have to do this," Victor pleaded, "I'm obviously the original!"
"Who cares," Vito shouted, "We want a share of the real world! I wanna get tougher!"
"Hey! We agreed on the conditions," Victor tried to reason with the others.
"We didn't like them," Chester protested, "You still got all the attention!"
"So we decided the best way to do this is by killing you," Svetlana grimly declared.
"You can't kill me," Victor continued to reason, "I've been here 4 years longer before you came! You kill me, you die too!"
"We don't care," Manitoba said as he lowered the torch to light the stake, "Welcome to hell wanka!"
Mari had seen enough and ran over to Manitoba screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She knocked him over flinging the torch out of the way.
"NO-ONE AND I MEAN NO-ONE MESSES WITH MY BOYFRIEND," Mari yelled while lifting up Manitoba and throwing him at the cage, "Wow, subconscious world can make good powers."
"Hey, what was that crap," Vito said in shock, "You going down, bitch!"
Mari having known about the supernatural influences of the supernatural world shot lasers out of her fingertips to blind Vito and she kicked him into the cage with Manitoba.
"Mon dieu, Mari," Victor cheered upon seeing her, "What a surprise! How did you get here?"
"Through Sheila's magic tricks of course," replied Mari as she freed Victor from the stake by cutting the rope holding him using the laser, "And now for the other two!"
"Oh, no you don't," Svetlana shouted as she ran over to knock Mari down. Victor took this to kick her in the gut.
"My dad always told me to not hit girls," said Victor as he loomed over Svetlana, "But this is my subconscious, not the outside reality. My rules!"
He promptly threw Svetlana in the cage leaving only Chester.
"And there's you old man," Victor intimidatingly said to Chester, "What do you have?"
"Nothing," Chester sighed in defeat as he walked into the cage like a coward.
Mari shut the cage door and Victor summoned the keyblade to lock it up, imprisoning the other 4 figures.
"Yay," Mari cheered, "We did it Vicky! You safe! Come to think of it, who are they?"
Suddenly, they heard Kyle's voice going, "Victor! Get up!"
"When we return to reality, okay," Victor said in response as a light sent them back to the real world.
"Come on! I don't have all day," Kyle pleaded for Victor to wake up when he groaned signalling awakeness along with Mari, "Well, that went okay. What happened to you two?"
"We just had the most epic fight ever," Victor jumped up excitedly when he saw Mari, "Oh, right. Mari, I have to confess right now."
"What is it Vicky," Mari wondered.
"You saw what happened back there," said Victor, "Those other people… from my acts… are actually my alternate personalities. You see I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I had it since I was four."
"What happened back then," Mari began desperately asking, "Why didn't you tell me?"
"It was a dark night," Victor explained, "My mom and dad were out and my big brother Jacques went out for a sleep over. I was left at the hands of a horrible babysitter because, you know, bad economy. Anyway, I had a way with pranking since age 2. I went on to pull off the biggest prank ever! Unfortunately it backfired and set the whole house on fire. I was trapped inside until some old man saved me. It was he, along with my liking for gymnastics, toughness and adventure gave birth to my other personalities.
"I didn't want to tell you before because my MPD meant that my mom had to arrange ballet classes with me to please Svetlana, leading to me being bullied. I was home-schooled for the rest of my life after that. I didn't want you to look down on me like they all did."
Mari was crying all the way and went to hug Victor tightly.
"Oh Vicky," Mari cried, "That must have been horrible! Are you going to be alright?"
"As long as I followed the new rules mom set up for me, I'll be fine," Victor calmly replied.
"That's good to hear," Mari said having calmed down but still sniffling, "Well, I have secrets of my own. I make new outfits every day because I was always jealous with my older sister, Angelina. She was always more popular than me growing up. The fact that my parents are never home and I have a mild case of Asperger's didn't help much. So I turned to the sewing machine and never looked back. You okay with this Vicky?"
"Totes," said Victor as he and Mari proceeded to kiss for one minute.
"Okay, enough with the kisses," Chris ordered, "I want to know why there are bombs… on my… statue?"
As one could see, a whole string of dynamite completely encircled the marble statue. Behind, Li Zhang was laughing maniacally and pushed the button…
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The whole statue had detonated and tonnes of debris flew over the bay. Is anyone even alive?
Why yes. Kyle had used a force field to protect everyone around him from the blast. Except Chris who tried to escape.
"Okay, that was off," Chris said as he broke out of the debris, "I'm gonna find the bastard who rigged the campers to come here and mess up my now shattered statue!"
He stormed back to camp.
Confessional: Man he is pissed.
Victor: Well, that's that off my chest. Now I should be safe.
Mari: Multiple personalities? He had no reason to hold back on telling me! But he did so it's okay. I'm just worried about Bedlam messing around with him? And the rest of us.
Kyle: That was a 2x4 tech force field. Gotta be prepared for these sorts of things.
Once all of the campers had been called back, Li Zhang, feeling refreshed went to talk to Sheila.
"Sheila, that was awesome," Li said still satisfied from the explosion, "I would like to do that again on that village that had wronged me for so long!"
"I don't know what the deal about that," Sheila said, "but did you get anything on Sheila?"
"Oh yes," said Li Zhang, "You about her schizophrenia? Her inner demon took over her body! What does that mean?"
"Okay. That means it is worse than I had imagined," Sheila said in fear, "I'll have to go into her subconscious again."
Meanwhile, at the monitor room, all of the interns were laughing their asses off.
"Well, that should teach Chris not to mess with us," said Horace before turning to Chef, "Your presents have been returned pal."
"Well they've sustained a bit from those kids," Chef responded, "but they still look good. But the phoenix is nowhere to be seen."
Before anyone could bring up the matter on the phoenix, Chris burst in looking all cross.
"What did you think you guy were doing," Chris shouted, "You should be fired for that!"
"Aw sorry," Noland apologised mockingly, "but last I checked; only ze boss can fire us."
"Now I can tell Li Zhang blew up my precious statue," shouted Chris, still angry, "I'll disqualify him for that!"
"Nope, zat's ze boss's business," Noland added.
"I need some proof," Chris called into his head gear phone to call the Nostalgia Critic, "Hey boss, these interns messed with the game!"
"Okay Chris," said the Critic while in the middle of the lake fishing with the AVGN, "What did they do?"
"They hijacked the network to rig the campers into destroying my statue," Chris complained.
"Good," the Critic said sternly, "It looked like $#!% anyway! If that means anyone's getting fired or disqualified, you are sadly mistaken!"
"But boss," Chris complained.
"Don't 'but' me, Chris," the Critic scold Chris on the other end of the line, "Now, we got lost and it would probably take a few more days out here. I trust you to host the competition, not dictate anyone's lives! That's my job! If you so dare to break one more rule, it's YOU who'll be fired! The Nostalgia Critic out."
Chris just stood there shocked at what the Critic said. He was hoping to have support; instead, he was the one who got yelled at.
"Alright you losers," said Chris, "You can stay but only the boss said so. But consider yourself banned from eating anything from the kitchen from now on!"
"You know, I could upload footage of your great sin onto that head phone and send it to the boss," giggled Fred in troll mode, "we can see how he reacts. If you want to hold on to yours that's fine. I'll just use Chef's."
"Okay! Stop," Chris shouted from fear, "You win! Just please, stop messing around with me!"
Chris left for the campfire ceremony. Then Fred said, "Pleasure doing blackmail with ya." He then laughs.
Confessional: Now that is a bad dog!"
Fred: I can't trust Chris one bit. He must be con-'troll'-ed. Hehehe. We should hold him off until the boss comes back now that I'm an honourary intern.
It was late at night, and the campers, interns, Chef, the phoenix and Chris are at the bonfire ceremony. Chris is holding 5 marshmallows for those who don't leave the island.
Sheila was whispering into Jim's ear about her confirmed analysis of Nessie's MPD. Jim nodded to keep the silence.
"Okay, tonight was kinda mixed for me," said Chris, "On one hand, there was a ton of drama and therefore ratings. On the other, I got trolled by these here $&(#ing aliens!"
"Just get on with it," 'Nessie' requested, "We know what's going to happen!"
What she didn't know was that Li Zhang looked at her and made a neck-slice gesture.
"Whether or not my poor statue counted," Chris continued, "Tonight's winner and the one not going home tonight is Nessie. She now has the power to call out who among you guys should go home."
Then Chris whispered, "Pick Sheila."
"Or she can just pick herself," Jim announced, "Not only did she boss others around but blackmailed them! Also, she's not Nessie at all but rather her alternate personality, the sociopathic Bedlam! That is all."
"Ugh you dumb $#!%," Bedlam, no longer pretending, growled at Jim.
"That's what you get for screwing me over," Jim retorted.
"Oh, a power struggle," Chris grinned, "But seriously, Bedlam-who-was-formerly-known-as-Nessie, who do you want out of the game?"
"Oh, whatevs," Bedlam sighed, "I got what I wanted and I know who to get rid of. And that person is…
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"Victor."
At this, Chris handed all of the marshmallows at all the campers but Victor who was distressed to see the Quebecois flag go down.
"Oh, Vicky. I'm so sorry," Mari apologised.
"It's not your fault Mari," said Victor, "I should have trusted my instincts and stayed away from Nessie, I mean Bedlam. But money and wanting to stay with you made me let my guard down. Will you win this game for me?"
"Absolutely Vicky," Mari agreed and they went in for one more kiss.
"That's great and all," said Li Zhang who walked up on them, "but I cannot hold back on my history any longer. Let me whisper it into your ears."
Li Zhang had whispered in an abridged version on his history and why he turned misanthropic. Mari gasped in horror at that and Victor mouthed, "Whoa that was not cool."
"Don't worry Li," said Mari who collected herself, "Just sick with me and Sheila and you'll do fine!"
"Yeah great, now can we ditch Anarchy V at long last," Chris complained, "So Bedlam, love the name brah, who will you take to the bo… uh, my trailer?"
"No-one," said Bedlam, "I need some time alone."
"Not gonna happen," Chris said mockingly, "I'm sleeping there too."
"Well I pray that you'll be sleeping before long," predicted Bedlam.
"We'll see," mused Chris, "Now, who do you think should be sent to Chef's kitchen?"
"Mari," Bedlam replied, "Because without her precious Vicky, she is MINE!"
Mari gulped at the idea and possibility of being abused by Bedlam.
Confessional: Okay, final 5!
Li Zhang: Bedlam, you may have gotten away with this, but now you have been exposed. You are so boned!
Mari: What I saw happen to Nessie was very tragic. I know she's still in her subconscious! If I can save Vicky, I can save her, right?
Phoenix: Oof! That nasty girl was a pain in my butt. She was nothing like Sora! Now don't talk about me! I want to be seen as a surprise!
As Victor boarded the Boat of Losers and it sped off into the night, the campers had gone back to bed. Then Chris began the outro.
"Hot dog! Anarchy V is gone! I have been looking forward to this day! Man was I so stupid for encouraging him to prank me so much! Also, I enjoyed the vagineers' performances as obstacles today. Maybe next season should be called 'Total Drama: Vagineer Island'! Hahaha! But what will happen next? Find out next time on Total Drama Tween Island!"
And that was the 11th episode. Now Victor was a very fun character to write for. He started off as a generic boy with MPD as his selling point. But somewhere down the line, SoulfulGinger17 told me he was too bland so I made him into a prankster, as was hinted at the very start. I wanted to write a more realistic depiction of someone with MPD as someone who fears being bullied just for having it. He'd be dead by now without all the help he got in the form of Malcolm and Kyle. Overall, I'm happy with his arc but this is where he stops. But don't worry, you'll see him again at his bar mitzvah.
Also, the Spyper is yet another Gmod monster. He belongs to Youtube user, minifett. And one more thing, this story is now over 100,000 words long! Awesome! And we have the phoenix, Fred and Horace, both characters returning from Super Tai Galaxy, my older fic.
There were no votes today. Bedlam chose Victor as the loser.
Remaining: Jim, Li Zhang, Mari, Nessie (as Bedlam), Sheila.
Eliminated: Midori, Jonny, Nickolas, Sheila, Abdul, Aurora, Jenny, Malcolm, Lauren, Victor.
Next time: The interns continue to troll and blackmail Chris. The campers must build flying vehicles to fly to Boney Island, if nothing ruins it.