Oh man! I've been so busy with school, finals, art, and working on the collaborated-fic with Hathor I forgot to even bother with this story! SORRY! *bows and slams head on the desk and passes out*

Yami: *blinks and sighs* Stupid girl… Come on Seto; let's get this done for her since she might still be out for a while.

Kaiba: Don't you have a movie to be working on?

Yami: Not when I'm Yami I don't. *smirks and gets popped on the back of the head* Seto! You're a meanie baby!

Kaiba: Just thank the reviewers Yami, it will make things go a lot quicker and I think there's a bottle of scotch with my name on it in the other room...

Yami: Fine! RiYuYami, the twit, thanks all of you for the support and love from last chapter, especially with that embarrassing display that happened at the party. And Seto, you stay out of the liquor! I don't want to sleep in the same bed with the guy who smells like a high class bar!

Kaiba: Alright, on with the fic! And I can drink if I want.

Stars Made of Fake

Chapter Four

"I look… amazing! Yami, you're makeup skills are great, but I guess that is true for all Hollywood gays."

"Aibou, don't push the stereotype bar up more then it should… you can call Marik a Hollywood gay though, he's more flaming then Oscar Wilde!"

Yugi laughed as he turned back to the mirror, looking himself over. Today he was going to the set with his brother and Kaiba as part of the deal they made a week ago. Yugi wore a black wig with some blond highlights through it and dark-blue contacts to hide his violet-eye color.

Yami added a little bit of finish to Yugi's eye makeup before smirking. "And we are finished! You are now Heba Amun, my half-brother who lives on the other side of the country."

"And after being Joey's friend for years, I can imitate his accent perfectly without having to worry about my real voice coming out." Yugi smirked back. Kaiba watched and rolled his eyes as he went back to fixing his blond wig and in a moment he was Scott. Yami changed into Atemu and turned to Heba.

"Alright, now that you are in on this too, you have to be very careful NOT to slip up. I messed up big time last Friday and I almost let the secret slip, can't afford another accident alright?"

"Got it! I'll do everything just liked we practiced!" Heba winked and gave Atemu a thumb's up. With a nod, the old brother turned and walked towards the door with Scott and Heba following behind.

"A brother? You never told me you had a brother?"

"Well Pegasus, you never asked and besides, I hate talking about my personal life. But he's here for a visit since we haven't seen one another since I moved here, oh and to pester me."

"Hey!"

Pegasus raised an eyebrow as he looked at Heba who looked back, though deep down inside of the boy he was uber excited that he was on an actual movie set with famous actors all around, getting ready for their scenes.

"So, can I stay on the set, I'm not gonna do anythin' to bother ya guys, just gonna watch ma big bro act." Heba grinned, the accent worked perfectly.

The white-haired man nodded and Heba gave a yell in glee and ran off, leaving behind a confused Pegasus, a sighing Atemu, and an ignoring Scott. "Umm… let's get to work?" Atemu blinked and walked towards the set.

"Thomas, this is not the way to get popular in school! Picking fights will only lead to expulsion!"

"Well maybe I want that! Maybe I don't want to be popular! Leave me alone Kate!"

Heba, Scott, and Marik watched as Atemu and Vivian did their scene together, since Vivian had to head back to China for a week, family thing, they needed to get this big scene done with so that the crew didn't have to worry about it later. The smallest of the three turned to Marik, looking at him in happiness.

'Okay Yugi, you are on a REAL movie set, watching you brother, who is really Atemu Amun, acting in a new movie with a famous actress and sitting right next to Kaiba is Marik Ishtar, the coolest sitcom actor since… well… ever! I want to get his autograph, but I have to play it cool.'

"Yo, Marik?" Heba spoke quietly, not wanting to disrupt the scene before them. The platinum blond turned to the other with a smile.

"Hey, you're Atemu's kid brother! What do you want cutie?"

Heba blushed lightly. "I was gonna ask if I could get an autograph, to prove to my friends that I met ya, if ya do dat kinda thing."

"Sure! After your brother's finishing being a ham (1) I'll give you an autograph, but I want to see how this ends because Vivian's suppose to kiss him."

A low growl came from Scott, who only tightened his hold on his crossed arms and the two others back away. "What's your problem Scott? Oh, does this have to do with that hicky found on Atemu's neck? I'm sure you know who is lover is and know what will happen if they catch him kissing someone else, right?"

"Yeah, whatever." Scott frowned; he hated Vivian and did NOT want her touching those lips that solely belonged to him. 'I swear to God, I'm going to reclaim those lips if they do kiss. I'm gonna kiss Yami so hard, he'll be dizzy for days!'

On the set, Atemu was dressed up as a boy in a private academy while Vivian was dressed in the girl uniform, his character, Tom, had beaten up Bakura's character and was now leaving the school but Vivian's character Kate stops him and now, they are to kiss… which has Atemu screaming a million curses in his head.

"But Thomas, I don't want you to leave! I love you!" She grabs his arms and pulls him close, planting a nasty wet one on him, making Atemu shivered and tried everything in his very being not to kiss back.

'AHHH!!! She's trying to tongue me! Seto, for the love of Ra! Help me you prick!'

"And cut! Very good you two! We don't need a retake right now!" Pegasus grinned while Marik and Bakura, who was over on the other side of the set, laughed their asses off when Atemu pulled away and ran over to Scott, hiding behind him.

"She's a face hugger! A fucking face hugger!" The young actor cried and Heba was laughing along with the other two actors and Scott rolled his eyes.

"I think we are gonna take a lunch break right now…"

"Bleh… I can still feel that disgusting kiss…" Atemu frowned deeply, before taking a drink from his ice tea.

"Well, if it will get you an award, deal with it." Scott sighed.

"Hey Scott, what's with you? Are you trying to keep all that anger you were feeling when you saw them kiss in check by not yelling but destroying something?" Heba asked, taking bit from a fry.

"What makes you say that?" The blond raised an eyebrow.

"Because you're fingers just punctured that Styrofoam coffee cup and its all over your hand, I'm sure that's very painful too."

Blinking, Scott looked at his hand and saw that he did puncture the cup and hot coffee now poured on his hand. Standing up, he walked off to the bathroom, cussing under his breath and throwing the cup away.

Turning to Atemu, Heba spoke under his breath. "It's weird seeing you like this Nii-san," he spoke in their native language of Japanese, "here we are in a McDonald's and you're eating a salad. You really are a different person when you're Atemu aren't you?"

"Yeah, but I have to keep this up, people at college know me too well as Mouto Yami, but when I'm Atemu Amun, I have to be completely different, even if it means I have to eat differently! Give me that burger!" Atemu reached out but Heba laughed and moved out of the way before stuffing it into his mouth.

"You're evil Aibou! Bakura doesn't even hold a torch to you!" Atemu pouted and a fork of salad was shoved in his mouth by Scott who came back.

"Stop making a scene, do you want people knowing your Japanese?"

"No," Atemu then spoke in another language, "would it best to speak my other native language?"

"Egyptian, nice Nii-san." Heba high fived him and Scott rolled his eyes.

"We need to return to the set, you have a scene to do with Bakura and Marik."

"Damn… can we grab a burger for the road?" Atemu pouted, taking another drink from his ice tea and his lover nodded, walking over to the front counter.

Hey guys! Sorry I won't be able to spend the day with you! Hanging out with Yami and Kaiba today, they promised to show me around the sets that Yami works at so, I'll catch you guys later!

-Yugi

Joey, Tristan and Tea looked at the note on the door left by their friend. Yugi never mentioned anything about this before so it left them confused, and a bit pissed. "What the hell!? Yugi ditched us! And to go to a movie studio, the nerve!" Joey growled and started to storm down the hall.

"Joey, its fine, you can talk to Yugi later." Tea spoke up, following after him with Tristan trailing behind. They, actually Joey, decided that they should pay a visit to the studio that Yami worked at to see what was going on. The only way they could even get in was the join one of those stupid tour bus things.

The lady who was working at the tour guide kept blabbing on about the different shows and movies that were being made, but Joey, unnoticed, jumped off and Tea and Tristan had to do the same to go get him.

"Okay, now where on Earth could Yugi be?" The blond looked around and noticed someone sitting on a crate at the back of one of the lots, drinking a Coke and listening to an mp3 player. He looked closely and gasped.

It was Atemu Amun!

'Holy shit! That coolest actor in the whole world… in just thirty feet away! And he hasn't even noticed me yet… maybe I can ask him for an autograph and rub in Yami's face to prove that I'm his biggest fan.' A smirk-grin came to Joey as he walked over to the actor who still didn't notice him, Joey could hear the loud music of Linkin Park playing so he tapped him on the arm.

Atemu blinked and looked at him before gasping and falling off the crate with a thud. "Oh man! Are you okay?!" Joey ran over and helped him up. "Sorry I scared you, I'm… ya know… a fan and stuff and wow! I'm looking right at Atemu Amun!"

The actor blinked again, the back of his head hurt as he looked at Joey. 'Oh shit… what is he doing here… maybe I can get him to go away. Though I do need to get back on the set in just a minute...' He had stepped out for a short break to allow some of the other actors to perform and now Joey had spotted him.

Fantastic…

"Its okay kid, you just scared me, I'm fine." Atemu spoke, turning his mp3 player off and looking at Joey. "Is there something you want, you're starting to scare me with staring…"

"Can I have your autograph!?"

"Yeah, sure." Atemu took a note care out of his pocket and a pen, he was already use to this, and wrote down his name and handed it to Joey who ran off with a grin on his face, though he didn't notice that Joey looked at the autograph, blinking.

"Isn't Atemu left handed?" The other had written this with his right hand.

TBC

I'm going to finish here and continue in chapter five.

(1) Being a ham is a weird acting term for being the center of attention on stage. Marik is saying that Atemu's acting it making him act like he's the greatest person ever.

Next chapter: Rumors are going around and Yami might have to deal with another person about his secret.

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