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Chapter Five: Ravage a Ravager
Three Months. THREE months. Out in space. No progress on Anna. Nobody contacted Elsa from Terra. It seemed like she was off the map like she was when she was frozen in ice. She now knows what Cap felt. Years asleep as the world went by without you. No waiting up for you to come out of your sleep. She seemed out of place here as well. Technology that she didn't understand at first but now, knows how to use some of it. She can now fly the Milano and use some alien technology. Not everything...yet. She even steals Peter's mask now and again along with his plasma guns...
"I'm Peter Quill..." Elsa tried to imitate Peter while posing in battle stances that he would use to fight aliens with "...I'm also known by another name..." She said the same voice before she spoke in a very manly voice "Who?" She paused and looked at herself in the mirror. "Space-Lord." She answered herself in the Peter intimation. Unknowing to Elsa, Peter walked into her living space. "Who?" Elsa continued in the very manly voice before instantly turning back to the Peter intimation "Space-Lord. The Galaxy's Greatest criminal?" She shrugged before continuing her intimation "Forget it." then posed a bit more with the plasma guns.
"If you're trying to imitate me, it's Star-Lord. Not Space-Lord." Peter corrected Elsa's intimation before he pressed the button on the mask to make it come off, she removed the piece then said in disappointment "You want these back don't you?" "Yes but you're getting better at stealing my stuff. Maybe a bit too good..." Peter answered as Elsa gave the guns and the mask back to him. Howard walked into the room looking nervous. "Quill, we have a bit of a problem...you could say it's a ravaging problem." The trio ran towards the cockpit.
In front of the Milano was the Ravager mothership. "Quill!" Yondu's voice bellowed through the communicator.
"Yondu! My man!" Quill tried to charm Yondu like he was family but he wasn't going for it. "That ice bitch in your cargo has destroyed my ship 5 months ago and I've been hunting her. Give her to me or watch as your ship is blown to smithereens like when you saved the galaxy recently. Howard suddenly jumped on Elsa's back, pulled out a small pocket knife and grabbed her hair. "Quill, Elsa; play along. I'll get us out of this predicament." Howard whispered to the duo before Quill nodded and replied to Yondu in his usual joking tone "Gladly, let us board and we'll give you her. We'll be on our way after that." "No more tricks boy! I'm still pissed over that Orb trick you pulled to give the real one to the Nova Corps." Yondu warned before he shut off his communicator.
"You're gonna sell out?!" Drax and Gamora shouted in a shock tone at the same time. "What a way to go down hill, Quill." Rocket commented with his usual grouchy and cocky tone. "Guys, listen. We're gonna try to trick Yondu and the Ravagers like we did with the Orb. Play along." Peter explained as the sound of metal crunching and scraping on the outside meant that the Ravagers were ready for the trio to board. "Wish us luck." Howard whispered to the other Guardians before the trio were taken aboard Yondu's Mothership.
"Well, Well, Well. As it isn't Quilly boy!?" Yondu joking spoke with his thick western accent. "What do you want with me?" Elsa asked in fear of not knowing what would happen to her. "The Boys and I never got to taste Terran before. We were meant to eat Quill here but sadly, his jackass of a father didn't want us to do that. Now, you're not important and you've pissed me and the boys off..." "I wouldn't do that if I was you." Howard warned as he put his pocket knife away and jumped off Elsa's back.
"Lookie here boys! We have a starter of Duck here too!" Yondu joking mocked Howard before he pulled a two pistols out of his feathers. Peter put on his mask and drew his guns out. "Ready Elsa?" Peter said as Yondu just stood back with his first mate. His followers attacked the trio and Elsa began to freeze some of the followers. Peter began to use his rocket boots to dodge some of the Ravagers then he set his blasters to stun to knock them out. Howard, who was only around 3 foot tall used his pistols to temporary stun some of the Ravagers while pulling out some really bad jokes "Do you feel clucky, well do ya punk?" he taunted in his thick New Yorker accent before Star-Lord and Elsa dragged to back to the Milano.
"Make sure they don't get away!" Yondu shouted as more Ravagers followed the trio. "Shut the doors!" Peter commanded as the trio jumped into the ship just in time with the cockpit to detach itself from the mothership.
Drax and Elsa watched as Ravagers ships started to disembark from Yondu's mothership which itself began to move slowly. "We better get moving quickly. They're coming after us." Drax warned Peter, Rocket and Gamora who were driving the Milano through space. Soon enough, the sound of bullets hitting the ship "Now they're firing at us." Howard sarcastically pointed out before Rocket grouchily and sarcastically said "Wow. We never guessed." "Hold on. We're taking a detour!" Peter warned as Elsa and Howard buckled up. The Milano began to descend into the planet Moarg below.
The planet's water level was at it's highest. An event which would only happen every 400 years. Once a barren wasteland that Peter took the orb from is now full of lovely blue water and the occasional geyser or two. "Fly over the geysers!" Gamora shouted as the gunfire continued. "Rocket, with me!" Drax said as the duo went up to the Milano's cannons and began firing at the Ravagers.
"Give her to me Quill!" Yondu shouted through the communicator before Peter had to stop the Milano. The Ravagers have blocked the Milano from going anywhere in a sphere made out of the Ravagers ships. "We'll blow it up unless you give her to us boy!" Yondu continued to demand for Elsa. Elsa ran up to Peter and whispered into his ear "Let me wear your mask, open the cockpit and let me work my magic" "Ok..." Peter answered awkwardly as he gave her his mask. "Don't do anything stupid Quill!" Yondu warned as everything came to a standstill.
Meanwhile on Yondu's mothership; he was watching all the action from space. "If nothing happens in the next two minutes, command the boys to shoot her down. Quill and I need to be on even ground." Yondu commanded his first mate as he continued to watch the action. The Milano's cockpit opened up with what appeared to be Peter. "Ok Yondu..."Peter's voice began to charm Yondu but he was too pissed for that trick to work. "I'll give you the girl and we'll be on our way..." Peter's voice continued to charm before he moved his arm and shot a long sharp and small line of ice magic from his hand. It was Elsa! Somehow, her impression of Peter was actually spot-on and was very hard to tell if it was the real Peter or not.
The beam of ice hit one of the Ravagers ship which caused the engines to fail. Elsa got back inside the Milano as the damaged ship began to crash into the other ships causing a domino like chain of reactions. "Let's get outta here!" Rocket shouted as the group buckled up to enter space again. "I've had enough of you! I'm gonna come back and hunt you and your...'Guardians' friends once I've got more of my Ravagers. I've warned you boy!" Yondu warned the group with his thick western accent before he shut off his communicator.
"Quill, this was a stupid plan!" Rocket shouted sarcastically before Quill stated "It was actually Elsa's plan!" "Oh. Elsa, only I come up with the plans here..." Rocket began to critically state what was wrong with Elsa's plan before the Milano began to violently shake. "HOLD ON!" Peter shouted as the Milano began to drop. "Why isn't it working?!"Rocket shouted to Peter who answered "I think I know why..." as he pulled a lever on his console which made the Milano blast off into space. "That was a close one..." Drax pointed out as Howard unbuckled his seat-beat, walked away from the group and said in his thick New York accent "After that, I think I need a beer..."
Do you see why I love this chapter? There's only two chapters left to upload and they should be both up by the end of the week. Until then guys, see ya later. :)
