AN: Alright, this is based off of the level Boogie Mansion on Wario Land Shake it. Oh, and just one thing before I start: feel free to send in an idea if you wish. I'll give you full credit for the idea. Anyway, here we go!

Boogie Mansion

"So this is that mansion Luigi was talking about," Wario said, glaring at the mansion's front gate.

Waluigi stood right next to him. "Yeah, I wonder why he sent us to check it out instead of himself?" he said, "I mean, it's not like he's armed with the Poltergust 3000 or anything." Waluigi said sarcastically as he opened the gate to the mansion. "And here we are, without a single ghost trapping device, checking out a haunted mansion for him."

Wario sighed. "Don't be such a whiner, Waluigi. Look, there might be some treasure here too. So it won't be that bad." Wario began to walk along the stone pathway leading to the large double door entrance.

Waluigi quickly followed behind Wario. "Just because there might be treasure, doesn't mean that it'll be a safe trip."

Wario stopped walking and turned around, facing Waluigi. "Don't worry so much, Waluigi, we'll be fine." Wario turned around and saw a weird figure covered in green goop slowly trudging towards them.

"What is that?!" Waluigi shouted, pointing at the creature with a bony index finger.

"Lemme go check it out," Wario said as he advanced towards the strange, ooze covered thing.

"W-wait! Wario!" Waluigi called after him, but Wario ignored his plea and pressed forward.

Now eye to eye with the creature, Wario gave it a quick inspection. He crouched over, looking at it extremely close, watching the green ooze slowly drip downwards and fall to the ground.

"Ugggghhh," the creature moaned, failing to alarm the yellow plumber.

After giving it a few more looks, Wario said, "Looks fine to me. No danger here." Wario smiled and turned around. The creature tried to grab him, but Wario walked forward just in time.

"Wario...uhhh," Waluigi tried to say something, but was too paralyzed with fear.

The creature creeped forward, following Wario with its arms stretched in front.

"Alright, let's head inside. I can just hear the treasure calling my name." Wario whispered his name a few times in a ghastly tone. Wahahaha! See? They're calling me!" Wario dashed off to the front entrance, completely ignoring the creature trying to grab him again. Waluigi could barely hear him say in the distance, "Wait for me darlings! Daddys coming~" Wario sang.

"Wario! Wait for me!" Waluigi sighed and scurried past the creature over to the front entrance behind Wario. They entered inside the mansion; the door creaked open as they slid inside. Cobwebs were crowded in every corner, and several intricate designs were displayed on the walls. Statues of gargoyles and skeletons were closely positioned near the walls. Wario quickly realized that these creatures were everywhere. They flooded the foyer, walking about in random directions.

"Okay, let's go home," Waluigi said, turning around.

"Not so fast." Wario grabbed Waluigi by the back of his overalls and pulled him back next to him. "What is with you? You're acting like a conplete scaredy cat."

"Wario! Don't you get it!" Waluigi screamed. "These creatures are zombies that'll eat our brains for breakfast!"

"Bwahaha! So? A few zombies can't stop the great Wario!"

"Yes they can, and they will if we don't get out of here!"

Wario sighed. "You're a pain...okay, listen," he said, "whatever amount of treasure we collect, you'll get," he gulped, "1 percent."

Waluigi's head exploded. "1 percent?! Are you kidding me?!" he shouted. "That's nothing!"

"Okay, fine," Wario replied, "2 percent."

"That sounds fair to me."

"Alright! Let's kick some zombie butt! Wario style!" he yelled. "Here, pull my finger."

"No! I know that trick!"

"Come on! It might work!" Wario held out his index finger.

"Fine..." Waluigi reached out and pulled his finger. A loud fart noise blasted through the air, along with a billow of green smoke. The two plumbers watched the zombies reactions, but they were disappointed when absolutely nothing happened.

"Awww," Wario whined.

"Don't be sad, Wario," Waluigi said, putting an arm on Wario's shoulder, "there are plenty more zombies up ahead for us to smash."

"Waha! The great Wario has another chance!" he said, jumping into the air and spreading his arms and legs out.

Once Wario landed back onto the floor, Waluigi said, "Yay, more zombies..." he groaned, not enjoying this haunted mansion adventure one bit.

Wario charged into the fray, punching, grabbing, throwing, and not to mention farting on every zombie he could find. Waluigi just stood at the entrance, patiently waiting for Wario to finish. One zombie was extremely unlucky; he had to smell Wario's fart head on, meaning Wario literally sat on the creature's face and blew a big one.

"The poor thing..." Waluigi muttered as Wario farted on the zombie.

With all the zombies cleared out, Waluigi ran over to Wario. "Nice going, now let's keep going so I can go home faster."

"Alright, alright," Wario said, "keep your two gold coins in check for a second, okay?"

Waluigi grumbled. "Fine," he replied.

"Okay, now we can go." Wario entered through a door at the end of the foyer, it appeared to be a rather large room with more zombies roaming about. There was one thing that looked out of place though.

"A giant...nose?" Waluigi couldn't comprehend the giant object in front of him. A giant nose with a booger dripping out of one of the nostrils. It floated in the room, bobbing up and down. As the booger drooped lower to the ground, they watched as it transformed into a zombie.

"Ugh, hang on a minute," Waluigi said. "You mean that these zombies are-"

"Boogie zombies!" Wario shouted outloud.

"Yeah, those..."

"And you mean I touched-"

"Yes, Wario," Waluigi replied, "you touched boogers."

"Yuck! Are you serious? That's it! That giant nose is gonna pay!" Wario raised his fists, ready to fight.

"Have fun," Waluigi said.

"Wait, you're not fighting with me?" Wario asked.

"Nope. Now, like I said, have fun~" Waluigi waved to Wario, gesturing for him to fight the giant freak of nature before them.

"Alright, this nose doesn't stand a chance against me!" Wario charged at the nose. It hovered in the air, bobbing up and down, doing absolutely nothing else. Wario jumped and dashed into the giant nose, causing boogie zombies to fly out of it's nostrils like crazy.

"Ahhh! Waluigi! Help me!" Wario immediately ran away; hundreds of boogie zombies chased after him, slowly, but the numbers at which they were following him with were still intimidating.

Waluigi examined his fingers and ignored Wario entirely.

"Waluigi! Come on!"

Waluigi didn't move a muscle.

Boogie zombies chased Wario from left to right around the room, Wario's cries echoed off the walls and hopefully into Waluigi's ears.

Hang on, let's check if Waluigi heard Wario. Hmmm, let's see, we got ear wax. Oh, look, here's some more ear wax. Hang on, I'm digging a little deeper. Hey! I found something! Oh wait, that's just more ear wax...anyway, it's safe to assume Waluigi can't hear Wario at all. Or, he at least is choosing not too while Wario is running around like a maniac.

"Waluigi! Help me~" Wario cried, still running away from the horde.

"Ugh! Fine!" Waluigi walked in front of the horde. "Stop! I command you!"

The horde screeched to a halt.

"Okay, now...destroy the giant nose!"

The boogie zombies jumped into the air, latching onto the nose and slowly bringing it down to the ground. They gradually whacked the nose until it exploded into hundreds of coins.

"Good job!" Waluigi said. He began to pick up all the coins and soon had them all deep into his pockets. Wario was able to collect some as well, but not as much.

"Hey! You got more than me! Fork some coins over now!" Wario yelled, holding his hand out.

"Nope, think of this as payment for me saving your butt on that last adventure with Captain Hammerfang."

"Oh yeah...I forgot about that," Wario said. "Still, give me my money!"

"Nope."

"Oh come on!"

"Actually, I have a better idea," Waluigi said as a light bulb magically appeared over his head.

"Oh, boogie zombies!~ I have a job for you~" he sang. The horde lined up in front of him, ready to be used at his disposal.

"Get Wario, and bring me all of his treasure."

"Wha-? Wait a minute, Waluigi!" Wario began to back away. The horde stared at him with evil eyes. "You have your money! Is that not enough?"

"Nope." Waluigi said as the horde chased Wario down again.

AN: The end! XD Okay, to be honest, it was difficult thinking of the cheesiest humor I could think of. When I wrote those last ones, I was so childish, so thinking of that humor was easy. Now that I'm older, the humor sounds pathetic, but it didn't sound pathetic when I was younger, you know? Anyway, I'll try to replicate their personalities as best as I can, but no guarantees. Like I said, my writing style changed to more of a professional look. Hopefully, some of you found this amusing, actually, I'm PRAYING that any of you found this to be funny at all XD. I felt like I tried too hard. Oh well, tell me if it looks like I tried too hard in the review section, or just shoot me a PM. Ok bye :)