Hi there... Soooo... What's up?... *cricket* Ok Fine! I know I'm a horrible updater! So while we are on this topic here is an update schedule, Once a week or twice if you're lucky. If you need something to read I have a huge list of favourites sooo... read those.

Disclaimer: Nothing is mine, nada.

Also yes the little girl was Bianca's reincarnation and a HUGE thanks to EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! I'll tell you my reaction to the reviews at the bottom! Read on!

"Why me!" groaned Leo for the seventeenth time in a row.

"Stop whining Leo just stand there and… and look around for something Calypso might like," said Piper

"Why can't I just wait in the truck!?"

"Because we don't trust you and you could simply hotwire the truck and leave us here," explained Annabeth. She is way too smart for her own good! thought Leo "Anyway where's Hazel?" asked Annabeth

"She went to the washroom saying something about washing out cracker crumbs and too much water," replied Piper "So me and Annabeth-"

"Annabeth and I," corrected Annabeth

"Okay Annabeth and I will go into Forever 21 while you wait for Hazel!"

"Fine," answered Leo. He looked around and decided to head over to the ladies washroom to wait for Hazel when suddenly something slimy touched his leg and when he screamed he promptly swallowed a fly, after gagging a bit he spit out the fly behind him to see what had touched his leg (and to not get fly guts on Jason's jeans). Behind him a teenage girl in a cheerleading outfit, with a name tag that read something like Hamim but eventually read Tammi, crossed her eyes looking at a saliva covered fly on her nose while a drooling toddler waddled away to an old couple (The drooling toddler licked his leg).

"I… am, like, going… to, like, kill… YOU!" screamed the the cheerleader slowly wiping the twitching fly off.

"You know I have to go meet an architect so uhhh… SEE YAH!" yelled Leo running off to find Annabeth and Piper "Annabeth! Help!" The girl had taken off her heels and started throwing them at him, they had needles at the pointy part!

"I'll get you demigod fly-spitter!" screamed the enraged girl

Wham! Something pointy hit Leo on the back of his head Uh oh! Why is everything getting fuzzy?! Why does that girl have glowing red eyes? Why did I run into an abandoned room with no witnesses instead of running to Annabeth? How did she know I was a demigod? Is that a vampire? Oh, right, monster…

These were Leo's last thoughts before he lost consciousness.

Meanwhile in the ladies washroom Hazel is having her own problems…

"Oh schist! There's no toilet paper in this stall!"

Cliffie, will Hazel find toilet paper or will she not?! That is thy cliffie! Oh and the Leo one too, I guess. ;)

Anyway who can guess the monster? Hint: The Battle of the Labyrinth (no it's not Kelli) Also story time! I was drinking hot chocolate when I went on my laptop and I look and it was 7 REVIEWS! I abruptly smiled and began choking and giggling hysterically on really warm hot chocolate so my sister gave me the weirdest look ever. Anyway shout out to who guesses this monster first!