batshit sat in da cleering wit da uther cat things, his mujestik furr flowed in teh wind.
2day wuz hiz birfday and he wuz goin to have a wikked swaggy purty for his self.
sudenly, the leadur from weebooclan, kawaiishit, cum up to him. "batshit i cam to tell u tht u are da luv of my life xoxo will u b my waifu"
batshit sad no
-canadaflutterthing