Wally, Dick, Artemis and Babs walked in a Gotham mall.
Wally: "So what do you wanna do first?"
They looked at each other for a second.
The four of them: "LASER TAG".
They walked there together and got the tickets, they entered and started playing.
Dick: "Alright, I say we split into two teams, Babs and I will go for the blue team's home, and you two go to the red team's home and remember don't shoot the one's wearing green".
They nodded and split up as they were told and started playing.
While They Are Playing…
Wally: "Artemis, can I tell you something?"
Artemis: "Sure".
Wally: "Well… it's… how should I put this?"
Artemis: "Spite it out already, Baywatch".
Wally: "I think I want to quit the hero gig".
Artemis: "What?"
Wally: "Well it's… it's too dangerous and we are getting older and it's not like we are going to do this for ever, and I want from you to come with me".
Artemis: "Uuuuuhhhh…"
Wally: "Artemis, it would mean a lot to me if you came, that you will be safe and I won't have to worry if you got hurt, please Artemis, do this for me".
Artemis thought about it, she loved the hero gig but she loved Wally more.
Artemis: "You said to come with you, where would we go?"
Wally: "I already have a place in mind, Palo Alto, I bought an apartment there and we will go to Stanford University… together, what do you say?"
Artemis: "I say… I would love to".
She kissed him on the lips then.
Artemis: "How are you planning on telling him?"
Wally (Sighing): "I don't know".
Dick: "So… who is eviler Scarecrow or Two Face?"
Babs: "Scarecrow, his fear toxin gives him the advantage, Penguin or Riddler?"
Dick: "Penguin, he has the evil mind while Riddler is just Riddler, Alright, Catwoman or Harley by herself?"
Babs: "Catwoman, Harley couldn't hurt a fly without Joker telling her to".
Dick: "So who is the Big-Bad villain of all time?"
They looked at each other for a second.
Both: "Joker".
Babs: "How long will it take?"
Dick: "How long will what take?"
Babs: "Until someone new shows up to the hero gig?"
Dick: "Well I heard there will be three more recruits".
Babs: "And they are…"
Dick: "One of them is Connor and Megan classmate called Karen, Aquaman has a new protégé and Megan's little adoptive brother".
Babs: "Wow the Team members are increasing; soon we will be bigger than the League itself".
The guy who works at the Laser Tag place came in with the scores and said: "And the winners are… this is strange we have two first place winners… Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon".
Wally: "No fair, you two were trained by The Batman. That gives you an advantage".
Artemis: "Stop being such a sore loser".
The guy: "And in second place there is Artemis Crock".
Wally: "You are TRAINED to use a bow and arrow".
Dick, Artemis and Babs: "STOP IT".
Wally: "Whatever".
Babs: "Alright, what do you wanna do now?"
Wally's stomach growled.
Wally: "I say we go eat".
Dick: "Agreed, I'm starving".
Babs: "Mcdonalds?"
Artemis: "Sure".
Wally: "Anything would be great now".
They ordered and sat down.
Dick: "If you were trapped and stuck in a box, what would you do?"
Babs: "I'll use the laser in my utility belt to get free".
Artemis: "I'll use a special arrow I keep in my suit that can cut throw anything".
Wally: "I'll think of a funny joke to say about how should I 'Think Outside The Box' ".
They laughed together.
Then the food was ready.
They were walking to the zeta-tubes in the Bat-cave.
Dick: "Then the man said: 'That's no kindergartener, that's my wife' ".
Then all of them laughed. (A/N: I got this from Recess epidode Teachers Lounge).
Wally (Laughing): "That's my wife... priceless".
Artemis: "So if all the Leaguers fought against each other, super powers and weapons allowed, who would win?"
They looked at each other for a minute then said: "Batman".
Alfred walked in then.
Alfred: "Indeed he will".
Wally: "Dick there is something we need to tell you".
Dick: "What is it?"
Wally: "Well I talked to Artemis about it and we... well we... we're quiting the hero gig and moving to Palo Alto, and will go to Stanford University there".
Silence.
Dick: "What?"
Wally: "Relax, we will still see each other, there is Zeta-Tubes and we are best friends we will still hang out... It's just... I'm older now and I think I'm over playing dress-up".
Batman then came in.
Batman: "Dick, Barbara there is something I need to talk to you about".
Babs: "What is it Bruce?"
Then a kid came from behind him.
Batman: "This is Tim, the new family member".
Artemis: "Wow, this is awkward, maybe we should..."
Wally: "Yeah, we have to tell your parents the news".
Recognized Kid Flash B03, Artemis B07.
Dick then stormed out of the cave.
Babs: "Fantastic timing Bruce".
Babs looked then at the young shy kid and smiled.
Babs: "Hi, I'm Barbara but call me Barb... or Babs if you want".
Tim: "Hey, I'm Tim".
Babs: "Well Tim I would love to stay and chat and get to know you better but I got a certain birdie to catch, maybe later we could catch a movie".
Tim: "As long as it's NOT a romance".
Babs Laughed.
Babs: "HAHAHAHAHA, you're funny but I only watch horror films so let's just hope you don't pee in your pants".
She smiled evilly at him and he just smirked.
Tim: "I'm not scared of anything".
Babs: "I like you kid, but I got to go".
She got up and went to search for Dick.
After a long search she finally found him on the rooftop of some old building, she walked in slowly and silently behind him.
Dick: "I hear your footstepd Babs, you don't have to sneak up on me".
Babs then sighed and came closer.
Babs: "You okay?"
Dick: "I don't know, one of my best friends is leaving, someone new came to our Bat-family to remind me of what hapened to Jay..."
Babs: "Dick, Wally and Artemis are not leaving for good, you'll see, he will put on the mask again maybe not as he used to but... you know what I mean".
Dick: "Yeah".
Babs: "And we have Zeta-Tubes... you'll zeta there and go on Boy's Night Out with him while I hang out with Artemis".
Dick chuckled.
Babs: "And Tim is pretty cool, give him a chance, you'll love him... just like Jay".
Dick: "Maybe you're right".
Babs: "Of course I'm right".
She gave him a kiss.
Dick: "By the way you should work on your stealth skills, I heard you coming half way acrossed the roof".
He smirked at Babs.