Hey Guys! I am so glad so many people like the story! I have had so many readers and am so happy! I am SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! That it took me so long to write this chapter… I just got done from a week of performing and really need my sleep! I hope you enjoy this chapter even though it is a little edgier. REVIEW!! REVIEW!! REVIEW!!

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"MR. BLACK WHY ARE YOU ONLY WEARING YOUR UNDERWARE?" Professor McGonagall yelled as she saw the four boys walk toward the castle, fan girls in their wake.

"Minny, I have a very good explanation to that question." Sirius said looking at the red faced professor.

"SPIT IT OUT BLACK OR DETENTION." McGonagall said her tone deadly.

"Well you see Ms. Bellsum wanted to see what a Greek god looked like and who am I to deny someone of that?" Sirius said keeping his face straight though his friends we laughing so hard they were crying.

McGonagall looked over at the four girls who were about to enter the castle before looking at Sirius. "Whatever the reason Black, it's a disruption to the school."

"I like to think of it as a gain to society." Sirius said before winking at a group of girls wearing I love Sirius Black T-shirts.

"Mr. Black if you can't control yourself than I will personally help you to do so. Is that understood?" McGonagall said before shooing off the group of drooling girls.

"Minny, I think it's the women who can't control themselves." Sirius said before turning and headed for the castle. "By the way you look most ravishing this year." Sirius said with a heart stopping smile before walking into the entrance of the castle.

"Remus is it all ready?" Sirius asked before walking into the Great Hall.

"Of course, it will show up after Dumbledore's speech. And will end after…" Remus started before getting cut off.

"What in the hell are you people planning?" Lisi said walking up behind the foursome and nudging her way into the group.

"Just a little welcoming present to our newcomers." James said flashing Lisi a brilliant smile.

"Does it have to do with the Slytherins?" She asked looking suspicious.

"That's confidential." Sirius and James said in unison.

"But I am a marauder now and you have to tell me." Lisi said putting her hands on her hips.

"We don't have to tell you anything because you will not be official marauders until the end of the week." James said matter-of-factly.

"What are you talking about? You called us marauders." Lisi said now facing all four boys with her mouth pouting.

"Well first of all my love you will never be real marauders, just the marauders right hand women. Second, you will have to be inducted before you can be called even that." Sirius said standing in front of Lisi with his arms crossed.

"Black me and my girls will be pranking no one. And if any of these inductions include any of us taking clothes off than I am cutting it off." Kat said walking up behind Lisi with Lily and Paige behind her.

"You can't just cut off being a female marauder… it sticks for life." Sirius said grinning in Kat's face.

"Why Mr. Black I wasn't talking about being female marauders, I was talking about that sad excuse for a baby maker between your legs." Kat said smirking evilly in Sirius face.

Sirius put his hand in front of his pants and said "You wouldn't."

"Watch me." Kat said looking straight up into his silver eyes.

"Time to enter the Great Hall, everyone in." Professor Flitwick said nudging the students' legs.

"Show time boys." James said before walking in the Great Hall with his four friends with the girls trailing behind them.

Kat looked around at the students who were already sitting in the great hall. She was ready to see the girls looking like they would pounce on their two favorite boys and the guys jealous of them; instead she saw something that never happened before. People were very quiet and watching her… and whispering. Before she could start to freak out she felt a tug on her left sleeve and saw Lily pointing to where the marauders usually sat where there were four other pieces of paper. As Kat and the girls got closer to the table they could see all four of their names on a piece of paper with Marauder girl under it. She would kill Sirius Black she would kill him in the most horrible way possible because underneath her name and Marauder girl there in big bold letters said "Property of Sirius Black". OH… MY… GOD.

"I swear to god I'll kill him with my bare hands and enjoy it." Kat said through clenched teeth as she sat down next to Sirius and Lily.

"Welcome and congratulations to a new year at Hogwarts!" Professor Dumbledore said starting his speech and smiling at the marauders and their… girls. "I hope this year brings you all new adventures and bonds to have as we live through another school year. The rules this year have been tightened as times are becoming unexpected and scarce. I ask you please still never dare to enter the forbidden forest and stay away from restricted areas, they are restricted for a reason. Although times have become tougher and more dangerous for us I will leave you with my parting words: The bonds you make today will be the crutch you need tomorrow. Let the sorting begin."

Sirius and James nodded to each other before watching the scared looking first years enter behind McGonagall who gave a warning glance to the marauders. She put the hat and bench in the front of the hall before watching the first years shocked expressions as they listened to the hat sing.

"Alken, Hester." McGonagall called from the long scroll in her hand before watching the child step up to the bench and put the hat on her tiny head. Before the Great Hall had time to catch their breath four banners popped up from the ceiling and rolled in front of each house. On the top of each banner appeared the name of one of the four houses with the Gryffindor colors lining all of them.

"Gryffindor." The hat proclaimed and red and gold fireworks shot out the middle of each table including the professors' table which made a couple of professors scream. The Gryffindor banner shook before the number one appeared in the middle of it and everyone turned to look at the marauders who had smug grins on their faces.

The feast had started after the sorting and McGonagall giving the four boys detentions for their actions.

Kat watched the boys pile their plates with food before finally talking "Black what are you thinking?"

"That these mashed potatoes need more gravy." He said as he spooned more potatoes into his mouth.

"Not that idiot. Why in the hell did you call me property?" Kat said through gritted teeth.

"When you agreed to be a marauder you agreed the only blokes who you would be with would be the marauders." Sirius said trying to get a rile out of Kat.

"I never agreed to that." Kat snarled after swallowing a bite of her chicken leg.

"It comes with the package and speaking of packages, I think yours is begging for some attention." Sirius winked at her before shoving spoonfuls of food in his mouth.

"I swear if you touch me once I will..." Kat started only to be interrupted by Sirius.

"If I touched you baby you would be screaming my name." Sirius said raising his eyebrows at her seductively.

"THAT IS IT!" Kat screamed before pouring a jug of pumpkin juice over Sirius' head, soaking him.

"You want to play, Bellsum?" Sirius asked before taking a handful of mashed potatoes and smearing them onto Kat's chest.

"Yes Black let's play." Kat said before throwing a chicken leg at his head.

"You really should work on your aim." Sirius said opening Kat's shirt and throwing her plate in it.

"You should work on your manners." Kat screamed grabbing the students' attention as she heaved rolls at Sirius' head.

James and Lily looked on in horror as McGonagall walked up to the pair red faced and screaming. "MR. BLACK, MS. BELLSUM I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH RUDE AND DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR IN AL MY DAYS TEACHING! YOU HAVE SET A HORRIBLE EXAMPLE TO OUR NEW STUDENTS, NOT TO MENTION OUR NEW PROFFESOR. DETENTION FOR THE BOTH OF YOU! GO CLEAN YOURSELVES UP AND REPORT TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATLEY!"

Sirius and Kat looked at each other with horrified expressions as they got up from the table, the whole school watching their every move. Once they were both outside, the chatter of the students returned in hushed whispers of Sirius Black and his new girl causing chaos in the school.

"My first day back and you get me detention." Kat sighed as they walked up to Gryffindor Tower in her food splattered clothes.

"You started it." Sirius said smiling down at the tiny brunette.

"Yeah, well, McGonagall finished it didn't she?" Kat asked in a light tone.

"You look pitiful, you know that?" Sirius said picking up a ringlet of hair that was covered in gravy.

"I look pitiful? You look like something Tampa threw up on the train." Kat said indignantly. They walked in silence until they ran into the first staircase where Sirius' curiosity got the best of him.

"Do you really hate me?" he asked looking forward instead of at her.

Kat had to think about what he had just asked her. Did she hate him? And if she did, did she have a reason to? She thought she should at least give him a true answer. "Dislike to the point that I want to hurt you and make me cry, yes. Hate you… I don't really think so anymore."

"Wow wasn't expecting that answer." Sirius said smiling a little.

"I think, and don't you dare tell Lily, that you and your horrible best friends are starting to grow on me." Kat said looking up at him.

"Did I hit you in the head when I threw those peas at you?" Sirius asked with a surprised expression on his face.

Kat laughed at this comment as Sirius climbed the stairwell beside her making her more aware of his presence.

"How did you manage to throw rolls that fast anyway?" Sirius said taking Kat out of her daze.

"I can do wandless magic when I really want to, but I try not to overuse it." Kat said stepping onto the floor in front of the portrait to Gryffindor tower.

"Oh crap." Sirius said his eyes getting big as he stepped up to the portrait.

"What?" Kat asked confused by his sudden outburst.

"McGonagall didn't give us the password." He said sliding onto the floor to sit against the side of the wall.

"Let's go get it then." Kat said walking toward the staircases.

"That is not a good idea unless you want more detention from our lovely head of house. " Sirius said leaning his head against the wall and closing his eyes.

"So what are we supposed to do?" Kat huffed out as she slid beside Sirius.

"Wait, all we can do is wait." Sirius said as he heard Kat's breathing slow into a rhythm. He knew she had fallen asleep and with little effort he did also.

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"James the password is gillie weed. Can you go open the portrait for the first group of first years?" Lily said ushering some chatty first years into a line.

"Anything for you Evans." James said as he slid next to her for the Gryffindor common room.

James walked the staircases until he heard frantic footsteps behind them. "You know Evans if you didn't want me to leave you could have asked. I know I'm irresistible but running after me?"

"James Potter I swear if you don't shut up then I will shut you up. And you don't want me to shut you up." Lily said as she kept up with his easy pace.

"Will you go to Hogsmead with me?" James asked looking straight ahead.

"No." Lily said simply, wondering why he even asked.

James laughed a little before smiling and becoming unusually quiet.

"Why are you smiling?" Lily asked confused.

"Because you didn't call me a name." James said his smile getting bigger with every word.

"That doesn't mean I wasn't thinking it." Lily said walking, her face calm.

"You still didn't say it and that has to count for something." James said as they neared the staircase to the common room.

A long silence passed between them as they climbed the stairs to their common room. They were both in a bit of shock from the day's activities and were worried about their friends. James was getting bored with the silence so he decided to break it "If you could wish for one thing what would it be?"

"For… oh my god." Lily said stopping dead in her tracts, her mouth hanging open and her eyes wide. "Kat, Sirius wake the hell up."

Kat was sprawled out over Sirius with her head on his chest, while Sirius had an arm wrapped around her side and was snoring loudly. "If we don't get them up soon McGonagall is going to be pissed, not to mention the first years are coming." James said looking from Lily to Sirius and Kat.

"Why don't we just wake them up?" Lily asked, her eyebrows scrunching up.

"Because you don't just wake up Sirius." James said "McGonagall!"

"What?" Lily asked perplexed by his sudden outburst.

"McGonagall is coming turn around!" he said looking over her shoulder.

"Potter you better come up with a fricken plan before I…" Lily started.

"Distract her!" he said through gritted teeth.

"How?" Lily asked perplexed.

"Talk about tampons or something. I don't know." He said pushing her toward McGonagall.

Lily walked towards the staircase with thoughts running through her mind. She had no clue how to lie to McGonagall of all people and had no time to plan. "Professor, how are you doing this evening?"

"Ms. Evans have you seen Mr. Black and Ms. Bellsum? I've been waiting and they have yet to show up." McGonagall said with a scowl on her face.

"Why no professor, but if I find them I will give them the message." Lily said trying to shoo the professor away.

"Well I think I want to make sure their not in that common room. I know Sirius Black and he… Mr. Potter what are you doing here?" McGonagall asked?

"I was walking with Lily to see if anything needed some fixing before the first years come. I was just in the common room." James said looking innocent. Lily couldn't believe he could actually lie like this.

"And were Mr. Black and Ms. Bellsum there?" McGonagall asked with he eyebrows raised.

"If I am correct they are trying to scrub the food from themselves. Sirius said that the pumpkin juice wouldn't rinse out of his hair." James said yawning. The boy could lie.

"Tell them when they are done to come to my office immediately is that clear?" McGonagall asked with a disconcerting look on her face.

"Will do." James said before watching the professor walk down to her office.

"Come on we have to hurry before she comes again." James said pulling Lily back to the portraight.

"What? You didn't wake them?" Lily asked ready to hit James.

"No I hid them." James said walking a bit faster than Lily.

"How in the hell did you cover them up?" Lily said confused at James' eager attitude. "And why are you so excited to show me?"

"Because I need to show you something." He said before reaching down and grabbing where Sirius and Kat were. Lily stared wide eyed as James tore the liquid looking fabric from two sleeping forms.

"You own a… invisibility cloak?" Lily asked her mouth hanging open.

"Yes… are you okay?" James asked pulling her to his side.

"How? James, do you know how rare these are? Is this how you get away with it all?" She asked holding on to James for support.

"Yes my Lily it's how I rarely get caught." James said enjoying the feeling of her holding onto him. They stood there staring at each other for a while both holding on to the cloak.

Sirius chose to wake up at that moment and looked up at the pair with a grin. "So what did I miss?"

"Nothing, absolutely nothing." James said before watching Lily turn away from him. "You better get cleaned up and get to her office though, she looked pissed."

"She's the one who forgot to give me the password." Sirius yawned and stood up. "What about Bellsum?"

"I will take care of her." Lily said simply now standing farther from James.

Sirius looked at the pair with his eyebrows raised before walking through the portrait hole to the showers.

"You better get going with Kt the first years will be here any minute." James said looking down at the floor. Before he could do anything else a string of water came out of Lily's wand and onto Kat.

"Bloody hell, what do you want?" Kat mumbled shaking the water off of herself.

"Kat, James and I hid you but McGonagall is waiting. You better hit the showers and get to her office. Now." Lily said shaking her best friend.

"Oh crap! I am so sorry you guys… where is Sirius? Did that asshole leave me here to get caught?" Kat fumed as she stood up with Lily's help.

"No he didn't leave you. I chased him off before you left so you wouldn't bite his head off." James said laughing and giving Kat a hug.

Kat gave Lily a hug also for her help before disappearing up to her dorm. "Tell Lisi and Paige not to worry, I'm fine."

"I will." Lily said softly watching her best friend walk out of her vision. She stood there with James listening to the volume of the chatter rise as the first years got closer.

"Lily" she heard her name being called softly by the person next to her.

"Hmm?" she asked looking up into his hazel eyes."

"What was your answer to my question?" James asked boring holes into Lily's eyes with his own.

"I changed my mind." Lily said putting one foot through the passage.

"What's that answer?" he asked as he watched Lily climb into the common room.

"That, James Potter, is something you're going to have to figure out for yourself." Lily said as she walked across the common room to her dorm, leaving a pleasantly surprised James in the doorway.