Sorry I've not updated, I forgot my password and then got drowned in work, which is totally cool.
-M&R-
After spending the night watching films, drinking wine and eating sugary snacks, Minako and Rei felt rough the next day. They had to be up early to start another buffet at the local film studio for one of the shows.
"Ugh, why did we agree to do this?" Rei asked, downing painkillers to get rid of the slight hangover.
Minako laughed, "because we're broke and they're paying us an arm and a leg to get our food."
"Okay, I understand you went on holiday to England, but stop using their sayings." Rei complained, chopping up some lettuce.
Minako began to butter bread, "oh shush ya mush!"
"You see, that means nothing to me! I'm gunna go turn some music on." Rei left the kitchen and began to sort out Minako's CD collection.
*Ring* "REI! Your phone is ringing!" Minako shouted towards her raven haired friend, "what on earth is that ring tone? Is that Hannah Montana...?"
Rei blushed red when she walked into the kitchen, Best Of Both Worlds blasting away, "I like the song, forgive me if I wanted it to be my ring tone!" She looked down at her caller ID, "oh, fuck off, Shinji. Leave me alone!" She said before answering, "hello?"
Minako rolled her eyes and kept making sandwiches.
"REI! Finally you answer, I've been calling you for hours, I have some important news!" Shinji's happy voice filled Rei's ears.
"You've finally realised how much of a ass you are and you've come to apologise and possibly give me money...?" Rei said, sarcastically.
Shinji laughed, "no, how would you like to move to Germany with me?"
Rei just stared off in to space in shock, Germany? What? "What are you on about, Shinji?"
"The club have accepted a fee for me from Schalke 04 in Germany! Isn't that great! Imagine me and you in Germany, it'll be amazing."
"I... I..."
"Speechless, are you? Just say yes! We can leave Tokyo, and start a new life, we could get married and have kids, we-"
"No, no, we're over, you've cheated on me for the last time and I will not move to another country with you."
Shinji sighed, "wait, please, please think this through, I love you, no one else, just you. Those girls mean nothing to me."
Rei wiped her face with her hand, "I'll think about it."
"That's all I ask, please consider it!" Shinji replied before Rei ended the call. She walked back into the kitchen.
"What did he want?" Minako tried to hide the hate from her voice and Rei didn't seem to notice.
"He wants me to move to Germany. He got offered a contract with a big German club and he wants me to go with." Rei started to cook the sausage rolls.
"Are you considering it?" Minako asked after she ceased everything she was doing.
"Maybe, I don't know. Maybe it'll be different. Maybe he'll finally stop cheating on me." Rei looked over to Minako who started to laugh.
"Yeah, because Germany don't have attractive women at all!"
"Are you trying to say I'm not attractive?" Rei crossed her arms.
"No, you're the most gorgeous person I know, inside and out, but Shinji..." Minako didn't want to say anything more, she wanted to let Rei add it all up. "The only way he'll stop sleeping around is if you take him to one of those sex rehab places!"
Rei smiled and bit her lip, "could you imagine? 'Hello, my name is Shinji and I am a sex addict.'"
Minako laughed and continued preparing the buffet, "on a serious note, you deserve someone who worships you, who drops everything to be with you, someone who respects you."
"So I need to find a male version of you...?" Rei laughed, "I think I left some platters for the food in my car, one second, I'll go and get them." She said before grabbing her keys out of her coat and going down stairs.
Minako sighed, "this isn't going to end well."
-M&R-
"Okay, so that was hell." Shinji complained as they left their first sex rehab meeting, "I'm a football star, I can't be seen going to a sex read clinic, it's embarrassing."
Rei rolled her eyes, "you promised you'd do this. For us. This is the only way you'll get me back."
Shinji reached for Rei's hand as they left the car and entered Shinji's house. "Three months," he continued to complain, "three months of no sex and no sexual activities, not even a cheeky wank."
Rei took her hand back, "there's no sex for me either, there's no sexual activities for me either. It's not just three months of nothing for you, we're in this together, I'd much prefer having lovely sex with my faithful partner instead of not having sex because my boyfriend can't keep it in his pants!"
Shinji hugged Rei from the behind, "I'm sorry, I should just be grateful that you're talking to me, let alone still be in a relationship with me."
Rei turned around and hugged back, "what was it the instructor said? You need to tell me who and how many?"
Shinji let Rei go and sat down, "sit, please."
"Oh no."
"You remember Usagi's birthday? When I was late?"
"Yeah."
"I was with my exgirlfriend, Eriko, and then when I went home early I went with your friend, Kumi."
"Really? That bitch told me she hates you."
"She does, it's because I never broke up with you for her. Remember when the girls team were in the cup final and you didn't come to the after party?"
"You didn't...?"
"Only the captain."
"'Only'." Rei laughed.
-2 Hours Later-
"Remember when we went to Minako's birthday party last year...?"
"Yeah...?"
"And my sister and cousin came...?"
"You're disgusting. Your sister, really?"
"No, of course not! Just my cousin."
"That's still disgusting!"
"She was my second cousin! That doesn't count!"
"This is getting worse and worse." Rei stood up, "how many more? 10? 20? 50?"
"One. But I don't think I should tell you. It may anger you more."
"You know what, I don't want to know, I'm leaving, I can't stand this." Rei walked out of his house then straight back in, "no, you know what, I want to know. Tell me."
Shinji stood up and shook his head, "no, I can't tell you."
Rei slapped him, "fine! Don't tell me I don't care."
-M&R-
Minako was sat alone in her house watching House At The End Of The Street. As Jennifer Lawrence opened the door in the basement, Rei opened the front door to Minako's apartment loudly causing Minako to scream and jump over her sofa.
"MINAKO GET UP! We're going out." Rei declared, turning on the lights and turning the TV off.
Minako stuck her head up cautiously. "What? Why?"
"Because I want to get drunk and forget my name for a while." Rei grabbed Minako and took her to her bedroom, "now get dressed!"
Just under an hour later Minako was dressed and ready to go.
"You look amazing." Rei smiled, looking Minako up and down, "come on, let's go town for a bit and get drunk!"
Hours later, Rei's head poked out from underneath Minako's bed sheets, she looked down at herself and noticed she was completely naked. 'What happened last night?' She asked herself. She looked over to her left and saw an equally naked body lying next to her. Perfect face and muscled body greeted her.
Meanwhile on the sofa, a tired and sleep deprived Minako lay awake, with last nights noises haunting her mind.
-M&R-
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