"What did you do to her, Black?" Lily snapped slapping Sirius by the back of his head. He had brought Kat back in his arms through the passage way after calling James to meet him with the mirrors. James like the idiot that he was had told Lily the entire story of what happened to Kat resulting in Sirius getting his ass chewed. "And why does she have that bruise on her forehead?"
"Have you ever considered Lily, darling, that this wasn't my fault?" Sirius said as he laid Kat down on his bed and pushed her hair out of her face. She had a nasty looking purple and blue mark stretched across the top of her head that made her look like she was a clown. Sirius had to bite his lip not to laugh.
"When is it ever not your fault Sirius?" Remus laughed as he Lisi and Paige rushed through the door. He had a towel in his hands and some stuff that had clearly been stolen from Madame Pompfrey's office.
"We've been steeling Moony. How very refreshing to see that you are finally acting like a marauder. What has it been, seven years?" Sirius wiggled his eyebrows making Remus smirk against his will. Sirius had always teased Remus about his unnatural attempts to do good and called the unconventional to which Remus always grunted in response.
"Oh my God, she's bleeding! What in the hell did you do to Kat?" Paige yelled and hit Sirius on the back with her fist earning a yelp from the black haired boy.
"Owe, what in the hell is it with you women and hitting me today?" He grumbled rubbing his arm and shooting Paige a look. "You really have a good one here Remus."
"I know now shut up and let me work on Kat." Remus said as he pulled the cork from one of the bottles and poured some into Kat's wound on her forehead. A little hiss came from the cut and a grey smoke erupted from her forehead making Kat jerk in her sleep. "Sirius hand me the brown bottle labeled ductormontin."
"You are going to put something in her head that sounds like a duck?" Sirius said not touching he suspicious looking bottle. He wasn't putting anything on Kat that he couldn't spell on pronounce. He laughed to himself and thanked God he could spell penis.
"Can you be serious for once?" Remus said as he grabbed the bottle himself and pushed a syringe in it and squirted the blue liquid that came out of it into Kat's mouth.
"I think I'm always Sirius." Sirius laughed with James who was just as fond as the old joke as Sirius was. "I never get tired of that.
"Remus please tell me she's going to be okay." Lisi said hovering next to Paige before giving Sirius a dirty look. "I don't know why she went to dinner with your bloody ass. She should have known this shit would happen it always does."
"It's just coincidence my dear but I wouldn't worry with Remus fixing her all up." Sirius said smugly as the gash on her forehead had disappeared all together but there was still some faint bruising left. "And now that she is sleeping soundly and is healthy I think we should all just go back to our beds and forget this ever happened."
"Not so fast ass wipe." Lily said pointing her wand at the door and making it lock with a click. "First of all I don't want Kat to be in the same room with you when she's conscious do you really think I'm going to leave her here in your bed half dead from god knows what? Second of all I want to know what in the hell happened to make her half dead from god knows what."
"Lily have you ever heard of the phrase some things are best left unsaid? Because what happened to make what happened happen to Kat is really one of those things." Sirius said baking away from Lily who took a step in his direction with her wand raised and her eyes burning.
"James you better get Sirius to spill the beans before Lily spills his balls and I really don't want to see that happen." Lisi chuckled as Lily hissed another insult at Sirius.
"I just told Kat a simple predicament that happened a couple weeks ago about you and James and she freaked out a little, go figure." Sirius hit his hand to his forehead and gave Lily a weak smile with his two silver puppy dog eyes.
"Sirius you bastard you did not tell Kat what happened!" James roared as he ran over the piles of junk around his bed to try to get closer to Sirius.
"James I swear I thought she knew! Is it my fault she didn't go through with what she said she would?" Sirius said as he backed up even more until he hit the wall behind him while pointing at Lily.
"She didn't tell her because Kat was in a depression and that would have only been deeper if she told her with what she thought happened." James said rubbing his temples and pacing across the room.
"Is anyone else here just a little bit confused?" Lisi snapped as she walked over to Paige who was rubbing Kat's arm.
"Wait you told Kat something? Why in the hell did she have that fricken hole in her head then?" Lily asked putting her hand by her side.
"When I told her she stood up and slammed her head on the light that was hanging from the ceiling. I in no way put my hands on her." Sirius said putting his hands up in the air.
"Can someone please tell us what is going on?" Paige said before standing up and yawning and walking over to Remus with Lisi following behind.
"Sirius I want t know what you told Kat that made her do that. I just told her about me and James fucking so what in the hell else could have told her… YOU MOTHER FUCKER! HOW IN THE HELL COULD YOU TELL HER I THOUGHT I WAS PREGNANT!" Lily seethed as she dropped her wand and lurched at Sirius making the two of them tumble to the ground with a loud thump.
"Wait you thought you were pregnant and didn't tell us?" Paige said holding her hand to her heart. Why wouldn't you tell us Lily?"
"I SWEAR I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET ANYONE PREGNANT YOU BLOODY ASS!" Lily yelled as James and Remus tore Lily off of Sirius who was struggling to get up.
"What the hell happened up here?" Peter squeaked as he watched Lily smooth down her skirt and Sirius run to the other side of the room.
"Sirius told Kat Lily thought she was pregnant and Kat stood up hit her head on the light fixture above her and knocked herself out. Sirius told Lily what happened and Lily attacked." Remus said struggling to keep Lily from shooting spells at Sirius.
"I knew Lily was going to kill Sirius somehow when I hear that news." Peter said and slumped next to his bed as Lily took another reach for her wand.
"Wait rat boy knew and we didn't? Lily you better start explaining before I go death eater on your ass." Lisi said pulling her hands on her hips and raising her eyebrows.
"If Kat would have found out I had told everyone before her she would have gone deeper into the depression but James opened his big mouth. I was going to tell you guys after I told Kat." Lily huffed trying to catch her breath.
"I think we need to take a trip to the room of requirement and talk everything out when Kat wakes up so there are no secrets or misunderstandings." Remus said as he finally let Lily have her wand as she was calming down.
"But when is Kat going to wake up?" Lisi sighed as she sat down on the floor "We don't have school tomorrow but I have things I need to do."
"No worries she's already up." A voice said and Sirius sheets around his bed were torn open to reveal a worn looking Kat. "And we are not going anywhere. I want to know what has happened while I was sick and I want to know now."
"You look like shit." Sirius said as he walked across the room towards his bed with Kat in it.
"I wonder why asshole. Don't touch me." Kat slapped his hands away from her as she stepped off the bed and teetered to the side.
"It seems that you need me to touch you." Sirius said as he caught Kat before sliding his hands down and squeezing her butt.
"You are such a gentleman, you know that?" Kat hissed making Sirius chuckle as he put her carefully back on the bed.
"Kat I'm not sure you're ready to hear what has been going on just yet. It's a lot to take in even for those who weren't sick." Lily said as she eased her way over to Kat who was giving Sirius a murderous glance.
"Why in the hell are you looking at me like that?" Sirius snapped as he leaned on the post of his bed. He had always wondered why Kat gave him the looks she did when he had no idea what he had done in the first place. He was glad she was strong enough to except his payback.
"You made me sick in the first place." Kat said raising her left eyebrow before sticking her tongue out at Sirius who returned a look of his own in response.
"You brought that whole I'm a horribly sick and depressed individual because I hurt the one I love shit on yourself so please don't think that guilt trip will work." Sirius snorted and made another face at her before realizing that Kat had knelt upon the bed to get closer to his face.
"Let's get one thing straight you rotten bitch, I don't love you." Kat hissed as Sirius smirked at her in response.
"We'll see when I take your virginity." Sirius barked out a laugh as Kat's face grew red from Peter's snickers.
"Sirius can I explain to her what is going on before you give her a coronary?" Lily said as she pushed Sirius aside to get closer to Kat who gave Sirius a look before redirecting her attention to Lily.
"Spill the beans Lily-pop and I will happily listen." Kat smirked as she looked around the room at her friends faces until she got to Lisi and Paige who looked a little agitated. "What the hell shot up your asses?"
"Nothing since Lily won't give us anything to shoot up our asses." Lisi hissed as she gave Lily a hurt look.
"You know I can help with that." Sirius said wiggling his eyebrows at Lisi.
"Shut up Sirius." All four girls shouted at him before Lily opened her mouth to explain.
"I didn't want anyone to know before Kat but since Sirius can't keep his mouth shut once James told him t least it shot to shit so I am really sorry I upset you guys." Lily said as she looked at Paige and Lisi with watery, tired eyes.
"It's okay we forgive you!" Paige sniffed before running to Lily and giving her a hug.
"Okay now that we have all the love peace forgiveness crap over with I want to know what else happened besides your loss of virginity which led up to your never was pregnancy. Start talking." Kat said as she watched Lily look down at her feet and then back at her with sallow green eyes.
"Okay well when me and James did it for the first time we weren't planning to it just happened so I didn't think about taking a potion. When it happened James put a spell on and everything but we were in such a rush neither of us were sure he did it right in the first place so I started to worry." Lily said as in a gush of words only to be interrupted by Kat
"Please tell me you are taking a potion now?" Kat said as she rubbed her temples.
"The way they go at she needs a hell of a lot more than a potion." Sirius mumbled making Peter burst into hysterics.
"Sirius please for once in your life shut up. As hard as that may be for you I promise your balls will be thanking you for it when I'm not permanently dislodging them from your body." Kat smirked at him as she scooted over to let Lily sit next to her.
"That's right because you'll be sucking them." Sirius smiled back at her. "And I'm sure they'll be thanking you for that."
"Can you to please shut up so I can finish the damn story?" Lily huffed, her face turning pink with distress. "I am only telling this once so listen or never know."
"Yes mom." Sirius smirked at Lily earning a look from James that clearly said he was enjoying the teasing Sirius was giving the girls. "Or is that what James calls you?"
"SHUT UP BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND MAKE KAT'STHREAT A REALITY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME BLACK? I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THIS FOR TOO LONG AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!" Paige screamed at Sirius slapping him on the back of his head.
"Go Paige, I always knew you had that in you." Kat winked at her friend who returned a smile.
"She has been showing a lot of that lately." Remus said kissing his girlfriend on the top of the head.
"Although we could live without it." Sirius said giving the tiny brunette a warning glare. "You are lucky you are my best mate's mate or you would be British toast right now."
"I am about as scared of you as I am of Dumbledore." Paige shot coolly back at him.
"I think I like Paige better when she has gumption." Kat decided and laughed as Sirius' face twisted with irritation.
"I personally think it's irritating and I liked the old quiet you better." Sirius said to Paige who had a winning smile on her face.
"Well nobody really cares what you think so it's a good thing for me you're the only one that finds something wrong with me." Paige said as she looked back at Lily.
"You really have a winner Remus." Sirius mumbled to his best friend who merely chuckled and squeezed Paige's arm.
"As I was saying I started to worry and James was no help since he was just as worried as I was. All that worrying took a toll on me though and made me miss my period that month which truly scared the shit out of me. James and I were a the point hysteria at that point so we decided we would just keep it quiet until we were absolutely sure I was pregnant so I ordered the ingredients to a pregnancy test type of potion. It took two weeks for the ingredients to come in because these were not normal ingredients. Well by the time I had the potion at the starting point I realized I missed another period from stress but I didn't know that at the time. I took the pregnancy potion and it was negative and now we're here." Lily sighed as she finished her story with a huff.
"How long ago did you find out?" Lisi asked as she got up and walked towards Lily.
"Eight days ago, I'm on my period now." Lily said looking a little abashed.
"But I had to start getting back to normalcy then." Kat insisted giving Lily one of her famous digging looks.
"I didn't want to overload and have you relapse on me. It was too soon to tell you and you were just starting to show some slight improvement." Lily said looking awake suddenly.
"I'm not even tired after that story." Paige laughed and the others agreed with them before noticing James and Sirius whispering before giving the girls each curious looks.
"Since you ladies are not tired we have a little request to ask of you." James gave one of his sweet shit eating grins he was so good at giving to the girls.
"We want to have a lady talk with you. About ladies." Sirius smiled at the girls with as much eagerness as James.
"We are not telling you how we think since you drove us out of our minds." Kat smirked at the boys.
"No not like that we want to take this opportunity to ask you about your… bodies." James said looking at the girls for their reaction.
"Where?" Lily finally broke the long silence.
"The kitchens as usual." Sirius smiled.
"Give us ten minutes and we'll be there." Kat said before walking out the door with her three friends following shortly behind.
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