Hello there wonderful readers! My new challenge: how many ways can I say the disclaimer? I do not, nor have I ever, been able to take credit for the wonderful Harry Potter series, and neither can I take credit for this terribly horrible fanfiction. The only things that I may claim as my own are my humorous commentaries.

Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY (Ebony's real name is Enoby? Plot Twist!) nut mary su (Does she not know what a Mary Sue is? Yet she's writing a fanfiv...) OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent!(Textbook sign that she is indeed a Mary Sue) dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. (Note to anyone reading: if Ebony/Enoby gets mad at you, wear red contacts)

And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. (He's on top of you, and against a tree. Is she like, lying on a dead tree?) He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. (Whoa there, TMI) Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (I would say go to sex ed, but then we'd probably get a whole bunch of illegible smut, and I don't want to be the one responsible for that)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" (How in the world did she manage to spell motherfuckers wrong?)

It was….Dumbledore!

Well, that was...interesting... Anyways, I live for your comments, rates, and reviews, so leave 'em if you've got 'em. This is Shira, signing off!