The squints are still singing and I hope you are too, despite the large interval between updates. This is the next 10 songs. They're all nice, and if you don't know one or a few, I think they are worth finding and listening to. So, without further ado…
Rock , paper, scissors!" Angela said. She and Jack played it and Jack won; paper covers rock.
I feel you creeping I can see you from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo
"Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae Bo," sang Jack, "That's my favourite line."
And possibly bend you over
Look back and watch me
"SMACK THAT!"
All on the floor
"SMACK THAT!"
Gimme some more
"SMACK THAT!"
Till you get sore
"SMACK THAT!"
Oh, oh, oh, oh
"Till you get sore…is that what he says?" asked Bones.
"Well if he's smacking her," Angela replied.
Smack that
All on the floor
Smack that
Gimme some more
Smack that
Till you get sore
Smack that
Oh, oh, oh, oh
"My turn!" Angela said as she loaded in the CD.
Gotta change my answering machine now that I'm alone
"'Cause right now it says that we can't come to the phone," Bones sang, "This song is surprisingly catchy."
"Yeah," said Cam.
And I know it makes no sense since you walked out the door
But it's the only way I hear you voice anymore
"It's ridiculous," everybody sang.
It's been months and for some reason I just
"Can't get over us."
And I'm stronger than this
"Enough is enough."
No more walking 'round with my head down
I'm so over being blue, crying over you
"And I'm so sick of love songs, so tired of tears," sang Angela and Bones, "so done with wishing you were still here."
"I was so sick of So Sick by the time the radio stations were done with it," said Jack
"It's different, "said Zach, "He wants to stop obsessing over her."
So sick of love songs, so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
"But he can't turn off the radio," said Bones, "He can't stop."
"Gotta change that calendar I have that marked July fifteenth, because if there's no more you, there's no more anniversary," Cam sang.
"Next CD please before I get clinically depressed!" Booth exclaimed. Bones popped in the CD she was holding.
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Everybody seemed to smile and dance in unison.
"You're kidding me!" Booth shouted, "I'm too sexy?"
"I love it!" Bones confessed.
I'm too sexy for my shirt
"WOO! Best song ever!" Angela shouted.
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
"These guys succeeded in making snobs of the entire contemporary human population by convincing them that they were too sexy for anything," said Zach.
"Don't know about you, but I am!" said Cam as she danced.
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
"I'm a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk." Bones strutted down an imaginary catwalk and posed as she sang.
"Wow. Go Bren!" Angela cheered.
On the catwalk
On the catwalk
Yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk.
"I'm sorry. I have to play this," said Zach, "I've always loved it."
He loaded in the CD and smiles erupted all over the room
"HEAVEN!"
Must be missing an angel
"Missing one angel child 'cause you're here with me right now," Jack sang.
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby
"You kiss, filled with tenderness," Booth grabbed Cam and started dancing with her.
"I want all I can get of your sexiness," Zach sang, "Showers, your love comes in showers."
And every hour on the hour
You let me feel your loving power
"There's a rainbow over my shoulder," Angela bumped Bones and she stumbled and laughed, "When you came my cup runneth over!"
You gave me you heavenly love
And if one night you hear crying from above
It's 'cause
"HEAVEN!" everyone shouted, "Must be missing an angel!"
Missing one angel child 'cause you're here with me right now
"Oh, I love this song," said Booth as he put in another CD.
I remember when
I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
"There is something so special about that place," he sang, "Teaching your emotions how to let go in so much space."
"And when you're out there without care, yeah I was out of touch," Jack joined in, "But it wasn't because I didn't know enough."
"And here's the part for Bones- I just knew too much!" Booth sang and tapped her on the nose. She rolled her eyes at him.
"DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAAAAAZY!" everyone hollered, "DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY! DOES THAT MAKE ME CRAAAAAZY! Probably."
"'NSync!" Cam shouted, holding up the CD like it was treasure, "We have to play 'NSync!"
"I dug 'NSync," said Jack, "Don't ask me why."
"Why?" asked Zach.
I'm doing this tonight
It's probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
"Hey baby come on!" sang everybody.
"I loved you endlessly and you weren't there for me," sang Booth and Angela.
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
"I know that I can't take no more it ain't no lie," Bones, Jack and Cam sang, I wanna see you out that door, baby Bye, Bye, Bye!"
I don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
"You may hate me but it ain't no lie baby Bye, Bye, Bye!" sang everybody.
I don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
"Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie baby Bye, Bye, Bye!"
Just hit me with the truth
"JUSTIN!" Cam screamed.
Girl you're more than welcome to
So give me one good reason
Baby come on, I
Lived for you and me
And
Now I really come to see
That
Life would be much better once you're gone
"Do you remember their videos?" Angela asked, "The girl had them strung up like puppets."
"And then they were dolls in a toy store, "Booth added.
"And Justin's hair was curly…" said Cam dreamily.
"Gee, Cam which one was your favourite?" Angela asked sarcastically.
"Next CD," said Booth, putting a CD from the top of the stack.
Celia
"You're breaking my heart," sang Zach, "you're shaking my confidence daily. Oh, Cecelia."
"Wow! Is that Zacharoni?" Cam said.
I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
Oh, oh, oh.
"Making love in the afternoon with Cecelia up in my bedroom," Angela and Bones sang and rocked like back-up singers, "I get up to wash my face, but when I come back to bed, somebody's taking my place."
"How sick is that?" Jack commented, "What was the next dude in the closet or some thing?"
"It's figurative," Bones and Booth corrected.
"Huh?"
"He didn't really see a man in his bed. He's just saying that in a short space of time- compared to the amount of time it takes to wash your face- she found a new love." Bones explained.
"Then why didn't he say that?" Angela asked.
"It couldn't rhyme," said Booth.
Jubilation
She loves me again
"I fall on the floor and I'm laughing. Jubilation, she loves me again. I fall on the floor and I'm laughing."
"Zach really knows this one," said Jack.
Celia
You're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily…
"Now, let's play TLC!" said Cam, loading in the CD.
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly
And he's also known as a buster
Always talking 'bout what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass. So
"No, I don't want you number. No, I don't wanna give you mine, and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere. No, I don't want none of your time." Cam, Bones and Angela were hollering, "Oh no, I don't want no scrub!"
"Have they stopped for breath yet?" Zach asked.
"A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me," the trio continued, "Hanging out the passenger's side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me!"
"TLC," said Jack, "I miss Left Eye. She was sexy."
"I still like Chilli," said Zach.
"Still like T-Boz," said Booth, "That whole sexy strong girl thing works for me."
"A scrub's checking me but his game is kinda weak and I know that he cannot approach me," Cam sang.
'Cause I'm looking like class and he's looking like trash
Can't get with no dead-beat ass, so
"No, don't want your number. No, I don't wanna give you mine and no, I don't wanna meet you nowhere. No, I don't NONE OF YOUR TI-IME!"
"Remember Red Light Special? That was a good song. I used to pretend they were singing it to me," said Jack.
"I'd remember Chilli when I was eating chili," said Zach.
"Hey, Chicago," Booth picked up the CD.
"Put it in before they sing the roof off," Jack said.
If you leave me now
"AAAAAAAHH!" Angela and Cam screamed like two groupies at a concert.
"Mistake," said Jack.
You'll take away the biggest part of me
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, baby please don't go," Cam sang.
If you leave me now
You'll take away the very heart of me
"Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, baby please don't go," Angela and Cam harmonized.
I just want you to stay
A love like ours is very hard to find
"HOW COULD WE LET IT SLIP AWA-AY!" sang everybody.
We've come too far to leave it all behind
"HOW COULD WE END IT ALL THIS WA-AY!"
But tomorrow comes and we both regret
What we said today
And if you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me…
"I just love this song," said Jack and he grabbed Angela and danced with her.
"It's a little sad but fun to sing," said Bones.
"Christina Aguilera. Anybody listens to her?" asked Zach.
"Of course!" everyone else said.
"We just don't dress like her some of the time," Angela took the CD from him and loaded it into the radio.
Everyday is so wonderful
Then suddenly it's hard to breathe
"Now and then I get insecure," Angela sang, "That part's true."
From all the pain
I'm so ashamed
"I am beautiful, no matter what they say! Words can't bring me down!" everybody sang.
"Hear the voice on that girl!" Jack shouted.
"I am beautiful in every single way! Words can't bring me down!"
So don't you bring me down today.
To your friends you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
"Trying hard to fill the emptiness!" Bones hollered.
"No way. Saying this with love, honey, you can't sing like Christina." Angela patted Bones' shoulder.
"I wasn't trying to…"
"Yes you were, sweetie."
The piece is gone, left the puzzle undone
Ain't that the way it is.
"You are beautiful no matter what they say!" sang everybody, pointing at a random person beside them, "Words can't bring you down!"
You are beautiful in every single way
Words can't bring you down
So don't you bring me down today
"She is so talented," said Bones
"And she has a body that could…" Booth stopped when everybody turned to look at him, "Never mind. Next CD."
So that is 40. We have 30more to go. This is so much fun! A while ago while I was writing the 'NSync song, I couldn't remember a line and went to check it on the internet. Man! I had a Grade Six flashback when I started singing to all the lyrics that I found! If I wasn't in the computer lab, I'm sure I would be singing on the top of my lungs! As usual, tell me if you sang!