Hey y'all! Happy New Year! Are you ready for some more Jeffersonian hollering? I know you are. Here are the next 10! I hope you sing!!!!
DisclaimerThe songs the characters the show and some of the comments are not mine. I STOLE 'EM! HA HA! J/k
All the small things
"WOO!" Angela shouted, "My song!"
"Mine too!" said Zach.
True care truth brings
I take one lift
Your ride best trip
"Always I know you'll be at my show," Zach sang.
Watching, waiting
Commiserating
"Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home!" Angela and Zach hollered.
"Oh!" said Booth, "I know this song! I remember it!"
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
Carry me home
Late night, come home
"Work sucks, I know," sang Booth.
"She left me roses by the stairs," Zach was banging his head, "Surprise me now to know she cares."
"SAY IT AIN'T SO, I WILL NOT GO, TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME. SAY IT AIN'T SO, I WILL NOT GO, TURN THE LIGHTS OFF, CARRY ME HOME. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!"
"Who sings this song?" Cam asked.
"Blink 182!" Angela and Zach shouted.
"They sound nice," Bones commented, "Next CD."
It's over and done
But the heartache lives on inside
"Bee Gees!" Jack exclaimed, "These guys were good."
And who is the on you're clinging to
Instead of me tonight
"And where are you now?" everyone sang.
Now that I need you
"Tears on my pillow."
Wherever you go
"I'll cry me a river."
That leads to your ocean
You'll never see me fall apart
"In the words of a broken it's just emotions that's taking me over." Bones and Jack sang as they began dancing.
Tied up in sorrow, lost in a song
"But if you don't come back, come home to me darling," Cam sang, "Destiny's Child sang it beautifully."
Know that there is
Nobody left in this world to hold me tight
Know that there is
Nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight
"Goodniiiiiiight" Angela harmonized, "You know how long it took me to get that note right?"
"Aretha," said Zach, holding up the CD, "let's play this one."
"You like Aretha Franklin?" Cam asked him.
"I come from a family of music lovers," Zach shrugged, "It was either love it or run away from home."
HOO
"What you want!" Bones screamed.
HOO
"Baby I got!" Jack sang.
HOO
"What you need."
HOO
"You know I got it."
HOO
All I'm asking is for a little respect when you get home
"Just a little bit, ooh, just a little bit, ooh," Booth and Cam sang backup.
I ain'tgonna do you wrong baby
I ain'tgonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna
All I'm asking is for a little respect when you get home
"Her voice could probably break the sound barrier if you test it," said Jack.
"Don't go getting any ideas!" Cam warned.
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T!" Angela hollered, "Find out what it means to me! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Take care! T-C-B!"
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
"TCB?" Booth asked.
"Take care of business," Cam answered him.
"Oh, no," said Bones.
"What?" Jack looked at the CD in her hand and laughed, "Spice Girls!"
"Do we dare?" asked Angela.
"What the hell." Booth smiled.
When you're feeling sad and low
"We will take you where you wanna go" Bones danced, "Dancing laughing everything is free, all you need is positivity."
"Colours of the world!" Booth sang.
"Spice up your life!" sang everybody.
"Every boy and every girl!"
"SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!"
People of the world
Spice up your life
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
Slam me to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know it feels fine
Chicas to the front
Huh huh
"No Li-i-ie!" sang Bones
"It's and go aro-o-ound!" Angela corrected her.
Slam me to the left
If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right
If you know it feels fine
Chicas to the front
Huh huh
"Ha Ci Ja! Hold tight!" everybody shouted.
La lala
La lalalalala
La lala
La lalala
"I must be out of my mind to sing Spice Girls," Jack chuckled.
"AAAAAH!"
Everyone turned to Cam, who had just screamed.
"USHER! We have to play Usher!"
"Yes! Put it in!" cried Angela.
"Oh no," Zach muttered.
As the intro played, Booth let out a large sigh.
"The guys at the Bureau taunt me with this song."
"Oh really?" Angela smiled cheekily, looking from Booth to Bones to Booth again.
If you feel in your body you found somebody who
Makes you change your ways like hanging with your crew
"They're always playing it and laughing, I don't know why," Booth shrugged.
And you act like ready but you don't really know
Everything in the past you wanna let it go
I been there done it
F- around
After all that this is what I've found
"NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE!" Cam belted, "IF YOU"RE TOUCHED BY THE WOOOORDS OF THIS SONG!"
"Baby you got it, you got it bad when you're on the phone, hang and you call right back," sang Bones, oblivious to Angela giggling behind her, "You got it you got it bad when you miss a day without your friend your whole life's off track."
Know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house you don't wanna have fun, it's all you think about and,
You got it bad when you out with someone but you keep on thinking 'bout somebody else.
Got it bad
"Usher used to date Chilli," Zach pointed out.
"Things just got weirder," said Jack as he loaded in a CD.
Oh Mickey you're so fine
"You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey!" hollered Angela, doing a tiny cheer routine with imaginary pom-poms, "Hey Mickey!"
Oh Mickey you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey
Hey Mickey
"This song made me want to be a cheerleader," said Cam.
"This song made me want to be in bed with a cheerleader," said Booth, "And that cheerleader's name was Toni Basil."
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you got it right but I know you got it wrong
Why can't we say goodnight so you can take me home Mickey
"Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't," Bones sang, "You're giving me the chills baby please baby don't."
Every night you still leave me all alone Mickey
Everybody hollered, "OH MICKEY WHAT A PITY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
"OH MICKEY YOU'RE SO PRETTY CAN"T YOU UNDERSTAND!"
"Its guys like you Mickey!" Angela and Cam screamed.
"OH WHAT YOU DO MICKEY, DO MICKEY! DON'T BREAK MY HEART MICKEY!"
Hey Mickey
"Booth, if you had gotten with Toni Basil, this song would be called Seely," Jack pointed out.
Angela gasped, "That actually fits!"
She started singing the second verse.
"Now when you take me by the ... who's ever gonna know? Every time you move I get a little more show. There's something you can use so don't say no Seely!"
Everyone laughed as Angela blew Booth a kiss.
Bones joined in, "So come on and give it to me any way you can. Any way you wanna do it I'll take it like a man. Oh, please baby please don't leave me in this jam Seely!"
"Aww. You're making him blush." Jack had to duck when Booth swung at him.
"Oh, Seely what a pity you don't understand," sang Cam, "You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand. Oh Seely you're so pretty can't you understand. IT'S GUYS LIKE YOU SEELY!"
"OH WHAT YOU DO SEELY DO SEELY, DON'T BREAK MY HEART SEELY!"
"That's not funny," said Booth, trying not to laugh. The three women grabbed on to him and pretended to fight over him.
"Oh Seely you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Seely!"
"Next CD! You three are getting on my nerves!" said Booth.
'Who are the Delfonics?" asked Zack. He read the back of the CD, "La la means I Love You."
"I don't think I Know it," said Bones, "Put it in and let's hear it."
Many guys have come to you
With a line that wasn't true
And you pass them by
"Pass them by," everybody mumbled in time to the song. Then realization dawned on all of their faces, "I know this song!"
Now you're in the centre ring
And their lines don't mean a thing
Why don't you let me try?
"Let me try!"
I don't wear a diamond ring
I don't even have a song to sing
All I know is
"La la la la la la la la la means I LOVE YOU!" everyone belted. "La la la la la la la la la means I LOVE YOU!"
"Soft Cell!" Bones exclaimed.
"Who are they?" Angela asked.
"Tainted Love?"
"Oh!"
Sometimes I feel I've got to run away
I got to get away
"From the pain you drive into the heart of me," Bones flung her arms in the air as she sang.
"She's lost it," said Angela.
"The love we share," Zach sang, "Seems to go nowhere."
"And I've lost my light 'CAUSE I TOSS AND TURN I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT!" Cam hollered.
"Once I ran to you, now I run from you," Booth grabbed Bones around the waist and danced with her, "This tainted love you have given; I gave you all a boy could give."
"Take my tears and that's not nearly ALLLL!" everybody shouted.
Tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away...
"This song is too easy to catch," said Jack, "You know how many versions there are?""Too many," said Booth, "Even Marilyn Manson sang one."
"Who is she?" Zach asked.
"Marilyn Manson's a guy, sweetie." Angela corrected him.
"Ha ha ha!"
"Jack, are you okay?" Bones asked.
"Have you ever heard this song?" he asked her as he put in the CD.
As the intro played, Bones nodded, "You're Beautiful by James Blunt."
"Nope," said Jack, "Listen to it."
My job is stupid
My day's a bore
Inside this office
From eight till four
Nothing ever happens
My life is pretty bland
"Pretending that I'm working, pray that I don't get canned," sang Booth.
"Sh! Let her hear it," said Jack.
My cubicle, my cubicle
It's one of sixty-two
Bones laughed.
It's my small space
In a crowded place
Just a six-by-six foot booth
And I hate it that's the truth
"This song is silly." Bones laughed again, "Who sings it?"
The rest of them shrugged.
Well I give a sigh
As the boss walks by
No one ever talks to me or looks me in the eye
And I know I should work but instead
I sit here and surf the internet
Bones laughed again, "This person is really pitiful."
My cubicle, my cubicle
It doesn't have a view
It's my small space in a crowded place
I sit in solitude
And sometimes I sit here nude.
"Nude!" Bones exclaimed.
"That song is really funny," said Zach, "but my cousin told me it's true. Her job is like that."
"What an existence!" Bones said, "Imagine if we had to work like that."
"Yeah. What you guys do is kinda cool."
They all turned to look at Booth.
"What?"
"You just said being a squint is cool," Cam pointed out.
"Uh, well uh...next CD."
"You think that was funny?" said Angela as she loaded in the CD she was holding, "Listen to this. When my ex boyfriend wanted to break up with me, he mailed this CD to my house. But I was rocking out to it and dancing so much I didn't even get what he was trying to tell me."
Met a girl, thought she was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued
"How poetic of him to send you a Puddle of Mudd song," said Cam sarcastically.
"I know, right?" said Angela.
In a trapped trip I can't grip
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realize
That I was living one big lie
She f- hates me
Bones' eyes widened, "Wow."
Trust
She f- hates me
La lala love
I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away
"She was queen for about an hour," Booth sang, "After that, sh- got sour."
"She took all I ever had," Angela shouted, "NO SIGN OF GUILT NO FEELING BAD!"
In a trapped trip I can't grip
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realize
That I was living one big lie
"She f- hates me!" everybody sang.
Trust
"She f- hates me!"
"La la la love!" sang Booth and Zach, "I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none, AND RIPPED THEM AWAY!"
That's my story as you see
Learned my lesson and so did she
"Thankfully," Bones said.
Now it's over
And I'm glad.
"Cause I'm a fool for all I've said SHE F- HATES ME!"
They started jumping up and down and banging their heads.
Trust
"SHE F- HATES ME! La la la love! "I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away
"That guy was a jerk!" Jack said to Angela, "But atleast he knows good music."
"Another bad breakup song," said Cam as she took up another CD.
"Wait! Is that Britney Spears?" Booth shouted.
Well, is it? Tune in next time to see whether Seely Booth will sing another round of bubblegum pop! That was 50 songs! That means only 20 more to go! Yay!
Isn't the Hey Seely song just catchy? I love it. I don't even know how I came up with it. My own brain surprises me sometimes.
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