It's been a long time coming, ladies and gentlemen, but it's finally here! Due to the fact that the lyrics to one of the songs was surprisingly difficult to find, the last part of this was delayed. But it's here now! People, I present the last 10 songs in Squints: the Sing Along! Enjoy!
"I'm a Barbie girl!"
They all looked at Booth, who had made the exclamation.
"Why does that not surprise me?" said Cam. Angela and Bones laughed.
"No, the CD! The CD for Barbie Girl! We gotta play it!"
"You sound way too exited, Booth," said Angela. Booth popped the CD in.
Hi Barbie!
Hi Ken!
Wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Let's go!
"Does anybody else think Ken sounds like a pedophile?" asked Jack.
"Or some perv," Angela mumbled.
"I'm a Barbie Girl in my Barbie world!" Booth sang to the CD.
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!" Bones and Booth sang, "Imagination, that is your creation!"
I'm a Barbie Girl
In my Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination
That is your creation...
"I'm a blonde bimbo girl in my fantasy world! Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your Barbie!" Cam Angela and Bones sang.
"You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour in pink! Kiss me, here touch me there, Hanky Panky!" sang Jack, Zach and Booth.
"You can touch, you can play! You can say 'I'm always yours'!" all of them sang.
Ooh-oh-ooh
"I'm a Barbie Girl in my Barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, that is you creation!"
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!" sang the guys.
"Ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah!" sang the girls.
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"Ooh-oh-ooh, Ooh-oh-ooh!"
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"Ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah!"
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"Ooh-oh-ooh, Ooh-oh-ooh!"
In the midst of the singing, Booth grabbed Bones and they started dancing like they were
drunk.
"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please!" Bones and Cam sang, "I can walk
like a star, I can beg on my knees!"
Come jump in bimbo friend
Let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around
Let's go party
"This song is a bit suggestive," said Bones.
"You just noticed? It's borderline porn," Jack answered.
You can touch, you can play
You can say 'I'm always yours'
It's a song about a toy," said Zach.
"A sexy toy," said Cam.
"You can touch! You can play! You can say 'I'm always yours'!" Angela continued singing.
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!" sang the guys again.
"Ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah!" the girls followed.
Everybody danced like they were drunk this time.
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"Ooh-oh-ooh, Ooh-oh-ooh!"
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"Ah-ah-ah-ah, yeah!"
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"Ooh-oh-ooh, Ooh-oh-ooh!"
"Ooh! I love this song!"
"What song?" Booth asked Angela.
She smiled, put the CD in and grabbed his hand.
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
"WOO!" Cam screamed and grabbed Jack.
"What song is this?" Zach asked as Bones grabbed him.
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
You put the boom boom into my heart
You set my soul sky high when your loving starts
Jitterbug into my brain
It goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same
"But something's bugging me, something ain't right," Angela sang as she basically led Booth in their dance, "Your best friend told me what you did last night!"
"Left me sleeping in my bed," sang Booth, "I was dreaming but I should have been with you instead!"
"Wake me up before you go-go! Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo! Wake me up before you go-go!"
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
"Wake me up before you go-go! 'Cause I'm not planning on going solo! Wake me up before you go-go! Take me dancing tonight!"
I wanna hit that hiiiiiiigh...
"This is such a fun song!" Angela said breathlessly, "I love dancing to it!"
"Me too," everybody else said.
"I found it!"
Booth watched as Cam flew across the room towards the CD player.
"Who wants to bet she's gonna play a repeat?" he said to the room in general.
"You betcha!" she shouted defiantly as she pressed the play button.
I used to think that I could not go on
"Oh I love this,"Angela said calmly. Jack took a lighter out of his pocket and waved the flame as he moved side to side.
And life was nothing but an awful sum
but now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms
"If I can see it," Bones sang way off key, "then I can do it. If I just believe it, there's nothing to it"
"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" they all shouted, "I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!"
I think about I every night and day
just spread my wings and fly away
"I believe I can soar!" Cam and Jack sang, "I see me running through that open door!"
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
"See I was on the verge of breaking down," Bones sang till Booth put a hand over her mouth to stop her nails-on-chalkboard singing.
"So-o-ometimes silence can seem so loud!" Zach took over, "There are miracles in life I must achieve."
"But first I know it starts inside of MEEEEEEEEEE!" Angela hollered.
She and Zach sang, "If I can see it, then I can be it! If I just believe it, there's nothing to it!"
"I believe I can fly!" Booth sang and laughed, " I got shot by the FBI! All you wanted was chicken wings! But then I blew up Burger King!"
"What are you singing?" Bones asked.
"That's the schoolhouse version!" Booth laughed, "I learned it from Parker!"
"That's puerile," Bones said as she giggled.
"Hey guess what guys," Jack held up a CD, "I found Bob Marley."
"Oh seriously?" said Booth, "Pop it in!"
I wanna love ya
and treat you right
I wanna love ya
"Everyday and every night," they all sang.
"WE'LL BE TOGETHER!" Booth and Cam hollered, "WITH THE ROOF RIGHT OVER OUR HEADS!"
We'll share the shelter of my single bed
we'll share the same room
It's just like a holiday
"Is ths love, is this love , is this love , is this love that I'm feeling!" they sang together, Bones and Zach doing a really jumpy and uncoordinated waltz, "Is ths love, is this love , is this love , is this love that I'm feeling!"
I wanna know, wanna know wanna know now.
I wanna know , wanna know wanna know now
"I-I-I-I-I I'm willing and able!" Bones and Angela were rocking in a trance-like way, "So I put my cards on the table!"
"I wanna love ya!" Jack hugged Angela and rocked her from side to side, "I wanna love and treat, love and treat you right."
"I wanna love ya everyday and every night," Cam sang, "This song makes me wanna lie down on a beach in Negril. Preferably with someone male"
"We'll be together, with the roof right over our heads," Bones sang, "It's incredibly romantic."
Well share the shelter
of my single bed
We'll share the same room
It's just like a holiday
"Is this love is this love is this love is this love that I'm feeling?" Zach sang.
"MICHAEL!"
It came from two different sides of the room. Cam and Booth looked at each other.
"Which one?" Cam asked Booth.
"Jackson," he answered, "You?"
"Bolton. Wanna play rock, paper, scissors for it?"
He grinned charmingly, "Sure. Why not?"
They played and Cam won: paper covered rock.
"She won at rock, paper scissors twice?" Jack looked perplexed, "She's got dark powers."
"Oh, please! Don't be silly," she said as she loaded the CD into the radio, "Or do I?"
I could hardly believe it when I heard the news today
I had to come and get it straight from you
"I hate this song," said Angela, "I sing it though. What is with me and singing songs that I don't like?"
"You said you were leaving, someone swept your heart away!" Brennan and Cam sang their lungs out.
And the look upon your face I see it's true
"So tell me all about it tell me all the plan you're making," Booth sang as if he was sobbing, "Oh, tell me one thing more before you go."
"TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU! NOW THAT I'VE BEEN LOVING YOU SO LONG!" they all sang as if they were crying now, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIIIVE WITHOUT YOU!"
"And how am I supposed to carry on!" Brennan buried her head in Booth's shoulder, fake-crying dramatically, "When all that I've been living for is gone."
"Does everybody sing that song and pretend to cry?" Cam asked. They all laughed.
"Because Michael Bolton always sounds like he's crying," Angela said through her giggle.
"Yeah! My turn!" Booth basically skipped over to the radio, "And now, ladies and gentlemen, the greatest album ever made, the Thriller album!"
"Ooooh! You're kidding me!" Angela got just as excited, "Play Thriller! PLAY THRILLER!"
"Calm down, Ange!" Bones told her.
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
"AAAAHHH!" Angela screamed, "Michael!"
"Wow, you'd think he was in the room," Bones shook her head.
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
"You try to scream!" Angela and Booth sang, "But terror takes the sound before you make it."
"You start to freeze, as terror looks you right between the eyes," Zach, Cam and Jack joined them.
You're paralyzed
"Cause this is THRILLER! Thriller night!"
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
" You know it's THRILLER! Thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a thriller killer tonight!"
"Sing Bren!" Angela urged, "You know you want to!"
"I'm just confused at your reaction to Michael Jackson's music," she told her best friend, "I know people used to faint at his concerts."
"Yeah, because he's just that good," Cam told her.
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
"You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination," Brennan sang.
"Oh I knew you'd come around!" Angela said as Booth lifted her and spun her around.
"But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind. You're out of time!" Cam danced wildly, knocking Zach to the side.
"Cause this is THRILLER! Thriller night!" Everybody sang, jumping in the air.
There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
"You know it's THRILLER! Thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a thriller killer tonight!"
"Awesome!" Booth shouted, "Next CD."
"Not yet!" Angela ran to the CD player and pressed a button.
"ANGELA! I SAID NO REPEATS!"Booth hollered.
"Oh, lighten up, Booth!" she snapped at him, and as the song intro played, she grabbed his hand and tried to get him to dance.
"Beat it!" Jack threw his hands in the air, "Excellent song choice!"
"They told him don't you ever come around here! Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear!" Bones sang.
"The fire's in their eyes and their words are very clear! So beat it, just beat it!" Zach joined in.
"You better run you better do what you can. Don't wanna see no blood don't be a macho man!" Cam sang and danced.
"You wanna be tough, better do what you can. So beat it!" Jack sang.
"BUT YOU WANNA BE BAD!" Angela shouted.
"Just beat it! Beat it! Noone wants to be defeated!" they all sang, nodding their heads in time to the music, "Showing how funky strong is your fight! It doesn't matter whose wrong or right! Just beat it!"
"This video was so rad!" Angela shouted.
"Did you just say rad?" Booth laughed.
Angela covered her mouth as she giggled, "But it was!"
"Crap. I thought this song was so stupid when it came out," said Cam, holding a CD in her hands, "I used to haunt me."
Jack took the CD from her, "I loved this song!"
"It was annoying! And it made people think swing was an doable dance form for everybody! Trust me, the number of swing related deaths I've seen..."
"She's lying. Her cousin broke his leg during a swing competition," Booth told everybody, "Which song is that?"
Ladies and gentleman, this is Mambo Number 5
"Mambo Number 5?!" Angela screamed as the intro to the song played. Jack snuck the CD in when they weren't looking, "I love that song! No, I hate it. Aw shucks, it makes me wanna get up and dance and hit myself at the same time."
One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
"Hey, let's dance Bones!" Booth grabbed her hand.
"Booth if you dare lift me, I swear I'll..." her sentence trailed off as he swung her in and out of his arms.
To the liqueur-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna
"Come on, baby, let's cut a rug!" Jack pulled Angela to where Booth and Bones were already dancing.
"The only great thing about this song is that they say my name in it," she sighed, smiling a little as Jack spun her around.
"Dr. Saroyan?" Zach offered his hand.
"Hey, why not?" she grabbed him and pulled him onto the makeshift dancefloor.
Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep Because talk is cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
"There it is! He said my name!" Angela squealed, dancing with more gusto now. Actually they all were. Booth dipped Bones three times in a row.
And as I continue you know
They are getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg and you my lord
To me flirting it's just like sport,
"I said not to lift...ahhh!" Bones screamed as Booth lifted her and swung her around in his arms.
"Hey, swing is a dangerous dance! See?" Cam jerked her thumb in the direction of the CD's Bones' kicking feet knocked over, "Don't you dare try it, Zach."
"I wasn't planning to." he laughed.
Anything fly It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet
"A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE! A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SIDE! A LITTLE BIT OF RITA, ALL I NEED! A LITTLE BIT OF TINA'S WHAT I SEE!"
"Ow!" Cam complained. Angela's fancy footwork made her kick Cam in the shin.
"A LITTLE BIT OF SANDRA IN THE SUN! A LITTLE BIT OF MARY ALL NIGHT LONG! A LITTLE BIT OF JESSICA HERE I AM! A LITTLE BIT OF YOU MAKES ME YOUR MAN!"
"Wheee! This is kinda fun!"
Bones went spinning around the room on Booth's shoulder.
"PUT HER DOWN!" Cam screamed.
"Jump up and down and move it all around!" Jack sang.
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
CRASH!!!
"Told you it's dangerous!" Cam said when Bones took a belly flop towards the floor.
"Take one step left, and one step right," nothing dampened Jack's party, "One to the front and one to the side! Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice!"
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right
"BOOTH!" Bones screamed in pain.
"Sorry." Booth helped his partner up.
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side...
"What happened?" Jack only just noticed Bones limping towards a chair. Booth looked about to cry with guilt.
"You okay?" he asked Bones.
"Yes, I'm fine. I just need to sit out this dance," Bones' glare contradicted her airy tone.
"Listen up everybody," said Angela, holding up a CD, "The angst returns."
I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not make myself
"Ohhh, angst," Cam fisted her hands under her chin, shuddering and squeezing her eyes shut dramatically, "My heart! It breaks!"
"Cause my heart so much misery, I will not break the way you did," Jack sang.
"You fell so hard!" Angela and Brennan sang mournfully, "I learned the hard way to never let it get that faaaaaaaaar!"
"BECAUSE OF YOU, I'LL NEVER STRAY TOO FAR FROM THE SIDEWALK! BECAUSE OF YOU, I LEARNED TO PLAY ON THE SAFE SIDE SO I DON'T GET HURT!"
"Because of you, I find it hard to trust not only me but anyone around me! Because of youuuu!" Angela louder than the radio, "I am afraid."
"I lose my way, and it's not long before you point it out. I cannot cry, because I know that's weakness in your eyes," Zach sang with so much conviction that Cam had to ask, "Zach are you okay?"
I'm forced to fake
A smile, a laugh, everyday of my life
"My heart couldn't possibly break, when it wasn't even whole to start wiiiith!" Bones and Angela shrieked.
"BECAUSE OF YOU, I'LL NEVER STRAY TOO FAR FROM THE SIDEWALK! BECAUSE OF YOU, I LEARNED TO PLAY ON THE SAFE SIDE SO I DON'T GET HURT! BECAUSE F YOU I FIND IT HAD TO TRUST NOT ONLY ME BUT EVERYONE AROUND ME, BECAUSE OF YOUUU, I AM AFRAID!"
Bones and Zach had their war faces on, "I watched you die I heard you cry every night in your sleep. I was too you should have known better than to lean on me. You never thought of anyone else, you just saw your pain..."
"AND NOW I CRY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR THE SAME DAMN THIIIING!" Angela, Zach and Bones sang out, " BECAUSE OF...Hey!"
They turned to see Cam taking out the CD.
"Sorry to spoil the fun, guys, but that was very scary," she told them, "Anybody have a CD to put in?"
"Me!"
"Okay, Seeley, now be a good boy and put the CD in and you'll get a sticker in your book for effort!" Cam said in a teacher-like voice.
"Ha ha. Hilarious," he popped the CD in.
They tried to make me go to rehab
And I said no, no, no
"Yes I been black but when I come back you know, know know!" Angela sang, trying to imitate Amy Whinehouse's voice.
"I ain't got the time!" Bones sang "And my daddy thinks I'm fine!"
"They try to make me go to rehab and I won't go, no, no"
"I'd rather be alone with ray," Booth sang, snapping his fingers, "I ain't got seventy days."
"Remind me to check your Ipod. You need to delete some tuff," Cam pointed at him.
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I ain't learned from Mr. Hathaway
"I didn't get a lot of class," Bones sang, "But I know it don't come in a shot glass."
They try to make me go to rehab
But I said no, no, no.
"Woo!" Jack lifted a CD in the air triumphantly, "Total stripper music!"
Bones and Cam exchanged looks of confusion. Angela giggled.
"No." Booth sighed, "Don't tell me..."
With a little bit of uh, uh
And a little bit of uh, uh...
"Oh," Bones moved her shoulders to the beat, "I like this song."
"I'm confused by this song," said Zach, "I don't think people actually follow the instructions do they?"
"Nah," Cam assured him.
"I WAS LIKE GOOD GRACIOUS ASS IS BODACIOUS!" Angela and Bones screamed.
Oh, flirtacious, tryin to show patience
I'm waitin' for the right time to shoot my steez
Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys
"AND I'M LEAVIN' PLEASE BELIEVIN'!"
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
"No decievin' nothing up my sleeve and, no teasin'" Booth danced a circle around Bones and watched her laugh. Cam's hair came loose from all the head banging she was doing.
I need you to
"GET UP UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR!" they all sang , "GIVE THAT MAN WHAT HE ASKIN' FOR!"
"Cuz I feel like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you," Zach sang, rocking out, "Can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use?"
"I SAID!" Cam flung her hands in the air.
"IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE! SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!" they all sang.
"I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my cloooothes of!" sang Angela.
"OH, IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE! SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!"
"I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my cloooothes of!"
Why you at the bar if you ain't poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint f- the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
"This song just makes you wanna dance!" said Angela, shaking from head to toe.
"It also makes you feel kinda dirty," Cam said self consciously.
"Is that what that feeling is?" said Booth, but he shrugged it off, "I'm okay with that!"
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant lose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
"So take it off like you home alone, dancing in front of the mirror and you're home alone!" Angela sang.
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like girl
"I THINK MY BUTT GETTIN' BIG!"
Oh it's gettin hot in here
So take off all your clothes
"I AM GETTING SO HOT, I'M GONNA..."
CRASH!
Everybody looked around.
Bones stood beside the radio. Her face was full of shock and guilt.
"What happened?" Booth asked.
"I...I kicked it."
"You kicked it?" Angela laughed, "Why would you do a thing like that?"
"It was an accident. I just arbitrarily kicked, and...my foot caught it."
"You must have kicked it really hard," Cam commented as she took up the radio off the floor. It was actually cracked.
Booth sighed, "What do we do now?"
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JSYK: David Boreanaz onc said on a BBC Radio interview that he like Amy Winehouse. Not exactly vital information, but whatevs.
Woo hoo! That's 70 songs! I hope you sang to each and every one!
Whew, I better go get a life now. Ciao!