(A/N: Don't ask why the hell I'm using RW movies….I don't know)
Chapter 5: Hell on earth

~Shadow~

Ugnnnn He woke up feeling unusually sore. Usually he wasn't this sore, Kurama made sure of that. Well he'd be okay. Slowly he opened his eyes and looked at the girl in his arms. Wah! Whose that and what the fuck am I doing in bed wit- his mind cleared of morning fogginess. Oh that's right Fuu insisted upon sleeping in my bed with me… can't complain too much. He realized he had morning wood, he blushed and the thought of Fuu waking up to that. He rolled away from her lightly and tried to recall what had happened the end of the day yesterday. It had all gone so fast. He stood up as quietly as he could to go make his new living mate and himself some breakfast.

-Flash Back-

"No I'm staying in your bedroom with you." Fuu said.

"Oh…. Alright." He replied confused by her statement but decided it was better not to argue.

After that she went off to take a shower, he went to the kitchen to make dinner. Spaghetti, he hoped she enjoyed this meal. He suddenly felt a creeping sensation and was about to turn off the stove when something or rather someone hugged him from behind. He smiled and calmed down. This was Fuu behind me he kept cooking until it was done. He turned off the stove and poked her arms still around him.

"Am I allowed to move to give us dinner?" Shadow said turning around laughing slightly to see a grinning Fuu.

"Of course now come Shadow to the couch!" Fuu exclaimed happily rushing toward his couch as he brought both plates of food in.

"Well I suppose you want to watch a movie then? Pick one" Shadow said not even thinking twice.
Fuu chose a classic, Batman Begins He smiled as she popped it in. As they finished eating and put their food aside he notices Fuu getting sleepy. They decided after begins that they'd finish the trilogy for no reason. Quickly Fuu fell asleep on Shadows chest. Once "the dark knight rises" was over he looked at her sleeping figure. Gods she was beautiful. He picked her up slowly and carefully so as not to wake her. He carried her to his room and laid her down. He quickly followed suit after brushing his teeth. He hugged her lightly and fell asleep that way.

-End Flash Back- (A/N: Long ik sorry)

When he walked downstairs to the kitchen he turned the stove on to start making eggs.

"Well today's going to be a good day. Still yesterday was pretty fucking awesome!" He said to himself in monotone. Unknown to him someone was hiding in the shadows around the corner. He put some eggs in water and put some eggs to be scrambled. He started scrambling them when he got jumped on by a foe. Quickly he let go of his the pan and grabbed the wrist of the person. Hm their small so that might explain why I couldn't detect them. He threw his opponent to the floor and brought one of his special kunai's to their neck.

"Any last wor- FUU!"

"OW?!"

He immediately put his kunai away picking her up bridal style. She started blushing and picked her fist up to punch him but he just put her down.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah fine." She said pouting

"I'm sorry forgive me. I'm just not used to having anyone else around nor anyone jump on my back."

"It's okay I forgive you…for now"

He cringed at that 'for now' part he didn't like the sound of that statement.

"What got you up so early? I was going to bring you food in bed."

"Your cooking that's what." And his comment about how awesome yesterday was but he doesn't have to know that.

"Alright well let's eat okay?"

"Okay."

With that they ate Shadow finishing first he took a shower quickly and came back to see Fuu doing the dishes. He smiled snuck up behind her and put his hands on her waist.

"Sneaking up on me are we handso- Shadow." She said stuttering

"What was that?" He said smiling he knew exactly what she'd said

"I said sneaking up on me are we Shadow?" She repeated herself

"Nope that's not what you said. You said 'handsome'"

"Did not!"

"Well either way go take a shower and get dressed there's a spare set of clothes you can borrow of mine for today. I'm getting you some after training okay." He said matter of factly

"one, fine two, well….fine three, no you will not go clothes shopping for or with me!"

"Yeah I will I'm paying for it missy."

"Oh alright!" She said admitting defeat.

"Alright well hop too"

With that he let her go take a shower and get changed when she came down he looked her over but in his head something was going down. HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS GOOD!

"Well how do I look in YOUR clothing" she said mischievously

"Flirting answer? Sexy as hell, my answer: you like good in that now can we go?!" He said opening and holding the door for her.

"Yeah yeah lead the way smarty pants" She says going out and waiting for him.

They arrived before Kakashi. Or so they thought.

~Kakashi~

Hn, so she's wearing some of his clothes. She also has a red container on her back. Maybe containing bugs; that would make sense because she's the host of Chomei. Still I can't underestimate her as for him. He's out of my hands for the day. So, let's go meet them. With that Kakashi jumped from his hiding spot onto something where it would announce his presence.

~Shadow~

"Oh hai there love bir-" Kakashi started.

"Firstly shut up we aren't. Secondly let's get this shit out of the way. So you fighting both of us today?"

"Afraid not, Jiraiya of the Sannin wants to train you personally Shadow."

"Alright well….Fuu you going to be okay?" He asked with sudden fierce protection over his new friend

"Yeah I'll be okay don't worry!" she says waving a hand and smiling.

"Alright well where the pervert is. I owe him two things."

"I hope one of them is a thank you" Kakashi said pointing in Jiraiya's direction.

"It is" Shadow replied and sped to the now located nin.

~Jiraiya~

He was making notes for his future books on the things he saw yesterday. Damn it was only yesterday. He felt an unusual amount of power coming towards him at insane speeds. At least for a genin he figured it was Shadow. He let the boy hit him in the gut and he flew backwards breaking down a tree and making him hit the one behind it. It shook on impact. Hm that didn't come from power only speed and momentum alone. Still not bad

~Shadow~

The pervert had just taken a punch right to the gut unexpectedly he smiled. He wouldn't be getting up anytime soon. But to Shadow's surprise Jiraiya got up and shook it off.

"You're pretty fast. But you could use some work lets finish this in a taijutsu battle."

"Alright let's go!" Shadow said running towards Jiraiya. In a split second Jiraiya was behind and above him and pushed him foot into shadow spine and pushed him into the ground. He let Shadow get up and they began again this time Shadow attacked at his max speed and Jiraiya still countered it by jumping aside and punching Shadow in the face.

"Go for where I will be going not where I am."

"…." Was all Shadow said before activating his initial Sharigan.
He quickly followed Jiraiya's movements and landed a few quick hits. But then was unable to follow Jiraiya's sage kumite and was quickly over powered and pushed into the ground.

"Fuck…" Shadow said sounding completely beaten down.

"Well I gotta hand it to you. Not bad but you need a lot of improvement."

"Shut up, easy for you to say you're a legendary Sannin."

"Chill out here have this." Jiraiya give him some chocolate to munch on. "Come on lets go back to the main clearing.

"Alright" Shadow gets up with some difficulty and eats the chocolate while they return to the main clearing when they arrive. Fuu is surprisingly holding her own against Kakashi with his Sharigan.

"KAKASHI I THOUGHT I SAID NO SHARIGAN!" Shadow shouts angrily.

"You didn't though." Kakashi said mildly not even interrupting his battle flow.

"well fuck"

"She holds up well, we're just about done though." Kakashi suddenly changed his pattern and swipes Fuu's legs from under her. God I'm glad I made her wear pants. Kakashi quickly put his knee on her stomach and a kunai to her throat. "looks like its ov- OW!" suddenly Kakashi fell backwards in pain.

"Bastard it's not over while your balls are pretty much wide open." She replied with a scowl. "Looks like I win."

"fuck….. owwww…. I oww guess so." Kakashi said in immense pain.

"Well once my colleague here has recovered we'll share our idea's on skills you have and can improve on and things you're lacking in.

A/N: HERE HAVE A CLIFFHANGER YOU GUYS :D yeah well… the balls kicking just came to me because I was reading a story about Naruto and Tayuya and she did that. So just kind of rang a bell.