Chapter 1

"What the hell?!"

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a/n:

I DON'T OWN DEADPOOL OR SPIDERMAN.

TW: mentions of killing

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-- Peter Parker –

"A robbery happening at local bank Smark." The voice pierced through my ears from the headphones.

I quickly got up from my bed and ducked down. Once I was down on the floor, I perked my hand under the bed. I moved my hand from object to object until I felt a piece of fabric. I pulled it out and stood up from the floor.

I started to take off my shirt then my pants. Once I was only half naked, I separated the mask from the body suit. I threw the mask on the bed and then put the suit on. Once I had it on, I grabbed the mask and put it on my head then pulled it down.

I walked towards the window, opened it, and as I was almost out, I turned my back to the door . "Come on Parker! Don't think like that. You're doing this for Aunt May.. and the city. She banks there anyway." I thought to myself.

I turned back and shot a web into a nearby building and just like that I started swinging to the bank.

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"Leaving so soon? But the party just started!" I pouted to the robbers. "Nah bro! You're gonna web us up and leave us to the Popo!" Robber #3 remarked. "No…" I shot a web at one of the money bags, "I am going to take the stolen money then web ya!" I retrieved the bag of money and placed it on the side. I looked up to the three robbers, which were now staring at each other. Then they all nodded.

"What gonna leave?" I asked. Instead of an answer two robbers ran up to me and started to fight me as the other one started the vehicle and left with the money.

"Oh, so this is your brilliant plan?" I said before taking a hit to the stomach. I groaned in pain then started to punch back when I saw them smile.

I shot a web at one of the robbers, leaving him glued to the wall. The other robber, -which happened to be free and angry-, started to hit me once again. "Seriously man?!" I said. He shot a fist to my chin but I dodged it with my Spidey sense and shot a web at him. Making him stick to the floor. "Bye guys!" I said while leaving.

It was now time to find that guy with the van. As I was about to start swinging, the sound of a cop siren played in my ears.

"Come on Peter! The cops are nearby so you need to leave! Why won't you leave?!" That little voice in the back of my head yelled at me. "I am sorry Mr. Stacy…" I mumbled on the broch of tears. I looked back at the building I was going to and shot a web at it.

I climbed the building as it was the tallest one, I saw. I stood near the edge, hoping I would see the van. I sighed. "This is impossible!" I mumbled. Then suddenly, my Spidey sense tingled then I heard shouting. I looked back down hoping to see where the shouting came from. And just to my luck, I spotted a guy in red spandex, -just like me-, with the van. I wasn't too far away.

I shot a web at another building and started swinging to the van.

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I landed down on the ground then started walking up the van. I spotted the same red spandex guy. "Um I-" I got out before a loud sound stopped me. - … BANG! … - Then the sound of laughter reached my ears. I ran as fast as I could to the sound. Then I saw it.

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"WHAT THE HELL?!" I shouted.

"Oh, hey Spidey!" The red spandex dude cheered.

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words: 681 ……………………… That's all I got for this chapter, sorry!