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Chapter 1: Rebirth into DxD

In a small mansion, you can hear the screams of a beautiful blonde-haired woman as she gives birth, with a female doctor assisting in the childbirth and her husband, a dark-haired man with a strong build, at her side.

"Ouch! Ouch! Get it out of me!" the woman shrieked.

"Oh honey, you're doing great," the dark-haired man said.

"Screw you, bastard; you did this to me," the woman retorted.

The dark-haired man flinched back and replied, "But dear, you were the one who wanted to have children."

The woman glared at her husband and demanded, "Will you please just shut up?" as she let out another yelp of pain.

"The baby is almost here," exclaimed the doctor. The woman gave one final hard push, and soon the sound of a crying baby filled the room.

The doctor announced to the new parents, "It's a healthy baby boy, Lady Isha." After examining the baby, she handed him over to the new mother and left the room to give the new parents some privacy.

The new mother looked at her baby and saw that he had blonde hair, just like her own, and blue eyes, just like her husband's.

"So, what are we going to name him?" asked the husband.

"Naruto," she replied. "His name is after a hero from a book that I once read."

"Naruto, are you sure it's not because of your addiction to ramen?" the man joked.

The woman punched her husband in the stomach, causing him to double over as she continued playing with their son.

"I can't believe I am married to a moron," the woman muttered to herself.

"Get up off the ground, Damian, and come hold your son," Lady Isha said to her husband in a commanding voice.

The now identified Lord Damian was by her side in an instant, holding his son gently and whispering, "Well my little devil, may you live a long and happy life." He said with a smile.

5 years later...

A naked blonde boy could be seen running away from his personal maid named Mio, who is an attractive redhead with a large bust.

"come back here right now Naruto Satanchia and take your bath", she shouted.

"No way! You'll have to catch me first," the blonde yelled back at her while laughing.

The blond boy continued to run until he ran into something and fell backward. When he looked up, he found his mother standing there with a scary look on her face.

"Naruto Sol Satanchia what have I told you about running around the house naked and giving Mio so much trouble", she said in a calm voice.

The blonde gulped and replied, "Not too." Then she gave a weak smile.

She kept on staring at him before sighing. By this time, Mio had already arrived and gave a deep bow, "Lady Isha, I'm so sorry for the trouble."

Lady Isha gave Mio a small smile and said, "There is no need to apologize. I know what kind of trouble my son can get into. Don't worry about giving him a bath."

"Lady Isha?" Mio asked, confused.

She declared, "I am going to give him his bath."

"Mom!" Naruto yelled, mortified that his mother was going to give him the bath instead of Mio.

Ten minutes later...

Lady Ishi was seen washing her son's hair with only a towel on. The bathroom itself was massive enough to fit two of the maid's quarters Naruto noted as he had spied on the maids and snuck into their rooms before to pull pranks on them.

"As a member of the Satanchia clan, Naruto, you must be more aware than most about what you do because it will reflect upon the clan. We are one of the devil clans and serve Lucifer directly." she lectures.

"Yes, yes you've told me hundreds of times," the blonde grumbled.

The Lady Isha smiled then said,"If you promise to behave and focus on your studies I will teach you how to use our clan's powers".

"Really? You mean it?" The blond asked, having been trying to get his mother and father to teach him about the clan abilities since he learned of what they could do.

"Do we have a deal?" she replied.

"Yes!" he said excitedly, jumping up to give him a hug.

"You will have to show me that you are going to keep your word; for the next week, I want you to be on your best behavior, and if I hear you are giving any trouble, the deal is off", the blonde's mother stated.

One week later

Naruto is standing in front of his mother and father in a training area far outside their mansion.

"Now do you know of our clan's abilities, my son?" Lord Damian asked.

"Yes, we of the Satanchia clan possess the power of darkness," the blonde replied.

You are almost right, but not completely so. We of the Satanchia clan possess the powers of Darkness and Divination." The dark-haired man replied.

The blond boy just stared at his parents with a blank look of confusion. "Divination?" he asked.

His mother continued" yes the power of Divination is the power to read the past present and future to help with a problem hand".

Seeing that you are still confused your mother took pity on you" just think of it as an ability to predict your opponents moves before they make it".

"Our clan abilities are much more than that" Lord Damian grumbled.

Lady Isha ignored her husband and continued "For now think of it as a power to predict your opponent's next move and any weaknesses they may have." She simplified for her fellow blonde.

"Okay, I think I understand that," her son replied.

"Great,now the clan also has the ability to create and manipulate darkness in as many ways that you can imagine." She continued.

"That's so cool," the blonde enthusiastically exclaimed.

"Good," the blonde woman said, "now I'm going to teach you how to feel your demonic energy and draw it out." Close your eyes and focus on your stomach, you should feel an energy that is like oil, grab onto it and shape it into a shield around you."

Naruto sat down on the ground and followed his mother's instructions. Minutes passed by without anything happening until a black aura that looked like spilled ink started to leak out of him. Slowly, the aura began to surround him.

"It seems like you inherited the power of Darkness and it is strong in you, just as it was for me. Your mother was the opposite; she inherited the power of Divination. Your mother and I are cousins. We were placed in an arranged marriage because we both have one of our clan's most famous powers." Lord Damian said.

Without warning, Lord Damian fired a magic bullet from behind his son's head. The blond tilted his head to the right, dodging the spell, and it exploded against the side of the training yard.

"What the hell, Dad? Are you trying to kill me?" the blonde boy yelled.

Lord Damian ignored the blonde and said to himself "Interesting, you seem to have inherited the power of Divination from your mother. Also, with that, you may be able to one day influence fate." He whispered.

His monologue was interrupted when Lady Isha, who looked pissed off due to your father's sudden attack, buried his head five feet in the ground with one strong punch. "You idiot, what were you thinking? If he hadn't dodged the attack, he would have been seriously hurt," she screamed at the moron.

"I'm sure he would have been fine," he stated. This only angered his wife more; she punched him in the gut once again and grabbed their son's hand, leading him back home.