Another idea where Andrew gets his. Takes place post-series for both shows but the comic books, Angel Season 5 and the movie that does not deserve to be named are not acknowledged here and for the story's sake, it's Willow/Faith instead of She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Teen Wolf.


Willow had gotten a call from her friend Stiles Stilinski, who she met on a science camp, where she tutored briefly and befriended him due to Stiles' smarts and mutual interest in tech, computers and occultism and it did not take long for her to figure out there was something off about him and upon finding out that Stiles was a best friend with a werewolf, she began to relate to him much more due to Oz and Stiles, while he had no special abilities, was fascinated with Willow's magic just as much as with werewolves.

It had been a year after the defeat of Anuk-Ite and Monroe and the hunters and after remembering he had not seen Willow in a while, he decided to invite her and her friends over for a dinner, when Buffy, Willow, Xander, Dawn and Faith arrived to a cabin the Pack had rented.

Derek and Stiles were at the grill, when they saw one man and five girls, two brunettes, one of them younger, two blondes and one red-haired woman come out.

"Willow!" Stiles said, hugging Willow.

"Hey, Stiles. It's been a while." Willow said, hugging him back before a red-haired girl and two dark-haired boys, one older than the other approached.

"Yeah." Stiles said as they began with the introductions. "My girlfriend Lydia."

"Hi." Lydia said, shaking their hands.

"She's a Banshee." Stiles said.

"Oh, she's not going to scream and kill us, is she?" Xander asked warily.

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not that kind, I can…" Lydia trailed off uncomfortably. "I sense when someone dies."

"Oh, like Yukio from The Wolverine?" Xander realized.

"Not… exactly." Stiles said and Xander looked wary.

"Don't worry, I'm not sensing anyone dying anytime soon." Lydia assured and Xander chuckled nervously.

"Derek. I own the place." Derek offered his hand as they shook it.

"I'm Scott." The other man introduced himself.

"So you're the Scott Stiles wouldn't stop talking about." Willow realized.

"Yeah, we've been best friends since we were kids." Stiles said.

"He looks hot." Faith said, eying him. "You seem five-by-five."

"Aah, got a girlfriend, sorry." Scott said with raised hands.

"Is she here?" Willow asked as the Pack looked around sheepishly.

"She's… around. She'll show up sooner or later." Scott said lamely.

"Yeah, my friends. Buffy." Willow said.

"Hey." Buffy shook Scott's hand.

"The Slayer." Derek said, eying Buffy. "I've heard the stories."

"I'm one too, by the way." Faith said as she introduced herself. "Faith. Willow's girlfriend."

Stiles whistled. "Yeah, well, I guess I was right. I always kind of suspected you might be into girls too, Will."

"Really?" Willow asked.

"I mean, yeah, you did mention Oz and I know you said you liked Xander but there were some times when you would look at girls like… you seemed to be into boys, but I could tell you were fascinated by girls from time to time." Stiles said and Willow nodded.

"Xander." Xander said as they shook hands. "Hi."

"And I'm Dawn. Buffy's sister." Dawn said.

"So how about we go get something to eat?" Derek said as they went inside.

"Smells good." Xander said.

"Yeah, Malia's gonna come soon enough after catching the smell of roasted meat." Scott said.

"I thought Malia was your girlfriend, from what Stiles said." Willow frowned, confused.

"She's what? Your pet?" Buffy asked.

"No, she's my girlfriend." Scott said.

"But she's also a werecoyote." Stiles pointed out.

"Werecoyote? That's a thing?" Xander asked, disbelieved.

"Yeah. And trust me, you don't want to get on her bad side." Scott said.


"…and then it turned out to be just inches tall and I just stomped on it like a cockroach. Squelch." Buffy finished, laughing as the Pack all burst in laughter.

"Giles didn't think to translate the Gaelic writing on the picture of the demon, which said it was an actual size." Willow said, amused as the Scoobies reminisced fondly.

"Should we tell them about the time we tricked the twins into getting detention?" Scott asked as he and Stiles chuckled.

"OK, so there was this pack of Alphas that once came into town causing trouble, among them twin werewolves, that could merge into one Alpha werewolf that was really tough as nails, though I'm sure you'd beat him with no trouble." Stiles said.

"The twins were picking on our werewolf friend Isaac and they locked him and Allison inside a storage room, which was pretty low of them since Isaac's claustrophobic." Lydia said, remembering when they had told her the story and Buffy, Xander, Faith and Willow felt infuriated on Isaac's behalf.

"What happened then?" Willow asked.

"Allison and Isaac hijacked the bike of one of the twins and drove it into the hallway of the school and it pissed him off so he rushed out from the classroom but we tricked him into getting caught by the teacher with the bike and get suspended. I may have ripped apart a piece or two to piss him off." Scott said.

"Dude, nice!" Faith said as they high-fived with them.

"What's ironic that they later became good friends. Long story." Lydia said.

"At least some jerks have actual redeeming qualities." Buffy said as the Scoobies groaned for obvious reasons.

"Well, there's one weasel we should tell you about." Xander said.

"Yeah, that little creep." Faith said.


Unknowing to them, Andrew was listening to them from the distance and eavesdropping and he felt annoyed and insulted that they didn't seem to appreciate everything he had done for them, in his twisted demented mind of course. He conjured himself an invisibility spell and was about to come in and scare them.

"Do you smell that?" Derek asked, sniffing.

"Yeah." Scott said and Andrew paled, realizing that they were not humans and while he was invisible, it wouldn't take long before they were onto him, when they heard yipping.

Andrew turned visible as he ran off, with the coyote chasing him as he screamed. "Help!"

The Scoobies began laughing as the Pack chuckled.

"That's the creep?" Stiles asked.

"Yep." Buffy said, nodding.

"Malia, get him!" Scott cheered.

"That's your girlfriend?" Faith asked and Scott nodded.

"I like her already." Xander said as Malia bit into Andrew's butt and he screamed while she chewed off his pants, revealing teddy bear underwear as the Scoobies laughed.

"I knew he was pathetic but not that much." Faith said.

They heard barking and Andrew's screams before he and Malia disappeared from the distance and they heard more howling and screaming before it ceased. A few moments later, the coyote marched to the cabin before it shapeshifted into a naked brunette woman and the Scoobies, sans Faith, who admired Malia's beautiful body, immediately looked away, while the Pack looked amused, already used to Malia's antics.

"I hate invisible stalkers." Malia muttered before turning to Scoobies. "You must be the friends Stiles mentioned. I'm Malia, hi."

"Hi…" Buffy said awkwardly, all of them trying hard not to look at nude Malia much, except for Faith, who was only amused at their embarrassed reactions.

"Where's Andrew?" Xander asked.

"Oh, you mean that little freak I was chasing just now?" Malia asked and they nodded. "Uh, mauled, battered, some broken ribs. He'll be lucky to crawl to the nearby wildlife service officer."

"Malia, can you please put some clothes on? We've got guests here." Scott said.

Malia shrugged and walked into the house to get dressed, not even bothering to cover herself. After eight years as a coyote, she wasn't really embarrassed regarding her nudity but she had enough common sense of decency around others.

"I like her already." Faith said.

"Yeah, she'll grow on you." Scott said.


Andrew gets his again, this time from Malia, ha!

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