Chris spun the wheel and it landed on Mike.
"Mike, truth or dare?" said Chris.
"Truth." said Mike.
Chris held up a card.
"Before you started going steady with Zoey, did you ever have any successful relationships?" said Chris.
Mike became nervous and held up his freebie bottle.
"Can I use my freebie for this one?" said Mike.
But Zoey put the bottle down.
"No, no, I want to hear this." said Zoey.
"We all do." said Duncan.
Mike sighed.
"No, no successful relationships, nothing but first dates that didn't even lead up to second dates." said Mike.
"The reason being?" said Willow.
"You try surviving the first date with someone who has DID." said Mike.
Flashback
Some time before his stint on Total Drama; Mike was in a restaurant with a blond haired girl who looked like Courtney.
"So you're great with kids?" said the girl.
"Yeah, I'm great with kids. I really want to help them out in life, maybe become an elementary school teacher or anything that involves the youth." said Mike.
But then he was hit in the head by a scoop of ice cream and gasped before becoming Chester and turned to where the scoop of ice cream came from and glared at a child.
"Eh watch where you're tossing that ice cream you little runt, back in my day, children learned to mind their business in restaurants. Go crawl back up your mother's woumb you little devil." said Chester.
He turned around to see the girl was gone before gasping and turned back to Mike.
He looked down in shame.
Later; he was in a clothing store with a brown haired version of Lindsey who was clothing shopping.
"So what do you think?" said the girl.
"I don't know, fashion isn't really my strong suit." said Mike.
The girl saw a fedora and picked it up before turning to Mike.
"You know, you might look good in a fedora." said the girl.
Mike became shocked and started sweating nervously.
"Really, I don't think I'd look good." said Mike.
"No, no, try on the fedora." the girl said.
"No, no, don't put that-"Mike said before the fedora was put on his head, making him gasp and turn into Manitoba Smith.
He chuckled.
"Well what's a pretty thing like you doing far away from the outback?" said Manitoba.
The girl walked off nervously.
"See you." Manitoba said before tipping his hat.
He gasped before changing to Mike who looked around confused.
"Why am I holding a fedora?" said Mike.
Later; Mike was on an airplane with a girl who looks like Sky and was nervous.
"You want me to jump out of an airplane?" said Mike.
"Relax, you'll be wearing a parachute." said the girl.
She grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
Mike looked out the plane and became nervous.
"Okay Mike, it's just a 15 thousand feet drop, you'll be fine, you can do this." said Mike.
He gasped before turning into Svetlana.
"No, but Svetlana can, without a parachute no less." said Svetlana.
She jumped out of the plane and caught up with Mike's date.
"So you finally jumped, huh Mike? Where's your parachute anyways?" said the girl.
"I plan on pulling it off without a parachute to show how awesome I am." said Svetlana.
The girl kept on staring at Svetlana.
"Best of luck to you." the girl said before yanking the cord on her parachute, releasing it as Svetlana kept on falling very fast.
"See ya." said Svetlana.
She gasped before turning to Mike who became confused.
"Why am I fall from the sky?" said Mike.
He looked down and saw he was skydiving before screaming in shock.
"Hold on." said Sonic's voice.
End Flashback
"You jumped out of an airplane that's three miles above sea level, how are you still alive from that experience?" said Sonic.
Everyone even Chris was confused.
"Yeah, how did you survive and get on Total Drama anyways?" said Chris.
Mike chuckled nervously.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." said Mike.
Resume Flashback
Mike kept on falling before landing on a giant green Jell-O mold and was launched in the air before landing on it again.
He noticed the Jell-O mold and sighed.
"Saved by a gelatin dessert." said Mike.
He scooped a hand ful and ate it before spitting it out.
"Yuck, key lime." said Mike.
End Resumed Flashback
Everyone was stunned.
"Oh come on, Total Drama was more serious at first, but lately the show has been becoming more and more cartoon like. Anything's believeable these days." said Mike.
"Fair enough." said Chris.
He spun the wheel and it landed on Randy.
"Randy Cunningham, truth or dare?" said Chris.
"Truth." said Randy.
Chris held up a card and looked at it.
"Name the objects that Chris McLean sucks." Chris said before realzing what he read in shock and looked at the card, "Wait."
Roger started bursting out laughing.
Interview Gag
"Okay, here's the thing. I placed a card with that statement on top of truth cards from Randy Cunningham's truth or dare card stacks as a prank. I even swiped Chris's phone from his pocket just for extra points." Roger said before holding up a smartphone.
End Interview Gag
Roger kept on laughing before Chris growled in anger.
"Very funny." said Chris.
He tossed the card away and held up another card.
"Name the things Chris McLean likes to take up the ass in prison." Chris said before realizing what he read and became shocked, "HEY!"
Everyone even Chef laughed.
Interview Gag
First was Roger.
"Okay, that one was not me." said Roger.
Lastly was Duncan.
"That one was me." said Duncan.
End Interview Gag
Chris tossed the card and pulled out another card.
"What is your opion on Sonic the Hedgehog?" asked Chris.
Sonic pulled out some noise cancelling hear buds and put them in his ears.
Interview Gag
"If anyone has anything negative to say about me, I'd rather not hear it." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
"He's a very swell guy once you get to know him." said Randy.
He chuckled.
"I couldn't think of anyone I'd want by my side if he and I were the only two people left on the world." said Randy.
Chris shook his head before spinning the wheel.
It then landed on Luz.
"Luz Noceda." said Chris.
"I'll take a dare." said Luz.
Chris held up a card and looked at it.
"Sing a song about the most important person in your life." said Chris.
"That shouldn't be hard. We all know who the most important person in Luz's life is." said Willow.
Luz walked away from the bleachers as a piano appeared and Luz sat down.
She cracked her fingers before she began playing the piano.
Luz then started singing the Super Mario Bros song Peaches, but with Mittens in place of every Peaches, and Amity Blight in place of Princess Peach.
Everyone was stunned by what was happening.
"I think Jack Black is going to sue somebody." said Molly.
Ollie nodded.
Luz finished performing the piano and lots of applauding was heard followed by roses being thrown to her.
She grabbed one rose before walking off as Chef pushed the piano away.
Luz sat down next to Amity who kissed her on the cheek before a freebie bottle was given to her.
"And the next person is." Chris said before spinning the wheel.
The wheel stopped on Sonic.
"Sonic the Hedgehog, truth or dare?" said Chris.
"Dare." said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"Ain't no way I'm backing out of a dare, I'm not the kind of person to back away from a challenge, what else could Chris have me do, he already had me running on a tredmill while being shot at by Chef." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
The host looked at a card.
"Eat cat food." said Chris.
Everyone gasped in shock.
"That's almost as terrible as eating dog food." said Shawn.
Interview Gag
"God dammit, I blame that Sonic X anime for making that hedgehogs like cat food joke." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Chef pulled out a can of catfood and a can opener before he began opening the can.
"Sonic dude, you've got a freebie, you could use it to skip out of the dare. No one's going to judge you for it. What to do, what to do?" said Chris.
Sonic looked at his freebie bottle then at everyone looking at him intently before he became serious.
"Give me the cat food can." said Sonic.
Chef gave Sonic the can of cat food and he looked at it.
Sonic gulped before putting his mouth around it and pulled his head back to eat the entire contents.
He finished up before slamming the can on the table and chewed his food before swallowing it.
"Hmm, that was actually very good." Sonic said with a smile.
Chris became shocked and started vomitting.
He then held some money to Chef who smirked and took it.
"I win the bet a second time." said Chef.
But then Chef began vomitting.
Interview Gag
Chris was in there.
"As if seeing Owen eat a can of dog food wasn't bad enough, now I had to witness a hedgehog eating cat food." Chris said before vomiting.
End Interview Gag
Sonic had another freebie bottle before Chris spun the wheel.
It then stopped on Roger.
"Roger, truth or dare?" Said Chris.
"Dare." Said Roger.
Chris sighed and looked at a card.
"Get launched from a catapult to a far away target." Said Chris.
Chef than pushed the Hurl of Shame into the area before setting it up to launch.
Roger walked to the catapult.
"You could use your freebie if you want, I won't judge you if you do." Said Chris.
"Nah it's cool, I can fly." Said Roger, "But hold that thought."
He took off his jacket.
"Keep this safe while I'm away." Said Roger.
He gave his jacket to Chris who fell to the ground groaning in pain.
"What all do you keep in this thing?" Said Chris.
Roger chuckled.
"Don't worry about it. Just launch me." Said Roger.
Chef pulled the catapult lever and Roger was launched from the catapult and flew away.
Roger saw the target he was supposed to hit.
"Yeah I don't think I'll be able to hit that at this altitude. I'd better drop some weight." Said Roger.
He noticed his prosthetic leg and removed it before tossing it away, causing him to gain more altitude.
Back at the bleachers; Ollie was looking through a pair of binoculars and became shocked by what he saw.
"Okay, this is really weird." Said Ollie.
Everyone looked at him confused.
"What Ollie?" Said Molly.
"Apparently Roger threw his prosthetic away and just gained lots more altitude to hit the target he's flying towards." Said Ollie.
Everyone is shocked.
"What, that's not how the laws of physics work." said Meek.
"Tell that to your cousin." said Ollie.
Roger then crashed into the target he was flying towards before more crashing sounds were heard.
Later; a badly injured Roger had returned to his seat and had another freebie bottle.
Chris cringed and gave Roger his jacket back.
"Yeah might I suggest if it lands on you again, do a truth, you look very injured." suggested Chris.
Roger realized Chris was right.
"Good point." said Roger.
A nuclear warhead popped out of Roger's jacket before he pushed it back in.
Chris spun the wheel before it landed on Shawn.
"Shawn, truth or dare?" said Chris.
"Dare." said Shawn.
Chris looked at a card.
"Ride the slingshot ride." said Chris.
Chef pointed to a slingshot ride and Shawn gulped.
"Well, here goes." said Shawn.
He walked over to the ride and was about to get on.
"WAIT A MINUTE!" yelled Sonic.
Everyone looked at the hedgehog.
"Those things require that two people be in the ride before it can be operated, carnival and amusement park rules. Shawn needs to take one more person on the ride with him before it can be operated." said Sonic.
Chris realized Sonic had a point.
"As much as I hate to admit it but you got a point Sonic." He said, "Any Volunteer?"
Everyone became very nervous about the whole thing.
"Come on, rules are rules, just like the Zipper rides." said Chris, "Only you're not in an enclosed space."
Jasmine raised her hand up.
"I'll do it." said Jasmine.
Shawn looked at his GF.
"Jasmine?" said Shawn.
Darryl chuckled.
"Her on the Slingshot? Given her size, she'll more than likely keep it from going in motion, or stay on the ground while it goes in motion." said Darryl.
Molly nodded.
"He has a point Chris, No offence Jasmine." spoke Molly.
But Jasmine picked up both McGee's in anger and glared at them.
"Is there a problem with that?" said Jasmine.
The McGee's gulped nervously.
"No, no, no problem." said Darryl.
"I don't see anything wrong with that." said Molly.
Jasmine set the two down before walking to the Slingshot and sat down next to Shawn.
Chef secured the two to the ride.
"Okay, here we go." said Chef.
He pressed some buttons on a control and the ride started to go into starting position.
"First time?" said Jasmine.
"First time for everything." said Shawn.
Jasmine nodded.
The ride then went into motion as everyone watched what was happening.
The ride finished up before the seats were brought down.
"And now it's time to see the terrified looks of the riders." said Chris.
He and Chef walked over to the seats but became shocked by what they saw.
Shawn and Jasmine were both asleep.
Chris groaned.
"Did these two seriously fall asleep during the ride?" said Chris.
Interview Gag
Shawn and Jasmine were both in the confessional sleeping while Shawn was on Jasmine's lap.
End Interview Gag
Chris shook his head.
"Chef, do something." Said Chris.
Chef walked over to the two and pulled out an air horn before pressing the button on it, making a sound that woke Shawn and Jasmine up.
"WE ARE UP!" They yelled.
The two looked around.
"Did we fall asleep during that ride?" said Shawn.
"Yes you did." said Chris.
"He was hoping to see looks of terror from you two." said Roger.
Jasmine chuckled.
"Well it's a good thing not many things scare me. I'm from the outback." said Jasmine.
"Nothing scares me either." said Shawn.
Roger held his stumpy leg up.
Chef screamed in shock.
Shawn and Jasmine screamed in shock as well.
Roger shook his head.
"Always." said Roger.