PHOENIX WRIGHT ACEININE CROSSOVER
CHAPTER 2
ACE ATTORNEY VS HARRY POTTER
phoenix apollo and athena landed in a place
"woah where are we" said apollo
"oooohhh i remember this place" said phoenix
"where"
"this is hogwards, its where that shithead harry potter goes to scool"
"harry potter" shouted athena "come on apollo we gotta get his autograph"
"OBJECTION NO HE SUCKS" shouted phoenix but athena was dragging apollo across the halls so he chase them until they ran into ron
"ohai harry potter fans ohai phoenix what u doin here" said ron
"mr wright u know ron" said athena
"yeah, i defended him and hermine and ginny and harry and barrylawn in court 9 years ago"
"wat it was only last yeer o well guess time flows differently in other words" said ron "aaanyway i gess u guys wanna get home
"idk, the place shud be being bombed rite now" said nick
"but" said apollo "time flows 9 times faster in ace attorney world than here so it shud be done now"
"o yeah lol" said phoenix "so i gues we shud be fine to go back, some friendly lookin guy told us it wud be safe to come here while it was happening"
"ok hermine has been working on portal magic, well send u home with dat"
so they went to hirmoines magic place
"hi phoenix what u doin here" said hermine
"we gotta get to ace attorney world to go home after taking shelter from bombs"
"why"
"cause some nice guy told us to hide here"
"hmmm whatd he look like"
"he looked like me but darker and had red eyes"
"OH SHIT" shouted harmoine "we had someone like that here ecept they looked like me ron and harry, AND THEY STOLE MY MAGIC STUFF"
"WHAAAAT" shouted ron "HOW"
"they came and took it and now i cant use magic"
"we gotta get dat back" said apollo
"lets get hary" said ron running to the door
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "harry cant do shit cause hes a weak pece of fuck, i beat him up in two fights that were BOTH started by him"
"then what shud we do" said hermine
"we gotta do this... OURSELVES"
===PREPARING===
phoenix came out of the dressing room dressed like a wizard and everyone laughed at him cause he had a pointy hat tiny glasses on his nose a big staff and weird robes
"waaah no one told me wizards dont ware these" said phoenix
so they sneaked into dummledores room and three guys in black were there
"heh heh heh" cakcled the guy who looked like harry potter "exxxxellent work dark ron and dark hermine"
"yea, they had no idea it was actually me so they had no problem with me stealing her magic" said dark hermine
"wow dose dicks" whsipered hermione "im gonna turn whoever thoght that was fine into todes"
"uhhhh harry" said darkron "what are we gonna use it for"
"we gonna use hermines secret magic to create a portal and go to mario world where well take over with bowser and well portal everywhere to all the worlds and take them too and then well go to ace attorney world where dark phoenix will be waiting for us and he will become ruler of all worlds"
"what about us"
"we get free VIP in his castle"
"WOOOOOOAH SHIT, AN WE DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR TEH BILS OR ANYTHIN?"
"nope"
"dammmmn this dark phoenix wright guy is gettin ripoffed" said darkron "ok darkhermine lets portal to mario world"
"OBJECTION" shouted phoenix "NOT SO BAD FASTFUCKERS" and he ran to them
"ahhhh its dark phoenix" said harry
"yeah, an u know what dark people dont like"
"what"
"LIGHT"
he shined a flashlight at hermine and ron and they looked away in shock but harry didnt
because harry
WAS NOT ACTUALLY DARK HARRY, IT WAS REAL HARRY
"HAARRYYYY" shouted ron "WHATAREUDOING?"
"im teaming up with the bad fucks"
"BUT WHYYYY"
"so i can defeat phoenix" said harry "sorry guys its for my pride"
"well im gonna KILL UR PRIDE" shotued ron takin out magic wand but harry winded it out of his hand
"DARKRON HARKHARMOINE THE PORTAL NOW!"
so darkmine did the magic and the portal appeared and they heard mario music used in grassy areas and they jump in
"U FUCKERS, WE STOP U" shouted phoenix an he apollo athena ron and hermine ran into the portal and they were in mario world
but they didnt just see mario stuff
there was a white ting running at them!
TO BE CONTINUED