Lem: space, a universe of mystery. Well, today,the mystery will be unveiled. Thanks to science, we now know the universe is nearly 500 miles long and it contains, you're not going to believe this, over 1,000 stars.
Lem sees all the kids yawning, sleeping and feeling bored
Skiff: Psst! Lem, come on! Liven it up. *giving a thumbs up*
Aizza: yeah Lem! You gotta make it fun!
Lem continues
Lem: And still, the only known intelligent life
Lem placed the film tape
Lem: is right here on our planet.
As the screen shows the planet it started to which makes the crowds gasp and panicking
Lem looks confused and realized the film tapes is messing up.
Lem: no, not today! Not today! Please.
Kid: what was that?
Eckle: That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs. They're gonna eat our brains for dinner!
That makes the crowd gasp
Another kid: is that true?
Aizza: uhh I'm not pretty sure that's not true
Lem: everybody,please,that's ridiculous
Skiff: Totally ridiculous. Brains for dinner? Come on! Brains are for breakfast with cereal and milk.
Which makes another kid gagged
Aizza: *whispers*Skiff!
Dinner is organs and eyeballs.
All the children starting shrieking, the kid starts throwing up and the kids covers their mouths.
Aizza: stop it Skiff! You're making them scared and sick!
Skiff: what?? I'm just telling them what it is.
Lem: Okay, everyone, everyone, please, listen up. We're not getting eaten
The boss stops and listens
Lem: or harvested or having our brains barbecued. The universe isn't scary. It's really amazing. And don't forget to pick up your planetary yo-yos.
Lem starts playing with the yo-yos
Lem: We've got one for each of you.
All the children starts cheering
After the show all the kids starts playing the yo-yos
Lem: You're looking at the new Junior Assistant Curator! High four! Whoo-hoo!
Lem and Skiff gave each other high fours
Lem,skiff,Aizza and Eckles walks out of the museum
Lem: Well, it's part-time now and full-time after I graduate.
Milk man: How did you do, Lem?
Lem: Got the job!
Milkman: Knew you would.
Lem: Hey, I can see my whole life. A house, a car, two kids, they'll grow up and have kids. They'll come home to visit on holidays.
Policeman: Lem, congratulations on that job. I knew you could do it
Lem: Yeah, thanks.
Aizza: wow Lem, you got everything congratulating you for the job. I'm proud of you bro.
Lem: thank you Aizza. I appreciate that.
Eckle and Skiff: Oh, wow!
Both Eckle and Skiff ran and sees the new poster " humaniacs 3 " at the comic book
Skiff: There it is. Just two more days.
Eckle: wow. Humaniacs lll: The Final Battle for Our Worid.
Eckle and Skiff: Victory or extinction!
Both imitating gun sound effects
Skiff and Eckle both humming the movie theme
Lem: If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met.
Aizza: I agree with that
Both Lem and Aizza walked away
Skiff: Did you just say what I think you just said?
Lem: I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids' movies anymore.
Skiff: *GASP* kids movies? I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist
Lem: Duh. *rolls his eyes and continues walking away*
Skiff: just as thought, you're not Lem. You're an alien zombie like in Humanics 2
Lem: Skiff, I'm not a zombie
Skiff: Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say
Skiff brings Aizza and Eckle close to him
Skiff: tell me something the real Lem would know
Aizza: come on Skiff is that really necessary?
Skiff: necessary enough, Aizza to see if Lem is not the zombie.
Lem: its alright Aizza. Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase who thinks the government is hiding all aliens evidence in base 9.
Lem walk past skiff
Lem: And you give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans.
Aizza and Eckle: Eww!
Skiff: it was just experiment.
Skiff follows Lem
Skiff: With all due respect. I've put in the hours and done a lot of alien research at work.
Lem: what are you talking about? You work in a comic book store!
Aizza: dang! He called you out on it!
Skiff: the greatest source of scientific knowledge
Skiff's boss: Skiff, time to unpack the fake alien poop!
Skiff: right away, Mr. Haglug!
Lem and Aizza walks away
Skiff: you will believe me, guys, when aliens put you on the takeout menu.
Skiff haves Eckle a comic book
Eckle: Wow!
Mr Haglug: Skiff!
Skiff: I love fake alien poop day.
Skiff walks in to the comic book store.
Cut back to Lem,Aizza and Eckle walking to their house
Lem: so, Eckle, do you think your sisters home?
Aizza looks at Lem
Eckle: *still focus on the comic book* why?
Lem: I thought maybe...I thought I might tell her I got the job.
Eckle: why?
Lem: forget it. Aizza, You tell her for me. Okay? You're her best friend.
Aizza: Dude, why don't you just tell her yourself? Everytime you want me to tell her something. She ask why don't you just tell her yourself?
Lem: what?
Eckle: I know right! And then my mom says it's because you like her, and then she says that " oh, that's so cute, "
Aizza: oooh Lem really likes Neera!
Eckle: and why don't you just ask her out already, cause she's been waiting for you to ask her out. Every since we move next door to you.
Lem: she has? The girl in my dreams likes me?
Aizza: I agree with him. You should go ask her out, this is gonna be the best day of your life!
Lem: you're right Aizza, this is the best day of my life!
Eckle: yeah, we got to see that kid throw up
Aizza: *chuckles* you'll understand when you get older kid.
I hope you guys love it! 3
