PHOENIX WRIGHT ASININE ATTORNEY

CHAPTER 3

ACE ATTORNEY VS MARIO & RABBIDS & KNUCKLES

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screeched the white thing in mario world dat shudnt be in mario world wtf as it ran to phoenix team

"ahhh guys we gotta fite it" shouted phoenix and he took out his wizard wand and said a spell but nothing happened cause silly clothes dosnt make him a wizard

the rabbit thing took out a gun but then its ass got roasted by a fireball

"OH SHIT" shouted ron and mario was there "MARIO U ARE A WIZARD!"

"what no im not a wizard im mario" said mario

"no mario u just did magic, U AR A WIZARD"

"no im mario, and u landed in my world"

"ok hey mario have u seen any dark versions of urself" said apollo

"i see lots of dem"

"no with red eyes and workin for some fuck called dark phoenix wright"

but before mario cud answer more rabbits came down

"O NO" shouted mario "run guys, teh rabbids are comin"

"wtf why, this is mario world" said phoenix

"yeah but teh rabbits are in our world for some probably bullshit reason, so hide"

they ran to toad town but they didnt see any toads

"wtf, why are tehre toads everywhere except their town" said mario

they ran into a house but someone was there

but it wasnt a toad, it was a RABID

"AAAAAAH" screamed mario before realizing evryone was a rabit

"HA HA HA" laughed nintendo in the sky "we herd there were too many toads so we replace them all with rabbids DAAAAAMN WE SO CLEVER"

and everyone at nintendo pat themselves on the back for comin up with this amazing idea until they got reviews saying there were too many rabbids

"damn IT!" said nintendo "why cant our fans make their minds up"

the rabbids surrounded them and they eyes turn red and bwaaad

"wait guys i no what to do" said apollo

"o no apollo dont DO IT" said athena and apollo opened his mouth and went like

"IIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

"BWAAAAAAAA" screamed the rabbids clutching their reely big eers cause dat hurt, but atena was also hurting her ears cause they sensitive actually they were all hurting ears cause dat was so loud oops

"oops" said apollo and he picked everyone up and ran through the rabbids

but then he was stopped by BOWSER WEARING A BUNNY HOOD

"what whered u get that mask" said apollo

"SECRET" shouted bowser "NOW TEH RABBIDS TINK IM THEM AND THEIR LEEDER SO ILL KILL U MARIO"

"gaaahhhhh stop yelling my ears hurt man" said mario

"bwahahaha ok fine sorry" said bowser and apollo ran but bowser caught up and crush him

"HA" laughed bowser "the bunny hood also makes me RUN FASTER! now ur goin to where teh rabbids came from and that is hell!"

and he jumped to crush them but then time slowed down cause apollo touched his bracelet and ran away from the bowser

"wow dat was close but wait why did my bracelet react" said apollo and he noticed a dark guy in the distance twitching in excitement

"I FOUND HIM I FOUND HIM" shouted the guy running down and apollo saw it wasnt a dark guy but it might as well be cause it was harry potter

"hey bowser cum here im gonna give u a million coins" said harry

"WOAH NICE" said bowser running to harry and he shook him a lot to get the coins out "wtf man u dont HAVE any coins"

harrys head shook to become awake "yeah thats cause it was a trap, now i cast a spell on u"

and harry grabbed his wand and bowser became BLACK LIKE IN PAPER MARIO COLOR SPLASH

"bwaahaha" laughed bowser "teh power of 2016 racism shall doom teh world!" cause there were already 100000 angry people running at black bowser with signs saying anti racist stuff but bowser laughed at them and burned them cause they were shouting lies like donald trump

"alright bowser take us to where u got that mask"

so bowser created a portal and he and harry jumped in but apollo grab dark ron and dark hermine so they cudnt run too

"ok u useless fucks, give dese guys back their powers"

and he threw them at the real thems faces and they got sucked in

"holy shit" said ron "i got my portal magic back!"

"uh what" said apollo "i thought hermine lost her portal magic"

"wait what" said hermine

"its simple justice" said a voice and apollo turned and saw miles edgeworth and dick gumshoe there "logically speaking, u threw the dark people into the wrong person so they swap bodies, quite an original idea i must say"

"o cum on i cant make portals with a dick, thats uncomfortable" said ron i mean hermine

"well well have to fix dis problem in the next world, cause the portal is still open" said edgeworth

"yeah" said gumshoe "come on pals lets go"

so after everone else recovered from apollos scream, the eight of them jumped into the portal but before it closed two rabbids jumped in too

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT WORLD