PHOENIX WRIGHT GREAT CROSSOVER
CHAPTER 4
ACE ATTORNEY VS SOME LEGEND ABOUT LINK
"where ar we now" said apollo and they were in a place with a clock tower and then some kid came out of the cock tower and he was wearing a bunny hood
"AHA ITS A RABBID" shouted mario grabbing his gun and running to the kid
"AAAAAAH" shouted the boi "go away its just a mask"
"bowser was waring a mask"
"who tf is bowser, im link and i gotta stop dat moon up there from falling and killing the world"
"wat, are u ok kid"
"no, the moon is falling no one is ok"
link ran past them really fast cause of rabbid ears
"that must be the same mask browser was waring" said mario
"ok but where he get it" said phoenix
"hmmmm"
they all stood around thinking when they notice a dark guy staring at them outside the place
"HEY GUYS LOOK ITS THE EVIL GUY"
they ran out after the evil guy but a guard got in the way
"fuck off pussys, outside is the mountains, its scary over there and ur pussys so go hide in the trash or the mountain mite come and try to EAT u"
"wudnt be the furst time" said mario
"hey fuck off stupid guard were grown ups"
"PROVE IT"
"OK"
and phoenix pulled a knife out and gard was like omg he has a sword so they could go into the mountains
they ran out and saw green boi running up the mountain
"o no" said athena "he might get eaten we gotta get him away from teh mountain and maybe get him terapy with widget if he needs it"
"but" said apollo "what if the mountain EATS US TOO"
"ten well terapy us all while inside him"
"o ok sounds good"
they quietly ran up the mountain hoping it wouldnt heer them and wake up
they kept walking in the snow until they found a place with rock people, and link was down there talking to an owl
they ran to link and owl got scared
"WHO ARE THESE" shouted owl flying away cause he wa scared of the spikes on phenix and apollo
"O JESUS THANK U FOR SHUTTING HIM UP" said link "what are u guys doin here do"
"we are searchign for the truth behind dark mans evil" said edgeworth
"the truth huh" said link "i got the thing for u follow me"
and link jumped off the cliff!
"AAAAAAAAAH ATHENA WIDGET NOW" shouted apollo and he jumped to catch link but he landed on the air and saw link was there too
"jesus calm down look the annoyin owl left a lot of his fethers when they fly off after u scare him, so they land on invisible platforms for us to use"
"what we suppose to JUMP" said apollo "that shit is for mario, mario jump pls"
but mario had gone into the village to get green potion
"ughhhh this is NOT fine" said apollo and he grabbed link scared as he carefully made all jumps
"there it wasnt so bad it was fine" said link
and then link and apollo went into the cave and there was a chest
dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNUUUUUUUUUUUUUN...
apollo pulled out a purple magnifi glass called the lens of truth, now he can find the truth
"wtf u fucking idiot, thats not what i meant" said edgeworth
"shut up, the court truth is just as true as the invisible truth" said link "theyr both tecnically invisible"
"ok so mario got ron and hermine the green potion so they can use their magic, but we still gotta think of way to swap them body back"
"hey i know a guy who can help" said link "ill take teh 9 of u to clock town to see him"
"wat 9 of us" said dick "im not good at counting pal dont confuse me"
"uh wat" said link "but whos that guy, hes been here the whole time"
they turned and saw A DARK LINK
"AH ITS U" shouted link "I HAVENT BEET U YET IN THE PAST YET SO U STILL EXIST"
dark link ran at link and link did that to him and they fighted but dark link kept doin exactly wat link did so it was impossible for them to hit him also phoenix forgot to bring his knife so noone had any weapons except link
"dammit guys hes too dark" said link when dark links eyes went red and he started attacking and making link hurt
"shit mr wright we cant let little boi fite" said apollo
"i no, but wat can we do, i suck at fight unless its wit words... WAIT I GOT AN IDEA, RON GIMME UR MAGIC"
so hermine i mean ron came and did a spell on phoenixs mouth and he screamed "OBJECTION" and it hit dark link in de back killin him
"woah ok that works" said link "anyway lets go there"
so they left but they werent still there to see the two rabbids come down from their hiding place and run to the black puddle dark link left
===CLOCK TOWN===
"hey guy" said link going into the clock tower
"link dont fucking talk to me unless u got my mask back"
"which one"
"THE MAJOR ONE"
"o thaaaaaat, ill get it to ya in three days"
"THATS WAT U SAY EVERY TIME" shouted the guy "wait who are these guys"
"who are U" said phoenix "did u give bowser a rabbit mask"
"no i gave it to link cause bowser already took that from grog"
"what who ugh whatever make hermine and ron ron and hermine"
"no pls i like being in ron" said hermine
"2bad" said phenix "dis shit is weird enough, man make em heal"
"yes of course" said the man and he pulled a giant piano out of his ass and played ex why or ex why or and then they were normal agin
"yes" said phenix but they wernt happy
"now make the portal now that ur fine" said apollo
"fiiiine" said hermine and she made the portal appear
"gudbye my frends" said the happy mask salesman as they all jumped into the portal "WAIT LINK NO U CANT LEAVE YET" shouted mask but link was gone and he got pissed and ran after him
and the portal didnt close
TO BE CONTINUED