PHOENIXS CROSSOVER

CHAPTER 5

ACE ATTORNEY VS ANIMAL CROSSING

"what is dis" said dark phoenix who was standing on top of the wright anything tower of evil "they already returnin to ace attorney world sorry phenix but i cannot allow dat"

and then a ball of energy appeared in darknixs hand and his other hand clicked its finger and a portal appeared over it and he threw it in and the portal vanished

"ok that done, back to taking over ace attorney world"

===INSIDE THE PORTAL===

"hey what that thing" said ron pointing ahead

"oh thats a ball of energy it makes portals go to the wrong places" said hermione

"oh right"

and then the ball hit them and the portal around them turned and split into three and phoenix edgeworth and ron went one way apollo and link and gumshoe went another way and athena mario and hermine went the OTHER way

and they all went into different places

"DAMMIT" shouted apollo "we dont have harmine, we cant make portal baaaack"

the place turned white and then apollo woke up next to link and gumshoe in a forest

"where is we" said gumshoe

"weird this place looks familiar" said apollo and he ran tot he nearest house and they knocked on the door

"WHAT the HECK do u WANT, hippie?!"

"DAT VOICE!" shouted apollo as the door opened an a green hippypotamouse came out

"for fuck seck barylawn stop bo- APOLLO?!"

"ROCCO"

"who dese guys"

"hey pal" said gumshoe "remember me"

"no"

"awww crap"

"hey rocco im stuck in this place again, u remember how to get back to ace attorney place?"

"nope" said rocco "ask tom nook, here ill give u directions u go over dat bridge walk thru the trees past all those houses then u go allll the way around the place past the fountain and den u cross the other bridge and ur at nook"

"hey thanks roc"

"no problem hippie"

so apollo gumshoe and link walked where rocco told em but when they went trough the trees people threw apples at them

"OW WHAT THE FUCK" shouted appleo

"ha ha ha, thats what u get for defending tom nook u stupid nutmeg" said sally

"go back to town bukko" said filbret and they ran away

"ow dose guys are NOT pals" said gumshoe "dat HURT"

and they went past the houses and all the windows opened and everyone threw all their furniture at apollo

"OWWWWWWW GUMSHOOS ARREST THEM"

"DIIIIIIE NOOK FANS" shouted nipples throwing her elephant slide at gumshoe who was running to her house and that elephant slide got its name for a reason and it crushed gumshoe

"NOOO GUMSHOE" shouted apollo but gumshoe lifted it and threw it at the house and it fell down

"heh heh good thing i ate all those apples the squirrel assholes through at us" said gum

they kept goin past the fountain but then a duck came out and spat water at them

"AAAAAH" screamed apollo "i REALLY dont wanna play this game any more!"

so they crossed the bridge and were at tom nooks cranny

"hey nice walkin apollo" shouted a voice and they looked up at the house next to them and saw rocco looking down at them

"WHAT IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO US" shouted apollo "FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCK, U ARE THE SOURCE OF MY PAYNE"

"hey dats wat u get, tanks to u this guys still scamming us on fake morgages"

they went inside and tom crook was like

"yes come on in come on in SIRS oh why hello mr justice my loyal attorney because ur special u get 1% off all my stuff but please be a gentleman and pay full price anyway cause i dont give discounts so the max security security system doesnt count them so if u dont pay full price for sumthin u get lazered and die"

"SHIIIIT" said apollo "defending this guy really WAS a mistake"

"whatever pal lets look at his shop" said gumshoe

"why u cant buy anything"

"dont worry pal i got that card thing mr edgeworth uses when hes buyin steel samurai videos on the internet"

"oh wow ok i wonder if it can buy in bells"

they saw a table with food on it and they wanted the food but they had to buy the table if they wanted it which cost 4000 bells

"o well pal its only a card were not losin any money by usin it heh heh heh" said gumshoe and he bought more stuff cause its free, right?

"hey whats this" said apollo looking at a weird thing

"thats world communicator, it can tell people which world ur in"

"O DAMN" said apollo "we gotta call athena with this"

he check the price tag and saw it was only 200 bells so he paid it and ran out the door

"OH FUCK" shouted tom

"what" apollo turned to look

"that was the wrong price tag"

"WHAAAAAAAAAT" shouted apollo

"THIEF ALERTED, FRYING NOW"

"NOOOOOO" shouted apollo as his feet were strap to ground by magic light "NOOOOOK, TURN IT OFF"

"ha ha ha" laughed nook "accident or not u are a thief, die"

"NO" shouted link trying to break it with sord but it was just the kokiri sord he couldnt cut it with THAT, hed need the gr8 fairys sword but that woudnt work either cause its made of top quality material just like the bread i like to eat

apollo brace for death but before it fired

HE HIT THE GROUND AND IT MISSED HIM

"WHAT" shouted apollo and he felt fishing poll on his head

"dammit hippie its not cause i love u its cause i gotta stop nook" said rocco "tom nook i prosecutor rocco arrest u for attempted murder, gumshoe take him away"

"NO" shouted nook and nooks cranny turned into giant robot but link beat it and gumshoe got arrested

at the trial tom nook was found guilty and everyone loved apollo again

"E-EXCEPT ME" rocco shouted to me and he ran off

"ok guys" said apollo puttin down the world communicator "according to this screen, athena hermoine and mario are in... TO BE CONTINUED"