ATHEMIS CYKES ASININE ATTORNEY
TURNABOUT CROSSOVERS
CHAPTER 6
ACE ATTORNEY VS OF MICE AND MEME
atena mario and hermine landed in some weird place in japan
"what where is we"
they saw some guy called joe wandering around but they had no idea what the place was aboot and athena asked her fans what it was but they didnt no anything bout it either not even me
"fuck this barrylawn take us to another fandom"
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so i made a portal appear and it took them to an old place in america
"eww its dirty here" said athena
"whatever, where are we" said mario
"hey look" hermine pointed to a ranch
"lon lon ranch i thought we left zelda world" said mario
"well maybe we can get back to apollo and wright there" said athena "lets go ask about portals and maybe dark people too"
they ran to the ranch but it wasnt lon lon, it was weed
"wtf is that name" said hermine
they grab some weed and blaze it and then they were thinkin properly and hermine realized "hey wait were fuckin stupid i can just portal a portal right now"
"shit why didnt i think of that" said athena but then a big man ran into her and the wand fell into his pocket but he didnt notice
"AAAAH GET OUTTA THE WAAAAY" shouted the man but the guys behind him caught him cause they werent suppsoed to be there
"nooo pls it wasnt meee" said lennie
"2bad fatass ur getting killed now bye" said the guy
"OBJECTION" shouted athena "u cant kill him he took our wand give it back"
"nuh nuh nuh" said the man "only if u defend me!"
"ugh fine" said athena
===INSIDE THE RANCH===
"the trial or whatever starts now" said a guy the judge "so can someone explain what happened"
"ok" said prosecutor rant werker "lennie small is accused of tryin to raep dis girl on the ranch, she suppose to be virgin until sex day for us, but lenny took it for his self, he shud be punished by death"
"hm" said mario "i think theres a lie here"
"yeah but where" said athena
"i call the victim to the stand"
and the victim came to the stand
"hi im red vikkim" said vikken
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"OBJECTION" shouted athena "ur honor look the victim is here"
"uhhhhhh yeah" said judge
"but this isnt possible, IF SHES VICTIM SHE CANT BE HERE"
"AAAAAAAAAH" screamed werker "NO U CANT PROVE IT"
"yes i can, ded people cant tell tails, however dats not true cause whatever this bich is sayin, it gotta be nothing BUT a shitty unbeleevable tale"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" screamed vikkim and she turned red from heet and died
"wtf just happened" said werker
"what happened" said judge "was us all makin a very big mistake, were sorry lennie"
"aww dat ok" said lennie
"wow lol i cant beleev they fell for dat bluff" said athena as lennie was declared NOT GUILTY
===AFTER THE TRIAL===
"wot fuck it was actually that easy" said george "well whatever, at leest now we wont go to that ranch with curley"
"yaaaah" said lennie "tanks mr lawyer"
"uh but im mis"
"wat but buht grils cant work dats ilegal" said lennie
"wait what"
"HEY" shouted ranch guy "U FUKCIN IDIOTS, HOW U MISS OBVIOUS CRIME"
then de ranch guys arrested atena for working and hermine and mario for being accomplices and they wer trown into jale
"FUUUUCK" said athena "now wat do we do"
"we gotta get OUT" said hermine
"but how"
"well we cud make a portal, but we dont know where the others are"
"hmmm"
they thoght for a while when suddenly atena heard something
"ATHENA"
"what"
"CAN U HEER ME"
"APOLLO"
"YEAH"
"WITH THE WEIRD HAIR"
"NO"
"oh, sorry to bother u"
"FUCK U, MY HAIR IS GREAT, BETTER THAN PHOENIXS"
"wait are u SURE i dont know u?"
"WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"ok ok im in some world about a guy and big dumb guy on a ranch"
"what the fuck, what kind of shitty game is THAT? anyway im in animal crossing world with ron and gumshoe, roccos here too but he doesnt want to admit it to me"
"no im not hippie!" shouted a voice somewhere else
"so if u cud come over here datd be great" said apollo
"uhhh were kinda in prison right now"
"ugggh, whatd u do now, well defend urself in court then"
"i cant, women cant work here"
"ok seriously what kind of fucked up game is this, well if u cant do it legally break out or somethin, weve seen lots of movies about it so u shud be fine"
"ok ill think of somethin hey btw apollo"
"yeah"
"how are u talkin to me again"
but then the connection died
and then gorge and lennie came
"hey uh tanks for defending me but u not allowed to work"
"THATS BULLSHIT"
"fuck dat, it makes sense" said george "oh and hey take that stick back tats the most we can do for ya"
they through the stick in and herine quickly grabbed it and made the portal appear and they jumped in
"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" shouted gorgoe "WHAT IS THAT?! WAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT?! jesus this place really IS weed..."
TO BE CONTINUED