ASININE CROSSOVERS PHOENIX WRIGHT
CHAPTER 7
ACE ATTORNEY VS SHAKESPEARE
"ohhhh FUCK" said phoenix "i cant do anythin without apollo and athena, i need apollo around to water charley and clean the office"
"then why is ur office still a mess" said edgeworth
"we suck at keeping places tidy edge"
"yea ok maybe wed get somethin done if u werent whining for an hour" said ron "now i cant do portal magic so wes kind of fucked"
"damn" said phoenix "ok lets just look around, where are we anyway"
"idk" said edgeworht
just then they were surrounded by guards
"INTRUDERS, HOW DID U GET IN" shouted them
and then a rich guy came in like "FUUUUUUCK DIS, GARDS THOU FAIL, MAKE SECURITY MORE PERFECT"
"RITE AWAY" shouted gards and they ran to perfect their security
"thank u" said phoenix before realizing he was the king "oh no"
"thou art filty scum, prasie me at my feet an ill let u go"
the three of tem screamed and got to their hands
"wat do we do edge" said phenix
"how do we flatter him"
"hmph, with the best form of flattery" said edgeworth "oo king, there is nothing for em to say, for i cannot put my love for u to words"
"lol gay" said phoenix before the king got very very angry
"FUCK THOUUU! NOTHING WILL COME OF NOTHING! COMPLIMENT ME PRAISE ME FLATTER ME SAY SOMETHING NIIIICE"
"what that WAS nice" said edgeworth
"NO IT WASNT, U SAID NOTHING, SAY HOW U LOVE MY BEERD"
"what why would i say that, ur beard is SHIT" said edgeworth
"edgey calm down" said phoenix and he turn to the king "wtf he was really nice to u and u yelled at him, who do u think u are bro"
"the king towered over phenix to make himself scary "i am known... as KING LEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"
"OH NO, THIS PLAY SUCKS, GET ME OUT" shouted phoenix and he ran to the door
"BUT THERES NOWHERE TO RUN" shouted ron
"DAMMIT"
"ha ha ha" laughed lear "now phoenix for die disrespect... I SHALL GIVE THOU TEH CURSES OF KING LEAR!"
and the world turned black around phoenix and white spirit things entered his body
PHOENIX WRIGHT, TEH CURSE OF KING LEAR CURSES U WITH...
TRAGIC HERO
and phoenix saw maya die in a tragic accident and him losing the agency
"NO" shouted phoenix the tragic hero of dis story
"heh heh" laughed lear "u shall suffer forever fool. no not my fool U fool come along fool lets do that thing now"
so lear and his fool left phoenix to cry
"that fucker" said edgeworth
"ughhh dammit i cant give up because of some stupid curses, im gonna get revenge on old man"
"wait phenix" said ron "it may not be his fault, lear shudnt be able to use magic"
"u mean"
"yea he must have darkness inside him and he doesnt no it"
"hmm maybe" said phoenix "ok lets follow him and see"
so phoenix followed where lear and fool went and they found a room and lear had banished cordelia cause she didnt say nice stuff to him
"wow what a dick" said edgeworth
"hmmm ok guys lears leaving lets follow him"
they sneaked past the guards and into lears bedroom
they looked into the keyhole and saw lear and fool talking to a guy with glasses
"i have found the man u pursue, mr harry potter"
"oh shit guys its harry" said ron
phoenix suddenly triggered into rage and grabbed the handle and edgeworth had to stop the bloodseeking man from opening it
"did u use the power i gave u"
"yes" said lear "now give me the money"
and harry magicked some money and it appeared
"thank u" said lear "i already has money but it never hurt to have more"
"that is correct" said harry "now if ull excuse me, i have plans in another world i hate called kyle hyde world, tat is why i left the portal in termina open so my plan cud succeed"
harry turned to the window to jump out
"OBJECTION"
phoenix slapped edgeworth to the ground and burst into the room
"NOT SO FAST GLASSES BOI, IM HEAR TO FIGHT YOUUUU"
"fuck you phoenix, dont get in the way of my plans"
harry took out his wand and made phoenix get his feet stuck in the floor
"WHAT THE FUCK" shouted phoenix tryin to free his feet and harry used the wand then to make a portal
"GARDS, ARREST THAT MAN" shouted lear and the gards came running to em
"dammit, only one ting to do" said edgeworth and he took out a saw and cut off the floor part phoenix was on and he and ron carried him through the portal and it vanished
and then another portal came and apollo athena gumshoe link hermoine and mario came in
"wheres phoenix"
"through some portal thing" said fool
"ok apollo lets use the thing to find the next world and go there" said athena
so they did the thing to find it and when they did hermine made a portal and they went through and it left
"to doom a man is to doom ur soul" said fool
"foooool, i hope thou art not insulting me or ill kill thou" said lear
"sorry"
TOO BE CONTINUED