(Sonic and Tails are in front of Amy's
house, with Sonic knocking on the door)
Sonic: Amy! It's us, Sonic and Tails!
(No response)
Sonic: That's strange. She usually coming rushing at the door whenever she hears it's me.
Tails: Maybe she didn't you.
Sonic: Let's try again. (Knocks on the door again) Yo, Ames! In case you didn't hear me, it's us, Sonic and Tails!
(No Response)
Tails: She probably isn't home.
Sonic: Maybe you're right. (Checks the window) Nevermind. She in there watching TV right now.
Tails: Then how come she isn't answering the door?
Sonic: Maybe she's glued to that thing or something. I'll try knocking one more time. (Knocks on the door) AMY!
(No response)
Sonic: Yeesh, Amy's is not hearing us at all. I'ma check if her door's unlocked. (He turns the knob and the door opens) Huh, looks like it actually was open. Come on, Tails. Let's go inside.
Tails: Sonic, I know Amy's our friend and all, but I'm pretty sure it isn't OK to walk into someone house without their permission.
Sonic: Pfft, It'll be fine, dude. I'm pretty sure that Amy doesn't mind us walking into her house. Besides, the only thing we need is sugar.
Tails: Well...I guess you're right.
(Sonic and Tails walk inside Amy's house and see her watching TV, not admiring the presence of the two)
Sonic: Hey, Amy. Don't mind us; we're just here to pick up some sugar real quick. Is that cool.
(Amy doesn't respond. She just sits there, watching the TV)
Sonic: Uh...Amy?
(Amy still doesn't respond, as she's still watching the TV without saying a word)
Tails: Is she OK? She usually would've been running after you by now.
Sonic: She's probably watching something important and doesn't wanna miss it. Let's just get the sugar and go.
Tails: Sounds good.
(Sonic and Tails walk towards the kitchen, but as soon as they step foot into the kitchen, a bucket of dried cement falls to the ground, nearly hitting them)
Sonic: What the- Amy, why the heck is there a bucket of dried cement in your house?!
(Amy still doesn't respond)
Sonic: Amy?
(No response)
(Sonic and Tails go behind where the couch where Amy is sitting as Sonic gently taps her shoulder. Amy then slowly turned her head towards the two. When her head is fully turned, she has an insane look on her face, with her pupils constricted, and a wide, and creepy smile on her face while drool dripped from her mouth.)
Sonic: Uhhhhh...A-Amy?
Tails: Are you..OK?
Amy:(Sing-song voice) I'm gonna prank you!
(Amy jumps out the sofa while holding her hammer and maniacally laughing.)
Sonic: RUN, TAILS!
(Sonic and Tails start running as Amy chases them with her hammer while maniacally laughing. Sonic and Tails hide in the bathroom, and luckily they were fast enough to get in there, before Amy saw them as the latter was upstairs searching for the boys. Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Sonic and Tails are both hiding in Amy's bathtub)
Tails: T-This isn't good. I've never seen Amy act this crazy before.
Sonic: I-I know. I don't know what her deal is. It's like she wants to kill us or something.
(Suddenly, Sonic and Tails heard a knock on the door that made they're heart stop: It was Amy)
Amy: (Sing-song) Sooonnniiiiic. Taaaaiilllls. Open up the doooooor!
(Sonic and Tails don't say a word in order to not get caught)
Amy: [Pounding on the door] I know you guys are in there. I can smell the fear deep inside you two. Open up the door. DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE!
Tails: (Quietly) What do we do, Sonic? I'm scared.
Sonic: (Quietly) I don't know, Tails, but let's just do out best to avoid Amy.
Amy: So that's the way things are gonna be. How about this: I'm gonna count to three, and If you don't open this door by the time I get to three, I'LL BREAK DOWN THIS DOOR AND BASH YA BRAINS OUT! One...
Sonic: (Quietly) Tails, come on.
Tails: (Quietly) What for?
Sonic: (Quietly) We gotta go to the front of the door.
Tails: (Quietly) W-Why?
Sonic: (Quietly) Trust me, I have a plan.
(Sonic and Tails carefully get out of the tub and in front of the door)
Amy: Two...
Tails: (Quietly) What's the plan, Sonic?
Sonic: (Quietly) When she breaks the door down, we make a run past her. [Sonic holds Tails' hand]
Amy: Two and a half...Two and three quarters... Don't make me get to three!
(Sonic and Tails ready themselves to run out the bathroom)
Amy: THREE! [She breaks the door down with her hammer. but Sonic rans past her while holding Tails' hand] Ooo, I love it when they run!
(Sonic and Tails run downstairs and hide under the sofa. Amy breaks through the ceiling, still retaining that psychotic look on her face)
Amy: (Sing-song voice) Oh boooooooys, where are yoooou?
Tails: We're not under the sofa!
(Sonic facepalms)
Tails: Oops.
Amy: Ha-ha! [Flips the sofa up, only to find Sonic and Tails gone] Huh? Where'd they go?
(Sonic and Tails are now hiding in Amy's TV)
Sonic: I don't know what the heck's wrong with Amy, but hopefully, this blows through soon.
Tails: I agr- (Light Couch)
(Amy perks up upon hearing the cough. She slowly turns around, similar to when Sonic tapped her on her shoulder)
Tails: Oh no. She's gonna see us. What are we gonna do?
Sonic: Don't worry, I know what to do. Just follow my lead.
(Amy fully turns around and looks at the TV, and sees Sonic and Tails, but thinks it's actually the TV, and not the boys in real life)
Sonic: [As a news anchor] And that's it for Channel 9 news, M'kay. Now, here's Teo with weather. Teo, what'll the weather be like?
Tails: [As a weather reporter, yelling] IT FINNA RAIN!
Sonic: How bad, Teo?
Tails: REAL [BLEEP] BAD!
Sonic: What else will we expect?
Tails: THERE'S GONNA BE A BEAUTIFUL ASS RAINBOW!
Sonic: How beautiful?
Tails REAL [BLEEP] BEUATIFUL, YO!
Amy: Hmm, What else is on? [Uses the remote to change the channel]
Sonic: [As an actor] How could you, Patricia?! After all we've been through, you decide to cheat on me! WITH MY BEST FRIEND, KYLE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
Tails: [As an actor] Babe, I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. H-He was just hot, and he had lots of money, and he could fulfill my needs. I was stupid, and I realize it now! Please don't leave me.
Sonic: No! Don't try to talk me outta this without of your stupid petty talk, 'cause it's not working on me this time! Don't call me, don't text me, don't talk to me, don't come anywhere near me or our daughter. We're done, babe. Done.
Tails: NOOOOOOOO! PLEASE, I LOVE YOO-OOO-OOU!
(Amy changes the channel again)
Sonic: [As an documentarian] And here, captured on film for the first time, we see the Elephox!
(Tails now has fake elephant ears and trunk, and trumpets while a real elephant)
Sonic: A fascinating creature, isn't it?
(Amy changes the channel one more time)
Sonic: [Rapping] A music video, a music video.
Tails: [Rapping] Yeah, we are in a music video!
Sonic: [Rapping] This is what you call a music video. This is what you do in a music video.
Tails: [Rapping] Oh, baby, we're singing, I am in a [Amy holds up an unplugged TV cord, seeing them] music videooooo...
(Amy puts the creepy, wide smile back on her face)
Sonic: Run.
(Sonic and Tails continue running around the house while Amy chases them with her hammer, trying numerous times to swing at them, resulting in things breaking, massive holes being put in walls, and doors being smashed open. The boys hide in the kitchen and spot an air vent)
Sonic: Quick, the air vent!
(Sonic and Tails try numerous times to get into the air vent, but no avail)
Sonic: It's no use! We can't get in!
Tails: What do we do now?!
(The two then see Amy in front of the kitchen, panting and drooling with her psychotic look)
Sonic: Now, Amy, let's not do anything crazy now. I-It's us, Sonic and Tails!
Tails: Y-Yeah, Amy! You wouldn't hurt us, right?
(Amy starts to slowly walk towards Sonic and Tails, looking like she's ready to destroy every single organ and bone in their body with her hammer. Tails spots a ketchup bottle and aims it at Amy)
Tails: S-Stand back! D-Don't come any closer!
Sonic: Tails, do you really think ketchup is gonna stop a psychopath?
Tails: I don't know, man! It's the first thing I saw!
(As Amy continues walking towards the two, she raises her hammer over her head, ready to smash)
Tails: I-I warning you! Don't take a another step!
(And just like that, Amy took a another step towards the two)
Tails: Alright, I warned you! YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
[Tails squeezes the bottle, but the ketchup splats onto Sonic and Tails' faces instead]
Sonic and Tails: What the heck?!
(Amy then lowers her hammer and starts laughing)
Amy: Oh, man! You should have seen your faces! (She laughs) You really, you really thought I was gonna kill you! (She laughs again)
Sonic: Wait, this whole thing was a prank?!
Amy: Yep!
Tails: Honestly, that prank was kinda over-the-top. You literally tried to drop dried cement on our heads!
Amy: Yeah. I have no idea what happened with that. It was wet when I poured it in.
Tails: Do you not know how cement works?
Amy: Look, I forgot how cement works, OK?! Leave me alone!
Sonic: And what about you trying to smash us with your hammer?!
Amy: Oh, I just thought I could give you guys a little scare.
Sonic: Well, that was a BIG scare, Amy! You could've killed us!
Amy: Well, you know why I did all this?!
Sonic and Tails: Why?
Amy: PAYBACK!
Sonic: Payback? Payback for what?!
Amy: You really don't remember, do you?
Sonic: Remember what?
Amy: Oh, y'know, that prank were Tails led me on a hill to kiss you while I was blindfolded, and I ended up kissing a fat pig!
Sonic and Tails: (Realizing) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...
Amy: Yeah! I was pretty at you guys for that time, and I still am!
Sonic: Amy, I understand you were mad at us for that prank we pulled on you, but the prank you did just now was kinda too far! You were acting like a maniac!
Amy: Well, let that serve as a lesson for you two?
Tails: And that lesson is...
Amy: DON'T MESS WITH AMY ROSE! GOT IT?!
Sonic: Yeah, for sure, Amy! Anyways, we were only here to ask for some sugar.
Amy: Sure, you can have some.
Sonic: Cool.
(Later, Sonic and Tails are walking down the street with a cup of sugar)
Sonic: Boy, did we learn a lesson.
Tails: We sure did, Sonic.
Sonic and Tails: (At the same time) Don't mess with Amy Rose.