I was trying to sleep, but couldn't loll i don't mind finishing this
Announcer Reading on tv:
" What do to. When aliens invade. "
Professor Kipple: Aliens are quite like us, except they have two sets of teeth. ,
Chuck sits on the couch watching tv while Lem brushing his teeth and Aizza brushing her hair.
Professor Kipple: hypodermic fingertips and hypnotic eyes to control our brains and turn us into an army of zombies and destroy our worid.
Lem and Aizza slowly looks at Chuck and Chuck looks back at them.
Chuck: what?
They quickly looks away.
Professor Kipple: Remember, anyone caught helping the aliens will go to jail.
Aizza: Jail?
Lem: * chuckling sarcastically * This is great! Yesterday, my life was perfect, and now, I'm the most wanted super-criminal in the worid.
Chuck: At least you have a world. I'll probably never see mine again.
Aizza turns off the tv and looks at Chuck and Lem.
Aizza: come on Lem, don't ever say that. We're just helping him getting back home and besides you didn't do anything wrong.
Lem: but what if they find out and get caught?
Aizza: We just have to be careful and keep a low profile. We'll figure out a way to help Chuck without getting ourselves into trouble.
Chuck looks at Aizza and smiles.
Lem: yeah you're right Aizza. Thank you for assuring me.
Aizza: it's no problem Lem.
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MORNING
The army still guarding the ship and still searching for the alien.
Soldier: Our preliminary procedures have been completed, sir. The spacecraft is quarantined. We're looking for a place for your headquarters, sir, and...
Captain: Still no trace of the alien, sir.
General Grawl: Where would you hide if you were an alien?
Professor Kipple: Hide? Bravo, General.
An alien invader spends over 500 to fly across the universe to hide. You clown! He's here to take over our minds! Even yours!
General Grawl: Diabolical! Captain, place me under arrest.
General Grawl took out both of his wrist for hand cuffs
Professor Kipple: Not so fast, General. I've trained my superior intellect to recognize alien mind slaves. * humming * You're clean. But, uh, he's a zombie
Professor Kipple points at a random solider which freaked him out.
Professor Kipple: and those two.
The two soldiers dropped their guns and put their hands up.
Soldier #1: How will we know who is a zombie?
Soldier #2: Well, zombies don't feel any pain.
They both punched each other
Soldier #1: you're clean.
Soldier #2: you too
( their so funny lmaoo )
Professor Kipple: General, you must capture the alien alive and bring it to me. I will unlock the secrets of its marvelous brain.
General Grawl: Captain, search the town. Go door to door if you must, but find that alien.
As the army starts searching the town for the " alien "
-
Lem slowly waking up, groaning and opening his eyes, still seeing Aizza and Chuck sleeping. Lem hears a knock on the door.
Lem: * groans sleepily * Mom? Mom! Don't come in!
Lem opens the door then looks down to see Rover holding a newspaper and wiggling his antenna like a dog.
( Rover's so cute!!! )
Lem exclaims as Rover comes in to the room.
Chuck: *groans sleepily * Rover? Boy, am I glad to see you! Rover!
Aizza: *groans* huh? What's going on?
Aizza sees rover looking at Aizza.
Aizza: * gasped * what is that!?
Chuck: it's my buddy Rover.
Rover starts rubbing his head again Aizza's leg.
Aizza: *gasped* oh...awww he doesn't seem that bad. He's so adorable *giggles*
Rover ran towards Chuck and starts joyfully jumping up and down.
Lem: Rover?
Chuck: He's a probe we sent to take pictures of your world. Hey! A planet full of aliens, and you sent back pictures of rocks? Bad boy! Bad boy.
Chuck softy hits him with the news paper.
Lem hears the door knock again and ran.
Lem: don't come in Mo-
Eckle opened the door and sees Chuck holding his comic book and his pen.
Eckle: The alien! Whoa! Can I get your autograph?
Lem: Eckle, this isn't a comic book, okay? It's serious.
Aizza: well, someone's fan girling * chuckles *
Chuck: I don't mind. It comes with being a national hero.
Chuck takes Eckle's comic book and gave him his autograph
Eckle: And... And my Humaniacs pster?
Chuck takes Eckle's poster and signed it
Eckle: And my... And my chest?
Chuck stops what he's doing
Chuck: Mmm. Uh... * stammering * Hey, how about a snapshot? Get one of me looking up at the stars.
Lem hears another knock on the door
Lem: Mom!
Skiff starts barging in
Skiff: I saw the alien last night. I am so in. I got this guy wrapped around my little finger. Let me tell you, this alien's not so scary.
Skiff hears the door closed and sees Chuck. Skiff screams and holds Lem closer to him.
Skiff: Uh... *clears throat * Your personal chef reporting for duty, sir. May I give you some tasty suggestions for tonight? I've got a list of the fattest teachers in my school in case you're looking for a light snack.
Lem: Skiff, stop. He's not here to eat us or anything. He's harmless to everyone but me.
Skiff: Better let me do the talking. I think he's eyeing you for dessert.
Rover jumps on Skiff and wiggling his tail.
Skiff: Aw! It's kind of cute, the way he does that.
Chuck,Lem, and Aizza looked at each other smiling and hears another knock.
Lem: Oh, great. Let's just have a party!
Lem slowly opens the door and to see who it is and the army aggressively barged in the room.
Soldier #1: We're doing a routine search for the alien.
As the soldiers sees Chuck, they both gasp.
Chuck: * panicks * Don't shoot! Don't shoot.
Lem closed the door freaking out that they found Chuck and Aizza freaking out.
Soldier #1: What do we do?
Soldier #2: Don't look in its eyes. That's how they take over your brain.
Chuck: Brains? That's right, brains! *mimicking hypnotic voice * You are my zombie slaves.
Chuck starts doing that fake alien hand movements
Chuck: I want to control your brains.
Soldier #1: It's inside my head!
Chuck: * vocalizing * Ooh!
Soldier #2: Its will is too strong!
Chuck placed both of his hands on the soldier's head and doing the fake mind controlling and bump each other heads.
Soldiers: Command us, Master.
Aizza: oh my god. It actually works! * giggles *
Chuck: I told you it'll work * winks at Aizza *
Skiff: Command me, too.
Lem: * mumbling * it's not real
Skiff: I think I know when I'm being mind-controlled.
Chuck: Hey, maybe they could get me on my ship.
Lem: I'm leaning toward "probably not."
Aizza: we got at least try!
Chuck: you know she's right. Their the only way to get into my ship.
They all see Rover turned on the tv.
Reporter: an extensive search.
Lem: But I think I know who can.
Reporter: In the meantime at the landing site, just to the left of me here, everything is checked and double-checked. The High Command taking control of the situation...
Lem looked closely at the tv and opens the window to see it takes place at his house.
Mr. Korplog: You want our home for your headquarters? Gee, that would be a great honor. Honey, tell Lem we have guests.
Mrs Korplog: Lem, there's someone you'd like to... Oh!
Lem's mom entered Lem's room to see he's not in his room.
Cuts to Lem sitting in the planetarium with the two soldiers. Eckle,Skiff and Aizza sitting in the back while Chuck and Rover hiding under the blanket.
Chuck: Kiss the ship goodbye, Rover.
Lem: You really think you can get me on TV? You're the biggest story in history.
Aizza: The whole planet will watch.
Chuck: The whole planet? Interesting. I left my hair products on the ship, but I could improvise.
Aizza: * chuckles * don't worry, you still look okay.
Chuck: are you sure it's more than okay?
Aizza: * giggles * alright, maybe you already look good.
Chuck: I know, it's the way you were looking at me all day.
Lem noticed the two of them have been flirting a bit, but trying to focus the important stuff.
Chuck: You know, astronauts have to deal with any kind of emergency.
Eckle: I get it. He can tell everyone he's peaceful.
Lem: All we need is a safe place, that TV reporter, and then we can all get on with our lives. Skiff, the comic book store, let's go there.
Aizza: Yeahh! We should go there!
Skiff: Okay, but if he's not housebroken, you're cleaning up his mess.
Glar: We need a slogan, like something that says, "It's a bummer to make war on the aliens when we should make..." Uh...
While driving to the comic book store, Lem sees Neera,Glar and the protest group
Lem: Hey, Neera! Hi! Hi!
Neera: Kill any aliens, Lem?
Neera crossed her arms
Lem: Kill any... Oh, no, you don't understand. These soldiers aren't... Oh, great! This day gets better and better.
Back to Lem's place, General Grawl,Professor Kipple and the army star's investigating
Captain: General Grawl, you better take a look at this.
They start searching and accused of Lem being the " alien "
General Grawl: Diabolical.
Mr Korplog: What are you doing in Lem's room?
General Grawl: I'm afraid your son is a zombie.
Both of the parents gasp.
-
At the comic book store.
Chuck: Hey, kid, what's bugging you?
Lem: Neera
Chuck: What is that, like an alien hernia?
Aizza: She's his girl of his dreams.
Chuck: really?
Lem: yup. and now she hates me.
Chuck: Hate's a strong word. Maybe she just dislikes you.
Lem: Plus, there's another guy, Glar.
Chuck: Okay. You know your problem? It's not Glar or Neera. It's Lem. Look at you. You're so left-brain. Or is it right brain? Whatever. You're like the chief of control. You've got to loosen up. We've got a little time. You, my friend, are in luck. The doctor is in.
Chuck decided to talk with Lem at the other room.
Chuck: Me and green bean need to talk.
While Chuck and Lem having a private conversation at the other room. Aizza just hangs out with Rover and Eckle.
Eckle: hey Aizza, I want to tell you something.
Aizza: what is it Eckle?
Eckle: You seemed to be more interested in Chuck all day. Do you like him or something?
Aizza blushed
Aizza: wha? Why would you say that?
Eckle: come on now Aizza! It's obvious that you're making googly eyes at him.
Skiff: I think she's in love with him.
Aizza: what!? No! You're guys are ridiculous!
Eckle: SANDY AND CHUCK ARE SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Aizza: oh! That's it kid! Come back here!
Aizza starts chasing Eckle around and giggling.
Skiff went to check on Lem
Skiff: * gasp * Lem! The cork! The cork! Remember the plan!
Lem: The only plan here is to get Chuck on TV. I'll be right back with the reporter. I'm leaving you in charge.
Skiff: I'm charge?You heard him. Things are going to be different around here. My wish is your command.
Chuck closed the door infront of him in the other room.
Aizza: good for you Skiff, you'll make a great leader.
Aizza sees Chuck looking through the comics.
Chuck: wow, this is actually pretty cool!
Aizza: *smiles* you like comics?
Chuck: yeah. I used to read them all the time when I was a kid. Superman, Batman, Spider-Man...
Aizza: oh wow, can they control our brains?
Chuck: *chuckles* no, they were my heroes.
Aizza grins and picks up a comic book from the shelf
Aizza: I'm pretty sure Eckle has told you about Humaniacs
Chuck: oh yeah, I can see he's pretty obsessed with that.
Aizza chuckles and leans closer to Chuck.
Aizza: you know, that seem pretty cool of what you did.
Chuck: what do you mean?
Aizza: you came out nowhere at Lem's backyard from your planet to explore here.
Chuck: Well, I guess you could say I'm a bit of adventurer myself.
Aizza: *giggles* you know Chuck, you don't seem like the alien at all.
Chuck: *chuckles* You know, I've been wondering you seem like pretty hot to be an alien.
Aizza startled at Chuck's compliment and chuckles which makes Chuck embarrassed.
Chuck: I'm sorry, but it's true.
They both look at each other for a moment, the tension between them palpable.
Skiff: Hey Guys! I have-
Chuck and Aizza both looked at Skiff.
Skiff: uhh...I didn't meant to interrupt something
Aizza: *blushes* Uh! No! No! Not at all. We're not even doing anything
Skiff: oh okay. Hey Chuck I have something to show you.
Chuck: Are you kidding me?
Skiff placed newspapers around Chuck.
Skiff: you have to do a number one, use these papers. If you have to do a number two, go outside. And, if it's number three, I can't help you.
Chuck was about to say something, but it's shot in the head by Eckle's dart toy gun
Eckle: Got you, alien! Victory or extinction!
Chuck starts to play along with Eckle
Chuck: Oh, yeah? In space, no one can hear you scream! * roaring playfully *
Eckle: You missed! * laughing *
Chuck: Crush, kill, destroy.
Eckle: Bang, bang! Ha, ha!
Aizza giggles of seeing Chuck and Eckle playing each other
Aizza: hey guys wait for me! * laughs *
Chuck: I gotchu!
Chuck picks up Aizza
Aizza: * squeals and laughs * hey! Put me down you alien! * laughs *
They start going to the other room.
Soldiers: Hey, Master! We want to be destroyed, too!
-
Cut back to Lem walking with the sad face too he heard the the tv and sees Chuck.
Chuck: * on tv * going on a journey.
Lem: huh?
Chuck: Soon, we will crush the rebel alliance and control the galaxy.
The crowd gasp
Chuck: Thank you. Thank you.
Aizza,Eckle and the soldiers gave him all applaud
While the report recording everything on tv behind the window door
Chuck:You are a rebel spy and a traitor to the Empire. Take her away.
Lem: SKIFF!
Lem ran back to the comic book store.
Back to Chuck continuing doing his act and not knowing he's on tv
Chuck: Hasta la vista, baby. You are terminated.
Professor Kipple: General, over there. Aren't those comic books?
General Grawl: Captain, get your men!
Back to the comic book store, Chuck and Eckle continue to play when Lem came in.
Lem: get out of here now!
The soldiers: Move it! Move it! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
As the army made it to the comic book store they surrender the building while Lem,Aizza and Chuck escaped the back.
Lem: Chuck, come on!
Chuck grabs Aizza's hand and they got on the planetarium and Eckle pops out.
Lem: * puts down Eckle * Sorry, pal. Too dangerous.
Eckle: but...
Lem: Out!
As Lem started the car a soldier stops them
Soldier: You there! Stop!
Lem gasp and started driving as the soldier starts shooting at them but missed.
Soldier: don't loose them sir!
As the soldiers starts chasing them
Eckle: Wow!
While the car chase, Chuck looks behind as the soldier starts to shoot them again
Aizza: * panicking * oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Skiff: Don't you ever run off like that. What if they took you to the pound? How would I find you?
Skiff sees a car drove past him
Skiff: Lem? Aizza?
As the soldier drove past Skiff
Skiff: oh, boy!
Skiff ran off and Rover follows him.
Cut back to Lem,Aizza and Chuck they stopped the car and got trapped by the soldiers around them and sees the tank about to bomb.
Chuck: We'd better run!
They all ran out the car and Chuck catches Aizza before she falls.
Aizza: Let's move!
They start running.
They found a door to a building and the soliders walked past.
Lem,Aizza and Chuck all sighed if relieved til they see a bunch of old ladies at a tea party all staring at them.
Chuck: * whispers * Let the doctor handle this. * clears throat * Ladies, who wants to meet an astronaut?
Chuck smiles in a charming way til the old ladies start shrieking and throwing tea cups at him
( I love that scene LMAOO )
Lem and Aizza: Chuck!
They all ran to the exit door and chuck follows them, when they got out they were surrounded by the soldiers
Skiff and Rover ran and sees Lem,Aizza and Chuck got caught. The soldier were about to shoot the three of them til Rover came to distract them by his warbling
Soldier: Look out! The monster!
The soldiers starts shooting at Rover, while Lem,Aizza and Chuck have the time to escape
The soldiers tries to catch rover but missed , but sadly they caught him
Soldier: got you!
Skiff: Rover? NO!!!
Lem,Aizza and Chuck ran to another car
Chuck: Quick, hotwire the car!
Lem and Aizza: what?
Lem: Hotwire the who?
Chuck: When are you green goobers going to evolve?
Chuck placed two wires together and make the car works and drove away.