ACE CROSSOVER
CHAPTER 9
ACE ATTORNEY VS WINNIE TEH POO
CREDIT TO ALLAMADA29 4 THE IDEA
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed them half because they had just seen the terror of the moon of majora but also because they were falling out of the sky as they all landed in the hundred acer woods
"where are we" said phoenix
"the hundred acer woods, cant u read" said apollo
"no im blind remember"
"oh thats right" said apollo "sorry for offending u"
"but whats the hundred acre woods" said athena
"we are" said a voice and they turned
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed all of them and they ran to climb up a tree "um excuse me but what is wrong my friends"
"YOUR A BEAR" shouted ron "BEARS EAT PEOPLE"
"oh i understand" said the bear "but im not going to eat u im a yellow bear and they dont eat people"
"ohhh ok" said them all and they climbed down
"who is you" said link
"i am winnie de pooh, tis is my home" said phoo
"ohaiiiiii" said phoenix to the tree "sorry for invading your house but were looking for a giant that goes riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp have you seen or heard it?"
"no" said pooh "but giants sounds like a thing owl would no, let me take u to owl"
they walked across the wood but then a orange tiger thing with a bouncy tail came and jumped on pooh and bounced away
"WOAAAAAAAAH" shouted apollo "that tigers like a kangaroo!"
"yeah whatever" said athena "come on we gotta get to owls place"
"WIAT" said pooh "TIGGER GET BACK HERE WITH MY HONEY YOU BOUNCEY SHIT YOU" and he ran after tiggered
"where he go" said phoenix
"that fucker ran after the tiger" said edgeworth
"come on pals we wont get anywhere until we get that honey back"
they ran after trigger and came up with plan, they waited at some place that was some guys home and the guy was like "please get out" but they explained the situation so he was ok with it
then they jumped out the window when tigger came and got the honey back
"ok" said pooh getting the honey back "now lets go to owls place" and he went to the house they were in and went in "ohai owl these guys wanna know about a giant that goes riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp is there anything about that in ur books"
"nope" said owl "but there is tail about something getting giant if it gets that tail, does that mean anything to u"
"no" said apollo "how we gonna figure that out, we literally got 5 minutes, its 5 minutes in another world but still"
"hmmmmm" thought owl "wait look guys" he pointed at the thing he read it from with magnifying glass "tail is spel no what does this mean"
"hmmm tink tink tink" poo thought hard "oh hey i herd e r was missing his tail
"O NO" shouted owl "hey guys your humans you can get it back pls"
"what more side crap" said gumshoe
"well this IS majoras masky stuff were doing" said edgeworth
"ok lets look for eyors tale i mean tale" said phoenix and he walked into the door and hit his head
they ran around the woods but they didnt find the tail
"have u found it yet" said phoenix as the sun rose
"nope" said the rest
"come on weve almost spent a day here theres 4 minutes left in kyles world" said link
"dammmmmit" thought phoenix and he did the thoght rute thing "weve checked all over the hunderd acre woods but we cant find it is there anyone who would hide it"
and then he reelized TIGGER WOULD HIDE IT "right tigger would cause he stole something earlier what was it and then he realized TIGGER STOLE THE HONEY POT "right he stole the honey pot on the same day the tail went missing but what does this mean ohhh shiiit" and he made final connection and reelized TIGGER HID THE TAIL IN THE HONEY POT
"GUYS WHERES POOH" shouted phoenix
"hes right here" said ron
"oh ok" said phoenix "pooh dont eat that honey! THE TAIL IS IN THERE"
"but he already did" said athena
"NOOOOO" shouted phoenix and he grabbed around for pooh and when he got him he got the knife of adulthood and cut him open and honey spilled out and he shook him and lots of fluff came out until but he didnt find the tail and thats when he realized it was in poohs pocket because he wouldnt eat a tail lol
"OH DAMN" shouted phoenix "ok guys bury him so noone finds him, then lets get the tail to ER"
they buried pooh and the evidence and ran to ERs shitty house and broke it down
"SURPRISE BOI" shouted apollo and he pinned the tail on eyore and he turned giant
"riiiiiight downnn ayyyy downnn riiiight uuuuuuuuuuppppp" sang ER and link played it on his ocarina
"o wait i already had it lol o well now ill remember it" said link
"ok whats the next place" said apollo
"the next place is through here" said link and he played the song of portals and the next portal appeared and they went through it
TO BE CONTINUED